Easy sex in Europe

So Sup Forums
Tell me the absolute 4 words needed to get laid in Europe.
Guaranteed.
_ __ _ _______!

>contractions need not apply

I come from Syria

I am a refugee

Me Mohammed, you oppressor

I am a refugee

I am a mudslime

I am an immigrant

>I have a sandwich
In Greek

refugees welcome, ficki ficki

In West europe: im am not white
In eastern Europe: im not a beta

ficki ficki allah akbar

me put penis vagina

I come from syria

I am an American

Fuck me or die.

Hasn't failed me yet.

GIB FICKI FICKI PLS

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

I'm a Russian liberator

Salam Allaykum

الله أكبر الله قدير

When I was there I barely had to do anything, girls would literally ogle me and all I had to do was introduce myself.

Maybe its because I am very tan and most of their men are pasty white.

Ooga booga ugg ugger

WASSUP MONEY MONEY MONEY

I'll pay five dollars.

>I'm a Sup Forums faggot-bottom.

Works every time!

I am a refugee

...

Have a southern accent.

ASYLUM MONEY FICKI FICKI

Kek'd

if you are a brazilian, you dont even have to speak. pic related its my brother.

>WASSUP MONEY MONEY MONEY
*Smacks lips*
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOO
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
HOL UP
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells crack*
SUUUUU SIIIIIIIIIDDDEEEE SQUAD N SSSHHHEEEIIIIIIUTTT??

Make America Great Again

uncle joão cant get enough pussy!

go fuck yourself

in Germany - Anaconda

My balls, your face.

kek

ooga booga giga nigga

Are you kidding me?

kek'd to be honest

If you want to get laid in Australia, all you have to say is

>I shitpost on Sup Forums

oh shit a kangaroo roasted me

I'm a global citizen.

Peace be upon him

La ilah ila allah

voulez-vous coucher avec moi

Gyrofags getting butt fucking blasted

black dick is expensive

or

fiki fiki, fiki fiki

Is that pasta? If not then congrats user

The actual words are "I like fucking guys". Try it out, success guaranteed.

ooga booga white womyn?

You're ignorant and racist

"Please don't I surrender"

Sex garenteed.

"ficky ficky ficky ficky"
R A R E
A
R
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I said no contractions faggot

Benis in bagina :D