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First for illicit naval activities.

2nd for frozen pizza

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Not sure why he would stand down to be honest.

Because he previously said he would. Politicians can't be breaking their promises you know?
I don't necessarily want him to stand down, in fact I think he might be the best in FG to lead us during Brexit. Just hope he doesn't roll over for May, and instead plays hardball with the UK.

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who /Mayo/ here?

>mayo day

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newstalk.com/Bernie-Sanders-sells-out-Dublin-gig

>Bernie Sanders sells out
What else is new?

Not a fan of this sellout meme.
Of course he was going to support Clinton the Crooked over Orange Hitler.

He could've just told both of them to beat it.

Went on the dole lads.

>yfw

This. Before the election he said Hillary was completely unprepared to be president, a few months later he said there was no one better suited. He could've preserved his dignity by saying something like she's bad but Trump is worse.

Keep hearing what sounds like someone tapping on the window downstairs all morning but there's never anybody there. It's getting annoying since I have no idea what it is.

Or he could try and get the person who shares many of his policies on gay rights, abortion and the environment to win?
Why would he want someone he despises and has little in common with to win?
I also like how many Trump supporters call Sanders out on being a sellout, but they were furious and considered Ted Cruz scum of the earth when he refused to endorse Trump at the RNC.

Do you live in an old house?
youtube.com/watch?v=dC5cCTMsjCw

holy fuck lad, what's going on. I'm not even joking last night I heard what sounded like someone tapping twice on my window and nobody is there when I check, I feel like I'm losing it.

>Why would he want someone he despises and has little in common with to win?
Exactly my point, why did he endorse Hillary?

Because he has a lot more in common with her that Trump?
This isn't difficult user.

Bernie was seeking a position on Clinton's administration. He would have been in a direct position of power to implement his policies.
So many people on the right are not only ignorant but dangerously so to the extent of logic going full circle.

It's old but it never did this before. And it doesn't sound like that beetle.

Really annoying since I'm expecting a package today and I keep thinking it's the deliveryman at the door.

The issue is he went from completely despising her to praising the shits she left on the street. Makes him look like even more of a pathetic old kike especially when it came to light how Clinton torpedoed his campaign.

You think if he was offered a position by Donald he would've acted that way?

>You think if he was offered a position by Donald he would've acted that way?
No they're ideologically opposed. The whole "Bernie is more like Trump than Clinton" was a vapid lie to convince the same dimwitted dregs of society who believed such things as "crooked Hillary" and "The EU are unelected bureaucrats".

Might be a branch of a tree tapping on the window or

Sissy Irish boys :3

>The whole "Bernie is more like Trump than Clinton" was a vapid lie
Well they're both incredibly rich and lived off their parent's money and their politics are overly idealised and simplistic, only difference is Trump is a lot calmer than Sanders. They're two sides of the same coin.

>went from completely despising her to praising
That's how a primary campaign works. Maybe he did "praise her shit" as you say, I don't know, but when the only other option is someone who you are utterly at odds with ideologically you don't have much of a choice.

Is 100gb data allowance a lot lads?

It's a fairly decent amount. Depends on your consumption and what you do?
Wouldn't be enough for me as I download games which could be 30-40 GB.
If you watch hours of video content everyday it might not be enough either.

Ah okay. Reckon I'll go for the 250gb then.

for a phone or home?

phone - way more than enough
home - depends if you're a torrenter

frogweeb why do you avatarfag? do you get no attention in real life?

Lads are we actually the strongest race on the planet? We have seemed to survive everything.

What do we think of this? How will this affect Sup Forums? I think they would be better off just making a new politics board and keeping Sup Forums as another off topic newfag bin.

Limerickmen have been adapting to this cruel environment for thousands of years,one day they will rise up and eradicate all the lower races

>survive
Hard to say we survived when our language is on life support.
I might consider us to be the strongest if we get NI back and start speaking Irish again.

Ireland got vikinged and anglo'd and is now utterly irrelevant to the modern world, in addition to losing most of our old culture. We didn't exactly make a strong comeback.

>Speaking Irish again
But why?

A lot of people see Sup Forums as Sup Forums with loose topicality so it probably causes a bit of overlap.

Bastards

>Choosing to speak bongtalk
Can't see why anyone wouldn't want to go back to speaking Irish
>losing most of our old culture
Hurling is a very old sport

I wonder would they try and split the country generals at the same time from the rest of Sup Forums here, either by throwing them into the new board or making /intg/ at the same time?

>/intg/
That's actually a good idea

Maybe Sup Forums would be left solely with country generals and the cultural discussion element would go to this new board.

So we could have intimate conversations and nobody else would understand us.

It is, it's just as bad now here with generals as Sup Forums was before /vg/, the front pages and the top of the catalog is always generals. The other thing is there's a market for people from the same country to speak with eachother but not enough to make an entire imageboard, the generals facilitate that to an extent.
I doubt that, the new board is going to have all the features of Sup Forums including IDs and being a red board, not sure Sup Forums wants that or if it fits it either.

youtube.com/watch?v=mKIqNTJ-yus


Bank holiday weekend. Pints time.

>not being bilingual
Being monolingual is lazy. Although admittedly there's much less of an incentive for English-speakers to learn any other language.

If you're going to learn a 2nd language you might as well learn a useful one.

It astonishes me how much her hat looks like a penis,bet the japs did that on purpose

If you think that's what a penis looks like, you may want to see a doctor about yours.

There is no objectively useful language other than English though, because that's the language almost everybody else in the world learns as their second language. The usefulness of all other languages is contextual.

Well her nickname is Commandant Testicles (a plan on Commandant Teste).

In common contexts considering the employment opportunities for those who can speak widely spoken languages like French, German, Spanish. What is an Irish speaker going to use it for? Working on TG4 or teaching?
Not to mention breaking down communication barriers with those who don't speak English. Even primary Irish speakers have a fluent grasp of English, it's never necessary to use it.
Considering I'm speaking to someone using a useful second language for their employment I'm sure you're very much aware of the difference, this is just heart over head stuff to claim otherwise. Irish is virtually dead and completely worthless to learn at this stage.

You have ruined this general yet again. You dirty anime pedophines and your disgusting childs cartoons, you weird south korean waifufag CUNT and all of you skype cabal dickeads need a bullet in the back of the head. I sincerely hate you all. This was a comfy general and you ruined it AGAIN. I miss when the swissyank was the only annoying poster. but oh, OH! How foolish was I to think the anime paedos and skypecunts wouldn't eventually crawl from the gutter to once again ruin this general and drag everyone down to their scummy level. Angrylad, Derrylad, the heemposters, all were right. You ruined it. Fuck you. Fuck all of you

Took a dirty plastery poo

>needing to void your bowels
>ever
Pretty degenerate desu.

A true Gael finds a use for everything that he consumes.

>using a useful second language for their employment
He uses English for employment.
Also considering you can move to tons of countries already that use English for work, why learn another language for the purposes of employment?

I love that you're all still here. Nothing but losers. I was always a success, for I am HOWTH. I am a successful person, meanwhile you cosmopolitan scum wallow in your own semen in your bedrooms.

I will never be defeated. Never. The ideals that surround me are untouchable. They will outlast me and you -- the Volk will live on.

I have a dedicated plan. A plan whereby I cleanse Ireland of all non-Whites. Can't wait desu.

All you faggots will be killed too. All of you. What losers. HAHAHAHAHAHHAajahahahahhahahhaHHHAAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA

I AM HERE IN YOUR NIGHTMARES, FOREVER. I WILL END YOU ALL HAHAHJAHJJAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAH

NEVER MESS WITH ME, ELLEN

The best thing about this thread is that I know all you losers are wasting your lives, day in, day out. It's great.

I, Howth, am successful and you cunts spend your days on this website. Fucking nigger-loving faggots. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Kill yourself, my man.

He says goodbye to /éire/ with what best can be described as emotion. He doesn't feel much, yet finds himself in miss of the banter and the overall aura of feeling superior to sad faggots, failed animators, queers repeating the LC and shit-eating mechanics.

He knows he must go. He has more important things in his life. His time on Sup Forums was ephemeral, transient if you will. It was an enjoyable deviation from his life of success. He has never been anything but a success, but Sup Forums made helped him feel what the masses feel. He was here as an experiment, trying to feel out new ways to control people for his upcoming domination of European politics.

He sits inside his palatial home, after a hard day's work, and surveys the land. He looks at the political landscape. Everything. No stone is left unturned. He likes to stay abreast of current events.

With a cold heart, he says goodbye: goodbye to all the losers and sad cunts. The words coming from his mouth mesmerise even his fiercest critics. They're moved to tears. Ellen drops his animation portfolio, realising he will never craft anything as beautiful as Howth's words or even pass his shit little FAS FETAC course. Juniper will always be mentally deficient and will cling onto sanity through alcohol. Tommy will always act the hard man even though he is a shaft-gripping, shit-devouring aberration. Tsukihi will fall short of his goal of becoming a doctor and become a lowly pharmacist, all the while dreaming and cogitating on what could have been. Jaggy will come out to his left-wing mother that brainwashed him and she will accept him for being a pansy. AA will finally live vicariously through ponies and other cartoon shit and will forever be a slave to his sister, who beats him.

Those are all individual experiences, but one overall experience they will all have is this: they will all know HOWTH was right, that he truly knew the future. They will know how intelligent he was and admire his foresight.

Bye

It has fallen into abeyance because I, Howth, do not post here. I found it exasperating to argue with simpletons (you lot). I am so far above you all. I am a God, truly. I kept this place alive. You need me but I do not need you.

I have drunk from the Holy Grail, sat on the Temple Mount and seen the future. My future is a grand one. I will be Europe's new light. I will be Charlemagne. I will drag Europe up from its death throes and invigorate it. Shitskins will tremble before me.

Oliver, Trinity, Jaggy, Laois, Skeletor, Juniper and all the rest of you extreme bottlers and clowns will die horrific deaths. Your complicity in the death of Europe will be your end. I shall see to it.

Women quake at the knees when I am around. Tingling at the clit. I have the hands and phallus to please them. I shall repopulate Europe like Genghis Khan did to Asia.

I am currently seething with rage over the incident in Paris, but I see that each transgression, each attack, slowly brings about Europe's reawakening.

Watch yourselves.

I am Howth, faggot.

Daily reminder that I, Howth, have not really been here for about 3 years while you sad cunts on the DOLE like Jaggy (tehehehehee I totally a woman, le riot games), Ellen, Jewniper and Tommy the shite eater. Don't forget that vacuous-faced cunt OLELver.

Literally fucking kill yourselves. Still here on this gay """"general""" talking absolute tripe because you're all fucking losers. Ellen failing his fucking FAS course for the 8th year this year, lads? LE ART COURSE

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHKHKKHJHJHJHHJAJHJAHJHJAJHJAJHJAJHJHJAJJHJAJJHJAHJHJJJHAJHA

I WILL KILL ALL NIGGERS AND PUFFS IN AN INSTANT. I AM THE KING OF DUBLIN. PALE FOR LIFE. NIGGERS WILL BE REMOVED IN DUE COURSE. VOTE NATIONAL PARTY OR KYS.

FUCKING FAGGOTS.

Fuck off, Boris. That was me gimmick 3 years ago, you can't steal it.

HHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHHAAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHA

ARE YOU DUMB NIGGERS STILL POSTING ON THIS BOARD?

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

I, HOWTH, GUARDIAN OF IRELAND AND ALL THE GAELIC REALMS, HAVE MOVED ON WITH MY LIFE WHILE YOU ABSOLUTE LOSERS ARE STILL MAKING "MEMES" AND TALKING ABOUT BOIPUCCIS. FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOTS.

FUCK TOMMY, THE SHIT-EATING FAGGOT. FUCK ELLEN, THE ANOREXIC CUNT. FUCK JAGGY, THE FAT TUMBLR CUNT. FUCK ALL YOU NIGGERS. FUCK YOU ALL.

I AM COMING FOR YOU ALL. THE WHITE RACE WILL RISE UP AND I WILL SMITE YOU ALL. CANT WAIT.

Kill yourself, my man.

Please, for the LOVE of GOD, have another /eire/ meet-up. I will turn up and kick the fuck out of every single one of you. Please do it. I will kick you nigger-loving scum into dirt. I will trounce on your heads as your bodies go limp from brain trauma.

I want to stamp on every single one of you aberrations.

You're all on this Burmese tile-sharing agora, doing nothing with your lives. You deserve death. I, Howth, on the other hand have made a success of myself. I want you all to do. You're a drain on society. You'll be burnt just like the niggers. Your bodies will give warmth to the productive masses. Cunts.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAJAJ

YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE ME. HAHAHHAHAHH

JAGGY, ELLEN, TOMMY THE SHIT-EATING FAGGOT, JEWNIPER, TRINITY, ROOSTER. YOU'RE ALL DEAD.

>Howthposting
Why is this a thing again?

i would beat the bollocks out of howth and mcgregornordie honestly

>I, HOWTH, GUARDIAN OF IRELAND AND ALL THE GAELIC REALMS

What did he mean by this?

I meant that I am High King of Ireland. Fight me irl.

kys

You wouldn't. Trust me.

>Fight me irl.
I have nothing better to do so meet me at the temple, cunt.

Come to Howth.

Got new internets lads.

Vodafone and eir couldn't provide a service since I live in a mountainous area in the middle of nowhere but looks like 3 can give me 4g speeds.

Quite happy.

>leftists still bitching about the maternity hospital
And so another badly needed piece of national infrastructure becomes mired in even more controversy.

Alright let me have a wank first.

When they say the Sisters of Charity are being given "ownership" what exactly does that mean? I know they will have 4 of 9 seats on the board. Can they do whatever they want with the building?
Seems a bit strange to give them ownership, because they own the land.
"You have some land valued at 1 million? Let me build a hospital on it valued at 100 million and you can have ownership of a large chunk, or all of it."

I'm glad the country is united in declaring it intolerable. Religion should never have any sort of interference on the health sector, for a new development this will set a precedent. Harris needs to CPO or negotiate a handover in exchange for writing off church debt.

Haven't heard about this. What's the story?

>Haven't heard about this

They own the land but the ownership and running of the hospital is based on a written agreement. The principle of the agreement is full control in hands of medical specialists but the specifics and detail isn't clear which understandably has worried both the public and some members of the project board.
Ultimately no Catholic health organisation in the world allows for contraception, sterilisation, IVF, gender reassignment surgery and abortion on their premises so it's a little naive to believe this will be different.
It all stinks as these sort of things in this country usually do as it's since emerged that Rhona Mahony, the master of the hospital and the biggest advocate for the current plan will be given the location on the site for her own private practice which is unusual for a public hospital.

>I'm glad the country is united in declaring it intolerable
You've a strange understanding of the word "united".

It's really not a divisive issue if that's what you're claiming. I haven't heard of anyone in the general public proclaim that they believe religious interference in medical practices to be a good thing.
It was always going to be a question of whether the general public cared enough to protest against it and thankfully they do.

>It was always going to be a question of whether the general public cared enough to protest against it and thankfully they do.
I only see very small numbers actually protesting about it. You're making very sweeping claims.

thejournal.ie/sisters-of-charity-national-maternity-hospital-3346810-Apr2017/
>Over 70,000 sign petition to prevent Sisters of Charity becoming owners of maternity hospital
irishtimes.com/news/health/hundreds-protest-over-national-maternity-hospital-ownership-1.3055336
>Hundreds protest over National Maternity Hospital ownership

"very small numbers"

Only 2 board resignations as well and a minister begging for time and calm amidst the anger. Clearly nobody cares.

>very small numbers actually protesting about it
I don't really care about it, but I would prefer the state had full control.
Religion doesn't have much place in a hospital.
Not going to go out on the street, or on Twitter, protesting about it though. Or bombard my TD with letters and emails, for that matter.

>Over 70,000 sign petition to prevent Sisters of Charity becoming owners of maternity hospital
>online petitions

>Hundreds protest over National Maternity Hospital ownership
That's a tiny number. Even the water protests had more than that.

>but I would prefer the state had full control.
Me too. But I don't think it's such a huge deal either way.

Starting a petition to keep Frogweeb in France

What do you expect people to do? Riot on the streets and set fire to Leinster house?

I think the public mood of being opposed to this is quite clear.

Starting a petition to deport all those who don't support reunification, or the readoption of the Irish language.

>I meant that I am High King of Ireland
tá brón orm, ach TÁIM an ard rí na hÉireann

What are capital letters? I haven't a clue, to be sure, to be sure...

>Riot on the streets and set fire to Leinster house?
It would be a start.

Seems fair. Will English be retained as an official language though? A country of bilingual people would be great.

>readoption of the Irish language
You're free to move to a gaeltacht area if thats how you want to live your life. We're long since passed a time where you can dictate to people which language they must speak.

>reunification
Luckily I do support that, just on the condition that it's economically and socially beneficial to us.

>Reunification
Alright

>Irish language
Fuck off culchie

Frogweeb I trust you know how to read ghost posts in a thread. If yes proceed to ghost mode. There's something nice for you.

>Luckily I do support that, just on the condition that it's economically and socially beneficial to us.
What if it hurts us in the short term economically but is beneficial in the long-term? Personally I think letting economics dictate your stance on reunification to be rather distasteful, but each to their own.

And what sort of social benefits are you talking about?