Weekly East Asian Thread

Greetings my East Asian brothers!

Doesn't matter if you're Chinese, Korean or Japanese, or if you're living in the home countries or abroad as diaspora. All are free to post here. Questions, discussions, sharing and conversation can all be had here on anything East Asian-related, be it philosophy, cuisine or anything under the sun.

Non-East Asians are welcome to post and ask questions too.

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when will asia become great again?

what do east asians intend to do when communism falls in china? its been living on capitalist borrowed time for two decades now

why don't you take that muslim moon out and become the poland of asia

What East Asian country has the best women to make babies with?

>Get bombarded with question from western countries that obviously know nothing about East Asia
What an amazing start

We are already kinda like the Switzerland

Indonesia isn't in Asia, leave.

Thinking of doing my exchange period in Singapore desu. Too bad that I study law and your bar association is protective as fuck. No change to become a part of it.

Thus, might have to go to Hong Kong instead.

Not going to stay in this cancerous shit hole.

>Singapore
>East Asian
Get outta here.

swedcuck memes say that I am part of you guys

Are Finns Asians?

your south east asian. theres a difference. your not real asians. odds are you dont have a epicanthal fold. and if you do your ancestors made it to singapore to recently to be true natives

China has not been communist since Mao died...

>knows nothing about singapore

> None of these guys know the ethnic makeup of Singapore

Singapore is 77% Chinese. Chinese settlers came here in the 1800s and displaced the local browns. I shall type in Chinese below to illustrate my point.

妈的你们美国人,还比黑鬼更笨,难怪你们的国家和女人被回教野蛮人夺走。

Nah they're just memes. Pekka and Hayha are free to post here though, you guys are a cool bunch.

I recommend Japan since I still possess some lingering resentment over World War Two. Cūck a few Japs for me fām

What's wrong with Belgium? I know National University of Singapore's Law School is top notch but unfortunately it's:
A) Protectionist as fuck
B) UK-style penal code oriented

Hong Kong would be dank though, Australia too.

Bro, what's your dialect group and home town? Ever been back to the mainland home village?

I'm from Xiamen in Fujian province. Went back there twice, signed my name in the Clan Association records too.

Cucking someone isn't the intention. To my knowledge, japs are the least likely to outbreed, anyway. I'm sure they'll fuck around, but the intention is a wife and children, not hedonism.

japanese american from california reporting in

You would be surprised at how much the modern Japanese woman cheats, my presumably white friend.

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Neat. Hafu or full-blooded? Able to speak the language? Local blacks giving you problems? I visited California 7 months back, nice place with a good Chinatown in LA.

Countryside in Belgium is nice af. Cities like Brussels are shit and as a lawyer I'd most likely find myself working in Brussels if I decided to stay here. Can't take it.

Would love to live in Singapore but I guess it's Hong Kong where I'm heading since your country knows how to protect its own lawyers lol.

I hope that wasn't supposed to be enticing.

>妈的你们美国人,还比黑鬼更笨,难怪你们的国家和女人被回教野蛮人夺走。
>implying your country wasn't literally founded by islamic peoples

Fujian. I am not comfortable talking about my family name on Sup Forums but I do have a home village. I don't intend to visit there. Singapore is my roots

You mean the kingdom of Temasek? Yea. But not Singapore

>Country mouse
>Want to move into Singapore
AHAHAHAHAHA

is this east asian stuff actually a thing now?

thanks guys.

Asia will be free when China falls.

>bernie is best

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Memetic Warfare!!

Nah, you're misunderstanding. Brussels, for example, is not bad because it's a 'big city'. It's bad because it's a jihadist infected shithole. Never actually lived outside Brussels.

I doubt you have jihadists in Singapore demanding that we should abandon our secular policies and replace them with sharia.

I have been to Xiamen when I travelled in China. That big sign pointing to Taiwan is pretty lulzy.

Didn't like the place so much though. I went to nicer places

How can you stand to live in Singapore, so crowded, hot, humid and authoritarian.

No our Muslims are very moderate. Christians are the more edgy group here

It was :^)

> Implying this island was inhabited by any civilised person before the arrival of the British in 1819
> Implying anyone but us could've turned this swampy island to what it is now

I thought the online memes were memes. Then I read up on Brussels and realised that there are majority kebab areas.

We have our own Jihadi problem too, since 13% of the population is kebab (they were the original inhabitants of this place). Most of them are placated and peaceful and those who aren't are detained without trial. There has never been a successful terror attack since independence.

They're not memes. We are pureblooded Turanian Khagans.

Oh yes it's an absolute meme. Xiamen's a bit of an industrial city, so its full of smog and urban sprawl. There are at least 20 cities I can list off the top of my head which are better, but home is home.

> Crowded
As in any city

> Hot and humid
You get used to it. All our houses, offices and buildings in general are air conditioned anyway

> Authoritarian
I don't mind. Fascism is the way to go.

I hope Japan annexes you all one day

Yea so I guess you got my point. Our muslims are not that moderate and Molenbeek is literally full of terrorists, and this is not even some ebin Sup Forums meme.

Are you sure? I've seen videos of LKY talking about how difficult Muslim integration is, particularly after the 1970s (Islamic revivial).

Congratulations you're the first Finn on Sup Forums to admit this. The Finns I know in real life don't even think they're Mongol.

>Singapore
>East Asia

what the hell did you take for your s3/4 education? nothing? because i'm pretty sure both geog and history teaches that we're in southeast asia you fucking mongol

tbqh i know more christians than muslims from singapore.
malaysia is the muslim hub in SEA. hate the malays, indonesians, and flips. thais too for that matter. viets are pretty smart tho.

China's in the lead for that title. They're working hard in the South China Sea, buying islands and gravel from corrupt Filipino officials.

Well yes, they were and still are a significant problem, the radicalised kebabs. The Christians are a little fanatical too these days, spreading their religion every opportunity they get. Their megachurches embezzle funds pretty often too and some of their preachers are arrested for insulting Buddhism every now and then.

Still, Taoists and Buddhists make up the majority.

>Crowded
Yes it is getting worse due to the ruling party desperate to keep population growth above the bare minimum

>Hot, Humid
Used to it

>Authoritarian
Yes this is worst part for me. Political discourse is very narrowed to certain topics. PM is a autocrat in all but name. Gov keeps telling me to do this and do that. Very annoying. You Westerners should be grateful for your Republics

I don't unironically think we're Mongolian, but I'd consider Finns to be Eurasian.

Look in the mirror and tell me you look like Abdullah living up north. We're genetically and culturally East Asian.

I have nothing to contribute. Just one to present our flag to this thread.

I am sure the later generations will mellow down. Ours did. Just keep pushing for secularism

FUCK YOU I WILL NEVER GROUP THIS COUNTRY OR ANY OTHER ASIAN COUNTRY NEAR THOSE EAST ASIAN JAPANESE FUCKS

YOU ARE A FUCKING TRAITOR

Am I correct in assuming east Asia is the last stronghold for humanity if the west falls? Like in three decades when Europe is overrun by the Islamic hordes and if America falls too, wouldn't we move to China, Korea, or Japan?

Tell me about who hates who...

i know China hates Japan and Japan hates China, but what about Korea, Vitenam, indonesia, Singapore and all the other shitty asian country's?

also, which women are the most dateble, i have a touch of yellow fever.

>i was the user asking about dating a vietnamese chick and the Canadian and Singaporian shot me down, earlier.
>had to watch Q and A

> Implying
We're Chinese lad, and Chinese are East Asians. You're technically a traitor too if you're denying this heritage.

Dank flag. I am never really sure if Vietnamese should be considered East Asian or not. On one hand you guys adopted loads of our cultural traits. On the other hand...southern Vietnam...

Can you tell me about Vietnamese food?

Our nationality comes before race, senpai

We'd hold out and survive the fall of Western civilisation, should it happen. We probably wouldn't accept refugees (we never do) except for scientists and professionals who are of economic value and their families.

South Korea hates Japan with a passion, a China on occasion (it's all good otherwise)

Vietnam hates China with an immense passion (for the Sino-Viet war of 1979, the sinking of their military vessels in 1989, and all round economic exploitation of late)

Indonesia and Malaysia hate ethnic Chinese for being Asian Jews and utterly dominating their economies, initiated failed affirmative action policies to suppress Chinese economic prowess.

Singapore and Malaysia occasionally engage in shitfests over territorial disputes and import/export problems

> Most datable
Go to Thailand, they are the most obedient and assimilating. I was the one who shot you down.

Is Italian, Asian? Sorry for the retarded comment I injected myself with too many memez

My persuation goes the other way around, fām.

Rule 1) everyone hates the Chinese

Rule 2) Japan and Korea hate each other for the same reasons England and France hated each other, they killed the fuck out of each other.

Rule 3) every nation outside the big 3 is irrelevant

wew lad

>Go to Thailand, they are the most obedient and assimilating.

but they all have dicks, though

> I was the one who shot you down.
That's fair enough

i invited her out to dinner for friday.
hopefully she gives a shit enough to come.


>Vietnam hates China
>Japan Hates China
>SK hhates China and sometimes Japan
>Indo's and Malaysians hate the chinese jews
>Everyone hates China

Wew lad

we're still 汉人, whether you like it or not

singapore's identity is like a shopping mall now, our athletes are hardly even local singaporeans

i plan to go back china for a visit soon

everyone hates everyone in asia

indians and pakistani hate each other
indian and nepalese hate each other
indian and chinese dont like each other
chinese dont like koreans and japanese (all 3 in this group dont like each other)
china and vietnam has had bad blood from border disputes
china and phillpines dont like each other (south china sea land disputes)
china and taiwan has a love-hate relationship
singapore is kinda okay with everyone now unless they talk shit 1st

regarding woman in asia, your best bet is
1) to be white
2) not be broke

Good luck fām. From experience, the behaviour of Vietnamese girls depends on their degree of westernisation and if they're from the North or South.

And yeah, loads of Thai girls have dicks. Go to the north, in Chiang Mai. Those girls are actual girls, pretty fair skinned and attractive too.

> Everyone hates China

Yeah it's like Russia and the butthurt belt

>to be white
nah man. it's actually
>to be attractive
>to be rich
>to not be abusive (bc then she'll divorce u or if ur not married, cuck u)
just don't get married, but then a ltr with an asian w/o marriage is near impossible.
even the western-born asians are traditional in that sense

well, she's aussie born, but her grandfather was NVA.

dont know if that means sleeper agent.

she's a massive weaboo though, and wishes she was a jap.

all i want to do is watch full metal jacket and see how she reacts Tbh

>regarding woman in asia, your best bet is
>1) to be white
>2) not be broke

woo, got that covered

Making a guess that she's a northerner. If stereotypes are true, she's a huge bitch when you piss her off. Otherwise she's really nice and will make you breakfast. Then again, the toxic scourge of western feminism may have changed that.

If she's a weeb then I guess it isn't too bad? Could be worse, could've been some Anglophile.

Singapura why u a shit

> If stereotypes are true, she's a huge bitch when you piss her off. Otherwise she's really nice and will make you breakfast.

that's all women iv'e been with man.

>the toxic scourge of western feminism may have changed that
she's not mentioned anything like that yet.

she just likes watching anime all day and wacking off when she's not at uni.

>everyone hates everyone
Aiyo y so terrible horrible vegetable one you

t. 蔡英文支持者

记住,地沟油对身体不好!

She's a liberal. Promotes degeneracy(homosex/trains), i have no lov for her.

But that doesnt mean i like the other party too.

Kuomintang all the way ťbh.

I got relatives who vote KMT even though they live in Kaohsiung. I have a cousin who studies in Keelung and she votes KMT too.

Oh, I recall in the past how 新光部队 (Singaporean soldiers in Taiwan on training exercises) had to wear Taiwanese uniform. Everything was fine and dandy until the Indian and Sikhs showed up with their turbans wearing "中华民国" on their chest.

>Sikhs showing up to a Singaporean training exercise on Thai soil wearing Republic of China on their chest

Thats fucking ballsy

Operation Starlight was a fucking meme back in the day. We tried so hard to look like Taiwanese soldiers (so that the Mainland won't get too butthurt). We wore their uniforms and communicated in Chinese. Used their weapons and radios half the time too.

Unfortunately our tanks and vehicles drive on the right side of the road and they drive on the left. Also, Indians don't speak Chinese well, at all.

The fact that the taxi drivers and snack store owners near the camps were possibly Chinese spies didn't help either. They kept asking about the entire gig and we just told them we were Taiwanese who got lost at birth and swam our way to India.

I came here to collect flags

>we just told them we were Taiwanese who got lost at birth and swam our way to India.
fucking kek

But KMT had done their fair share of shady shit too.
Right i did recall that news report.

>we just told them we were Taiwanese who got lost at birth and swam our way to India.

that's fucking funny.

i wonder why we largely ignore our
SEA neighbors.

You'd think we'd be doing training exercises out the arsehole if the government weren't pro-china (and pro-Israel coincidentally)

Well, Singapore does conduct training exercises in Australia and New Zealand. We're all FPDA signatories after all.

Exercise Wallaby takes place annually at Shoalwater

Exercise Thunder Warrior takes place in New Zealand. Haven't had the privilege to go for this one. I hear the rations are amazing.

>japs being part of the glorious 汉 masterrace

lol ok keep on dreaming you anime watching degenerate

look at the jap / chinese
they're extremely different and i'd pick the chinese ANY DAY

look at the beady little faggot eyes the jap has

I recently returned to Korea after spending over half my life abroad. I'm having trouble adjusting to this high-paced lifestyle desu senpai.

Aussie rations > Any American MRE

>that includes fucking chocolate peanutbutter, you fucking burgers.

It's just something we never hear about over here.

a fucking antonov landing here is bigger news than whatever is going on in Taiwan or Singapore politically.

where'd you travel Starcraft-user?

Europoor. Got there because of my parents' job and ended up doing my studies over there.
Had to come back because of the stupid compulsory military service.

gotta keep those Norks at bay user.

who know's, you might like the exercise

we do military exercise with SEA all the time idiot

>This many posts in
>No posts about how the Yellow Bull will cuck the weak little white bois

it's just something i've never heard about, man.

guess i am an idiot though

That's not a leaf flag....

I'm not supposed to post details of my exercise in Australia, since it was off the books.

All I can say is, your army guys have beef steaks for dinner and ice cream thrice a week. Wtf fāms. Meanwhile we eat nice 7 days a week.

Hey, somebody's got to keep the North Koreans in check. On the bright side, military service is fun.

thanks for the encouragement anons. I'm probably gonna suffer a lot during boot camp though, I'm not in the greatest of shape physically.

North Korea bro, please come back, I didn't save your flag last time I saw you

hey, if in doubt, remember that you arent a woman or a fat ass.

worst comes to worst and you want to start getting in shape, go for runs every 2nd morning to make sure you dont puke your lungs up when you step foot into boot.

Pushups and Situps go a long way as well.

it was a hard day so good night Sup Forums

Everyone suffers during the boot camp.

Been there, done that.

embrace the Serb to help you through

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