So Sup Forums
Tell me the absolute 4 words needed to get laid in Europe.
Guaranteed.
_ __ _ _______!
>contractions need not apply
So Sup Forums
Tell me the absolute 4 words needed to get laid in Europe.
Guaranteed.
_ __ _ _______!
>contractions need not apply
I come from Syria
I am a refugee
Me Mohammed, you oppressor
I am a refugee
I am a mudslime
I am an immigrant
>I have a sandwich
In Greek
refugees welcome, ficki ficki
In West europe: im am not white
In eastern Europe: im not a beta
ficki ficki allah akbar
me put penis vagina
I come from syria
I am an American
Fuck me or die.
Hasn't failed me yet.
GIB FICKI FICKI PLS
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
I'm a Russian liberator
Salam Allaykum
الله أكبر الله قدير
When I was there I barely had to do anything, girls would literally ogle me and all I had to do was introduce myself.
Maybe its because I am very tan and most of their men are pasty white.
Ooga booga ugg ugger
WASSUP MONEY MONEY MONEY
I'll pay five dollars.
>I'm a Sup Forums faggot-bottom.
Works every time!
I am a refugee
...
Have a southern accent.
ASYLUM MONEY FICKI FICKI
Kek'd
if you are a brazilian, you dont even have to speak. pic related its my brother.
>WASSUP MONEY MONEY MONEY
*Smacks lips*
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOO
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
HOL UP
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells crack*
SUUUUU SIIIIIIIIIDDDEEEE SQUAD N SSSHHHEEEIIIIIIUTTT??
Make America Great Again
uncle joão cant get enough pussy!
go fuck yourself
in Germany - Anaconda
My balls, your face.
kek
ooga booga giga nigga
Are you kidding me?
kek'd to be honest
If you want to get laid in Australia, all you have to say is
>I shitpost on Sup Forums
oh shit a kangaroo roasted me
I'm a global citizen.
Peace be upon him
La ilah ila allah
voulez-vous coucher avec moi
Gyrofags getting butt fucking blasted
black dick is expensive
or
fiki fiki, fiki fiki
Is that pasta? If not then congrats user
The actual words are "I like fucking guys". Try it out, success guaranteed.
ooga booga white womyn?
You're ignorant and racist
"Please don't I surrender"
Sex garenteed.
"ficky ficky ficky ficky"
R A R E
A
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I said no contractions faggot
Benis in bagina :D