You are on death row for murdering a popular director. They give you one last meal and a movie of your choice...

You are on death row for murdering a popular director. They give you one last meal and a movie of your choice. What do you choose to eat and watch?

as long as the meal is NICE and HOT.

Probably some memes

That's all this board knows

A bowl of cheerios and pretty in pink

Popcorn, and The Room by Tommy Wiseau.
If i'm gonna go, I might as well enjoy my last moments.

me? I'd order crab legs.

Crab legs
L'Ascension du Chevalier Noir

I'd rather die early than that

I will eat grilled lemon-pepper chicken with rice and veggies as my side along with a HUGE glass of sweet tea. I'd watch The Fountain with headphones and know my death was all a part of cycle of life and praise Xibalba as I walk into the light.

Pic related and The Abyss

Do they ever let anyone cook their own meal?

I don't think my state does last meals after some fag ordered a huge amount of shit and then refused to eat it.

They can't kill me until the film is over

A plate of greasy fried porkchops mashed potatoes and gravy and slow grilled green beans

I watch braveheart because it's 3 hours long and because it will give me the courage to try and escape

Texas?

I think you talking about the guy that tied the black guy to his truck dragged him for miles until he died

He ordered all you can eat and then pissed in the food as a last fuck you to society

I'd eat my mom's bolognese spaghetti and watch Jurassic Park one last time while crying :(

Commiefornia doesn't have a death penalty fagget

Shawshank Redemption

Eat onion rings and ultra large chicken n' catupiry cheese pizza.
Watch Ambiancé.

SpaghettiOs and Billy Madison

You won't even be able to enjoy a movie knowing your impending doom is coming

Movie: The Return of the King.

Food: Steak (medium rare) with mashed potatoes and a wedge salad.

For desert, tiramisu and a fortune cookie.

baked beans on untoasted white break with a square slice of cheese on top melted in the microwave for 1 minute

i choose to watch batman vs superman

chicken tendies and pic related

masochistic

A great big monster bowl of Pho and Seven Samurai will be my final movie. After the movie when they come and get me for my final walk I'm going out swinging. Fuck it. They are going to kill me anyways might as well fight for life.

I don't live in murica so I will never be on death row.

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chicken nuggets + fries and the first harry potter

>Once the film's initial screening is completed Weberg will destroy the only existent copy of the entire movie, which he says will make it "the longest film made that doesn’t exist".

I don't think he knows how things work really.

A nice 'go 'za and methinks I will see Deadpool again! :)

> one last meal
> die from hunger
Good luck

Meal:
Starters would be chicken and sweet corn soup.
Main course:
Fried & popcorn chicken
A nice big crab
Salmon
Lobster
Hash browns and black pudding

dessert:
Waffles and tiramisu

Was it a Capeshit director I killed or something?

I would probably watch The Human Condition trilogy or just ask if I could see the entire series of Rectify.

Also croquettes too, Japanese style.

I'd ask for the world's rarest truffle. Then while they were searching for it, I'd tunnel my way to freedom. Of course, then I'd miss eating the world's rarest truffle. Quite the quandary.

Surf and turf from Hugo's Frog Bar with a 12 pack of nice beer.
And the movie would be Brazil.

Probably not

A cup of coffee & Kung Pow

box of kfc fried chicken and watch the toxic avenger

who are you planning to murder, op?

predator
fried chicken, chocolate milkshake

I'd eat Chili and Sea Bass and watch Jurassic Park

30 pizzas and 60 beers.
AMBIANCÉ, the longest film ever made, 720 hours.
Just to live longer.

But I'm sure that by the end of it, I would be so fucking bored, I would actually welcome death.

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5 gallon Oreo milk shake and The Fifth Element

lotr trilogy

>10 yorkshire puddings
>2 rare steaks in peppercorn sauce
>a tub of bacon-cream cheese with french bread
>bottle of wild turkey 101
>bottle of fanta twist
>50 ice cubes
>caramel cheesecake

if i were offered this right now i may even agree to die afterwards

Who's the director I killed?
Has he directed any capeshit?

Super Patrician as fuck.

7 Pizzas, 10 gallons of soda and LOTR extended

>kill famous director
>ask to watch his most famous movie

>these plebs choosing soda over alcohol

lmaso

>plastic cup and cutlery
they had to ruin it..

5 pounds of Cadbury's cream eggs.

With corn bread

alcohol is bad for you

if you go into heaven drunk you go to hell

SW Ep. 1 bc it induces hope of early death

finals words " now THIS is podracing "

>did something to land you on death row
>going to heaven

Your execution is in summer and there's only the shitty fozen stuff available. Would you still order it?

I'm innocent and/or mentally retarded

Spaghetti carbonara and something from the director I murdered so I feel justified in my decision.

'go 'za and bvs so I can watch a kino while I eat a kino

>Implying my last meal won't be all you can eat

2001 and a bottle of bourbon because apparently lethal injections are actually very painful so I'd rather be passed out drunk

>giving a death row convict glass and metal cutlery
are you low iq?

Just convert to Judaism since they don't believe in hell

to eat:
>big plate of pad thai with chicken and shrimp
>4 shrimp summer rolls with peanut sauce
>ginseng and honey sweet tea
>water

to watch:

>the entire Wallace & Gromit film series

You wouldn't get the death penalty for murdering a popular director. The death penalty is only meted out to the most egregious of offenders (e.g. mass murderers, serial killers). Depending on whether or not the murder was per-meditated or a crime of passion you'd get anywhere from 15 years to life.

A giant bowl of chow mein with orange chicken, along with Doctor Pepper. I'll watch Edge of Tomorrow

Actually yes, they do.

Funny how a website that hates Jews so much knows literally nothing about them.

Das boot, no subtitles and a bottle of gin.

what if it was a murder-suicide where I killed the director and myself? that'd qualify as mass murder

I wonder who could be behind this post?

Salad and Nosso Lar.

A big pan of feijoada with another big pan of rice.

Oh Rebuceteio

Just a person that has studied theology.

Both Christians and Jews believe in Hell. The difference between both ontologies ultimately comes down to their conceptions of time. Christians view Hell as a place of eternal suffering. Jews view Gehenna as a place where you go for a certain period of time in order to be cleansed of your sins before ascending to Olam Habah, or their version of Heaven.

steak and Interstellar

But user we all read protocols of the elders of zion which totally isnt a forged propaganda smear book created in tsarist russia to incite anti jewish violence and has been discredited since 1921.

Also, the whole concept of Hell/Gehenna comes from the fact that the Valley of Himmon used to be a giant dump where garbage was disposed of via fire. It also happened to be the place where criminals, murderers, rapists, etc. were buried when they died/were killed. You can begin to see where the idea of the wicked being punished by flames comes from.

As someone who had a dealthy allergy to peanuts, order peanut butter, eat it, and rub my entire face with it. Hopefully I'll swell, and die right there.

Movie, I guess TDKR. I can splurge out how this was all part of my master plan.

Spaghetti and pic related

Ambianc É, that Swedish movie that is 720 hours (30 days) long. Don't even care what I eat, I'm just biding time for a pardon.

Logistics (2012) and a buffet of anything
>tfw gave myself an extra 35 days and 17 hours to live

probably should've read your post first

Chili and Seabass. Movie choice? The Pest.

Sounds like a funny dude. Got any link?

Harold and Kumar and a bunch of White Castle burgers

Starship Troopers

Kraft Macaroni N Cheese

>Firing squad
Where would a modern execution by firing squad even take place? Would 10 fat prison schlubs take their pistols out and just go to town on you?

if they still offer firing squad then they have the location to do it
i imagine they'll still use rifles too

Logistics (2012)
Whole stuffed camel

Pizza with black olives and sausage and I'd watch Schenectedy, NY

This right chere

rice with hot sauce and bacon

Good luck trying to escape with all that greasy food slushing in your belly you pig

The French Laundry's current chef tasting menu with a bottle of Dom P and a pack of Nat Sherman cigarettes

The Matrix

>Schenectedy

Oh fuck user i read this in some fucking 20's chicago mobster voice for some reason
oh god my belly hurts

Laputa Castle in the Sky with Soft Shell Crab.

Metal Utensils can be used as weapons in prison.