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reply to this if u miss mike

Where's the news Jon?

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SLANG A BUNCHA NARCOTICS
PULL UP IN A NEW RADIO
LIVIN LIKE JOHN GOTTI
CHOPPIN BRICKS LIKE KARATE
DRINK A BUNCH OF CODEINE
SERVE IT TO THE DOPE FIENDS
BLOWIN MONEY, STAY CLEAN
MICHAEL JACKSON, BILLY JEAN

Me and my boy platinum would run through /heem/ in a week

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He's scared. He knowsw he can't win without keeping distance and eyepoking.

Kanye West is NIGGER

Snitch nigga.

your future president

me on the back right

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There are good niggers out there, Kanye isn't one of em
Keep dreaming edgelord

Damn bruh, your edgy as fuck. Sup Forums is this way

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>tfw your vote means nothing and putin chooses yeezy

>""""people"""" unironically like Kanye West

>legend returns
>he's not the main event

How do you think he feels? Will he heem Dana?

ACTUAL HEEM THREAD

>edgelord
>"there are only 2 good niggers in the world"

Lil whiteboi on his knees like he fixin a flat

>already a thread
>makes a new one

he's not gone

bellator will hire him

Jones could wrestlefuck anybody just like he did to Cormier

WHICH //// THREAD

Is SpergOP banned?

do you? tate's out of comp bull here

what a snowy shit hole

What does that mean?

Don't you know about the new rules? Jones is fucked.

Free money?

>t. Juancarlo Jiminiez Toro Del Bianca-Poderoso

He just won't ever stand and bang with anybody, when he comes back its gonna be GSP lay 25 minutes on people era all over again

No

If I was that guy, I'd eat her ass right there on that sidewalk. There's no one around, perfect timing.

That guy is actually asexual.

Maybe he can still appreciate eating ass?

real thread, lads

SpergOP again shitting up threads right away. Will a mod please full range ban this guy?

>a man who takes no pleasure in sexuality itself and instead dedicated himself to the perfection of the technique itself

Honestly a touching idea tbqhfam

Not him, but this one doesn't even have HEEM on it. How will others find it

That's what divides the punks from the real fight fans, man. You can't always be spoonfeeding these toddlers.

GOLDY FACE MEANS HEEM

/HEEM/ is a tradition that shouldn't be broken

no thanks, cuck

I know it sometimes doesn't look that way, but heemsters (mostly) aren't literal retards.

no thanks

shame he's a cuck

My uncle taught me how to scrape the bowl.

And my auntie? She still on the blow.

>how to scrape the bowl
Is that some euphemism for eating ass ?

Every day same shit, me gettin paid
Wakin up new bitch, me gettin laid

207er question: How do the fighters listen to their corner shouting? I can't imagine being 100% concentrated on the other guy, and listen to my team at the same time. Does it come with experience? Is it like a peripheral vision?

their cornerman is like 15 feet away and screaming

Nobody listens to their corner. Coaches just shout shit out as a desperate last attempt to will the fight into going the way they want it to go.

The cornerman doesn't actually yell, believe it or not. They dub the corners advice onto the original taping after it's aired live.

HEAD MOOVMENT

So they just open their mouths without making a sound? Amazing what nature can do...

modern sports technology is actually amazing

Wow... I'm gonna make list of 5 modern sport technologies that you probably don't know (number 3 will SURPRISE you), and post it on BuzzFeed.

*clicks on link*

*redirected to a heem thread with no heem in the title*

what the fuck

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stop posting pics of me

>conner

Would you trust this man with the nuclear codes?

I would

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>tfw you can do ALL things through Christ

It honestly feels good.

Holly is literally a preacher's daughter, God is gonna fuck up GDR.

How come Preacher is a viable employment in 21st century US of A ?

US government is cucked by christianity since the cold war, when they just had to be contrarian, so they started putting the "in god we trust" shit everywhere. Their churches are not paying taxes, which is also a huge help.

>poland

overwhelmingly you left a country for the USA because your life was shit (you were poor/stupid) which almost always means religious

Ain't no preachers around here boyo, what do you have for your defense ? Besides this song youtube.com/watch?v=DjydOI4MEIw

this
only thing i'm pointing out is that there are a fuck load of christ tards in poland

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post walkouts

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OFFICIAL REAL THREAD:

Go tip your fedora somewhere else teenage twink

>calling someone a twink

Weirdo

where is everyone?

Gone to other thread

My filter can't filter these threads if you don't write /heem/ on the subject line.

Please make sure to do so next time.

>filtering the only manly sport lmfao go kick a soccer ball you zilch

>filtering the comfiest general on Sup Forums

What are you, a homosexual?