ITT: The absolute worst fucking foods in existence.
I'll start: mushrooms.
ITT: The absolute worst fucking foods in existence.
I'll start: mushrooms.
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Pickles (Unpopular opinion I know)
mushrooms are all thats bad everything else is ok
Nice dubs btw
pickles are tolerable i dont dislike em i can force one down but mushroom even a strong scent can make me throw up my organs
Weird, I don't mind pickles if it's just that. But if you put them on anything I get sick, I peronsally only like mushrooms in soup.
mushrooms are terrible
Literally How? They just taste like whatever the hell you're cooking them in.
Fuck you OP. I love mushrooms.
The white mushrooms they sell in America? Utter shit. But there are many delicious mushrooms to eat in other parts of the world, especially East Asia.
binge eats pickles
eats onions how you would apples
I think.... idk. all food is good. I'll be back, maybe.
I think we can agree that Kale is fucking awful.
We don't all eat one type of mushroom. The US is a big country.
Anything with onion in- or on it, I don't know what your damage is if you like that sharp pungent shit in anything.
Eggplant....seriously shit tier food....only redeemable version is in lasagna and even that's a stretch
It really depends on who is preparing them. Normally it's bad, but some people have surprised me and made them taste good.
Brussel sprouts and cabbage
I love tomatoes. But tomato juice makes he gag.
bacon (no bait)
Mayonnaise was invented by a man who wanted to see the extinction of all human life.
You are all faggots who probably love Mayonnaise because it reminds you of the Semen you guzzle by the gallon.
Texture means something when you're not a goddamn cow
mix tomato sauce with mayo, put on chips, no regret
I prefer miracle whip.
I used to like bacon, but now I can hardly stand it.
bad on pizza
kys or i'll do it for you
Try to eat this shit straight outta the can and you'll be crying for mushrooms
eats onions like apples
Is it anything like anchovies? I can eat those like nothing.
They are not even that nice whats wrong with you
Homemande french Dijon's mayo is good, but I can't stand those from supermarket
That is almost identical to Mayonnaise, and is still loving Semen-like substances in your mouth.
Just be honest and come out of the closet faggot. Your family already knows and won't care.
My grandpa used to do that. Onions and salt meant the world to him.
No, thank you. That fucking putrid odor of rotten garbage isn't appealing at all
Nice dubs hitler. Too bad you're wrong about white chocolate.
Only in America
It's just fat, it doesn't even taste like chocolate
White chocolate is an insult to chocolate. There is absolutely no ingredient used that could justify the term "chocolate" being used.
Those are available in Belgium and France too, but it's shit
Finally a connoisseur
Yeah! What it's ever for us! It's just chewable water.
the smell and taste of ketchup makes me want to die
So you'd like that pizza with only cheese?
Cauliflower looks like Lettuce with HPV.
onions unless they are in a cube
Looks gross. But completely tasteless. You can prepare if with anything really.
The best kind of pizza
This shit is disgusting. Chips shouldn't taste that awful. It feels like eating cardboard.
30% fat and tendons, veins, and cartilage
I meant crisps.
Cocoa butter? From the cocoa pods? That they named chocolate after?
Kind of defeats the point.
Here, have this cardboard saturated with vitamins and water.
Fuck Vienna sausages
Like little processed unwashed dicks
Tofu. It just shouldn't exist at all. It tastes like overdate milk.
I know right, what's not to love
pizza with pineapple
You're thinking of moussaka, not lasagna.
You take that back.
Nah, lasagna with eggplant or spinach is a thing man, sadly
Not sure how OP can stomach these, but he swears by em'
Or he could actually be thinking of eggplant lasagna
Bacon's fucking gross. If it's cooked crispy, it's like eating dry wood. If it's cooked softly, it's like eating slimy chunks of raw fat. I never understood.
people who like pineapple on pizza are the people standing in the middle of a bukkake session
yes. fuck celery
I know they're almost the same thing, but I like Miracle Whip and hate mayo.
30% fat and tendons, veins, and cartilage
That's the best part.
fuck pineapple on pizza. that's gross
Boneless wings are good though
pickled celery is bliss
Sausage is made from HIV+ African baby meat.
Fucking Rhubarb! I mean who eats a food where parts of it are poisonous fucking retards
Also Salad Cream
those are fucking disgusting. also the ones with peanut butter
Jesus this so much.
I beg to differ, I prefer fucking them on the table. I don't like to hurt my pizza
This... I like white chocolate occasionally. But it bothered me when I found out it isn't even really chocolate at all.
soup is worse
Well cooked in syrup then cut in dices to make a pie, it's kinda good
Pretty much chicken nuggets.
i eat massive amounts of raw onion. if i ever eat beans, i will have them with a whole onion on the side and then spend the next 24h farting. lief.
you have never had a good soup then
Holy Shit thank you. That stuff tastes fucking vile.
This guy knows what's up also nice filename
i eat almost anything. ANYTHING.
but will not go anywhere near mayo. be it home made or whatever, i hate that shit.
I like cilantro. But I guess to a lot of people it tastes like soap. Some weird genetic thing.
I love long black shapes in my mouth.
Salami looks like pepperoni, tastes like someone fucked up.
But chicken nuggers don't usually have that delicious sauce. Still better than bone in though.
It looks like diarrhea mixed with blood.
Is there a worse feeling than opening a pizza box and seeing that it's mushroom?
What are you? A fucking redneck lumberjack? Holy fuck, thanks for the lulz man
I will eat the meat off of wings, then go back for some parts of the cartilage. I clean that wing baby.
fuck you you fucking shitfuck
Yeah, no, fuck mussels
Very unpopular opinion: i fucking love the taste of super strong black licorice
it's delicious. i prefer zacuscă tho.
This. I eat wings like an animal and snap at anyone who comes near me.
mushrooms, cheese and tomato sauce are the obligatory toppings of pizza
additional things for god tier pizza
olives onion bacon (or good quality meat - fuck off with cheap slimy ham) corn
Sushi is fucking disgusting imo
I'm very fond of black licorice. Why does it get so much hate?
not liking mushrooms
perfect in stews
perfect to fry in butter and eat on toast
perfect in many things
Salad Cream pie? mhmmm not for me
When you have such a limited palette you dislike mushrooms. Stick to your processed tendies, kid.
I really don't care about the taste, i just can't stand my family making Ajvar. It burns my eyes, it looks terrible, it has a terrible texture.
It's a dolphin
yeah, seeing fucking pineapple
No idea. The weird Maynard's licorice things are fucking nasty. But stuff like phinoccio and hard candies are delicious.
Doesn't even have to be on a pizza. I hate pineapple in general.
where in the Balkans? my mom makes zacuscă (really similar) every year and i never had a problem with my eyes etc.
she made some killer eggplant salad yesterday.
Yeah, i am from the balkans (Macedonia).
I love the "balkan" food just i can't stand Ajvar.
French onion soup. I had authentic French onion soup in Paris, and it was revolting.
Pond roaches boiled in their own fecal matter, no amount of sauce and spices can change this fact.
Don't know how it would be in English, meat jelly probably. But хoлoдeц is fuckin disgusting.
This type of buffet
My terrible food list.
1. Sea food aka shrimp, crab, lobster etc. Fucking sea insects
2. Pineapple pizza. I rather eat my own vomit.
3. American style pizza. Might as well eat just cheese..
4. Soup. Food should not be liquid.
5. Sandwiches.I don't like bread.
I disagree strongly with your feelings on salami, but I respect your opinion. Have a good day.
t. salty Splatfest loser
Nigger thats a boil, not jambalaya.
And mudbugs are one of the most delicious things on this planet.
i used to not like it, but now i love it. same went for eggplants and other stuff too.
Replace crawfish with shrimp, absolute perfection.
crazed fucking look in your eye
that is delicious
Fucking pineapples and mushrooms basically any shit that's really fucking spongy and slimy and gross there shit
Sushi is fucking awesome imo
this is a dolphin
No, that's a fecal matter expulsory tubing
shrimp taste like nothing
crawdads taste like seasoned lobster
Your parents did a number on you.
I have to agree with you there I once took a bite out of an onion slice like an entire bite out of a like 1 inch thick slice it was fucking agonizing it felt like all of my facial muscles we're being pulled in towards my nose and it stung like fuck, but also if you fry or boil them for a while they lose all of that sting Enis and they just become less flavorful which makes them varible and actually kind of good you just have to mix them with other things cuz they're bad by themselves
It reminds me of the scene in Men Behind the Sun where the womans arms are frozen solid, and then put into boiling water, and the flesh peels from her skeleton hands as she screams.
some ppl here eat this shit every fucking morning for breakfast
absolutely disgusting no matter what you mix it up with
I ate both. I prefer shrimp. Fight me bitch!
I hate you.
Dude wut? Pulled pork is amazing.
Can't fucking stand onions. The taste is fine, but the texture... No matter how you cook them they are either disgustingly crisp or slimy or an aweful place in the middle.
bro get the fuck out of here, black licorice is the best
PICKLES ARE AMAZING, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DISLIKING THE BEST PICKLED THING!?!?!?!?!???!!!???!!!!????
Motherfucking right user. Can't stand onions
Truly a work of art.
People that eat pulled pork are pre-cannibals.
It's nothing like anchovies. (I swallowed your bait, eh?) Have a video of a man retching: youtube.com
There're might one person ITT who hasn't heard of Surströmming.
tastes like unwashed dick and smells like a nigger
The only time I've ever found celery to be good is when you just get a bunch of peanut butter and coat in a little crevice completely up to the top with peanut butter
Canned asparagus is the most disgusting substance on the planet.
Your all a bunch off Huge Faggots !
Just eat peanut butter retard.
Like, why is cold? Why do they call it salad?
yes, why is cold?
Onions-Texture not taste
Bell Peppers-Texture and taste
Bread and Butter Pickles-Taste, I don't like sweet stuff when it's meant to be salty.
Most Fish-Taste. I like Salmon, and a few others, but some is just too fishy for me
Lobster-Taste, Too sweet for me, I want salty and get sweet. Fuck that.
Mayo-IDK why, I like every ingredient in it, but together they just don't sit well with my pallet. Mayo is meant to be a base for other sauces I think.
Ketchup-I like Tomatoes a lot. Tomatoes are my favourite fruit and I love vinegar but for some reason mix the two and it's disgusting.
Most cooked green veggies-Taste and Texture They are slimy, bitter, and sour. Just, no. No thank you.
Salami,Spam,Balogna, basically anything like that. The super fatty slimy, meats. I can do bacon, but only in short bursts, and tend not to eat much pork(Not a Jew, just don't like fatty meat)
This shit tastes like potpourri.
Cause it's salad...hot salad, that called soup...
Okay, but why?
i like Heinz ketchup. i'll put it on anything.
every other kind of ketchup is gross. Hunt's ketchup is for cunts and degenerates. if i go to a restaurant and they have a Heinz bottle, but it's filled with some other brand that they put in that bottle, it ruins my whole day.
i just like Heinz.
i wish i was dead.
Put some peanjt butter on it good as shit!!
WHY? Are you eating it wrong???
posts picture of mushrooms on cheese pizza
calls mushrooms the worst food
likes cheese pizza
Nice bait, pedofaggot.
Juice is ight
Texture of the bits is fucking cancer
Cook them with some garlic balsomic vinegar def rocks
Would can not describe how bad that shit is.Try it and find out.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
... How are you eating them!?
You're supposed to just remove the seeds and eat those...
Fried eggplant is good as shit
You just don't have a fucking soul, man. Mayo and ketchup suck, I'll give you that one, but the rest of those are great.
I wish you were dead too.
I've had Pomegranate, I love it. I get a few a month. You're meant to just remove the Earls(Arls? It's pronounced Earls, the seed things) and eat those. Not the waxy skin shit, or the white stuff
Tastes great, but you're only supposed to eat the seeds, right? They're soft on part but then there's that hard bit, it always feels like it is going to get stuck in my teeth and has, you can't chew it properly
The only name suitable for the worst cheese in existence,
It really depends on the type of pickles bread and butter pickles are really shitty but I personally like dill pickles they're pretty good
You're supposed to chomp on it like an onion, right?
Agree with you there, I love Dill pickles, but bread and butter pickles are absolutely disgusting
I agree, I never understand how people eat fungus and pretend it tastes like anything other than the shit they're grown in.
A crab is basically a giant tick.
But then it gets your mouth all like fucking sticking and it so hard to swallow it's like having solid water that you can eat along with the peanut butter so that way you don't have to drink water to fucking get it to go down but it keeps it from sticking your mouth
I'll just leave this here, enjoy some snotty soy beans
YOU HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS THERE, THE MAIN ONE BEING WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EAT ONIONS LIKE THAT, THAT'S WRONG, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL YOU FUCKING SINNER, FUSKVIN HELL YOU YFCKING NEED TO REATHINGK YOUR LIEF OGM GID ORHW= WHKWATS' WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????//////!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
Not cheese, disgusting cheese product
Pulled.pork is good as shit if made right
eats onions how you would apples
I did this as a child.
Now I hate onions.
No you're supposed to eat the red stuff around this evening out the seeds themselves faggot
The fuck is wrong with you bro? Meat needs to be somewhat fatty for flavor
Brie cheese. I had it once and it tasted like a wet basement
smoked for hours. BBQ sauce and then kaiser bun.
Where to buy penis bread?
Whats the fucking difference
You sicken me bro
Feet are yum
Thwt or i put it in my crockpot with beer onions garlic salt pepper and sourkraut. Good as shit
Fuck off degenerate. Also more?
I don't think that's how you cook cockles.
Cheese. Strong cheese, weak cheese, moldy or fake cheese. Fucking disgusting and I will never understand by people act like its so good...
I cut the fat off my meat and it tastes perfect. Fat just is slimy and gross. Can't do it.
A lot of the cheeses are pretty strong but if you get some high-quality cheese it can be pretty good except for that really dry type of cheese that stuff is just shit, but cheese and crackers by themselves can be pretty good especially if you get a really creamy cheese and just put on a little bit
This is exactly what I do I don't like fat in my meat
Yeah but I'm sure you leave the fat on while it is cooking. Try cutting the fat off bacon then try to cook it. If you can cook it without burning it to shit, lemme know how dry and like shoe leather it is.
Check this out...
Fat adds flavour to the meat. You don't have to eat it on its own but I suggest leaving it on for the duration the meat is in heat.
I rarely cook/eat bacon, but when I do I cook it with the fat, but if there's any big chunks I'll cut it off when done. Same with steak. I'll remove the fat when it's done. Chicken however I remove the fat before hand.
Watches at 0 $?
This you have to leave the fat on while cooking just for the flavor. If you cut off before hand you are def just fucking up your shit. It def wont be as juicy and cooked as well
I've met a lot of people who don't like bacon it just depends on what it taste like to you I've met people who literally cannot taste specific things, an example of this is me and onions I've met people that if you blindfold them and give them nose plugs and you let them eat a piece of Apple and a piece of onion they can't tell the difference but then there are people like me where few blindfold me and give me a nose plug and let me eat an apple and a piece of onion I will be in fucking agony cuz uncooked onions are fucking shit and I have a sensitive tongue
oh shit and the smell? fuuuuuck i hate it
the smell, the consistency, everything! yuck
Coleslaw is fucking disgusting,I remember first trying it and vomiting in a KFC bucket with chicken still in it.
Bad B8, but I'll bite.
Gmos do not cause any problems.
Gmos are not unhealthy, and in many cases are more healtny than non GMO versions.
Go to hell
Why remove it from chicken? Like dry chicken? Kek. Just curious though, why chicken? I often add water to my chicken while cooking it as to not lose moisture. Couldn't imagine cutting fat off. I am pretty much a chef though, just don't have papers.
Copeslaw is good if it is made good. Especially on a good bbq sandwich
Well that there is your problem. You were eating at KFC.
Mushroom is a lower life form not fit for human consumption
I love Bananas... However I'm allergic to them, so I eat them when I'm feeling like a risk is needed in my life.
I AGREE, I TOTALLY FORGOT COLESLAW, IDK what's in it even other than pure unhappiness. I always sub it for a few extra fries, or something when I go to Zaxbys or anywhere else that has it.
I'm Canadian though. We don't have handfuls of fatties here like the US of Gay.
You can make medicine from mushrooms
really strong cheese
Explain to me why 1 out of every 8 genetically modified cows are born retarded.
Retard meat is not good for you. Makes you sperm retarded as a result.
You won't be making any babies with your 'tard sperm, they will be fidget spinning themselves to death.
Old world forrest growth can be uses to clean soil contamination from oil
I agree with your opinions on cheese, but I can not forgive this run-on sentence.
Coleslaw is mostly chopped greens, cabbage, carrots, etc. Then the success differ from person but mostly mayo, sugar and salt and pepper, sometimes other salad dressings and vinegar.
Zacusca is amazing though.
you need to learn to cook.
Success = sauces
and there is 1000s of variations you can make.
...could be a thing.
Cole slaw is great. KFC cole slaw is best cole slaw.
explain to me why i should give a damn about a cow.
is cold and dark and damp. mama said sadness would go away, but is still here
Because when I cook chicken it's usually fried, or cooked into something. Can't exactly remove the fat later if its under a thing of batter, or mixed in with other foods. I always cook my chicken to just at the healthy temperaturue, and only for as long as needed so it stays moist. I'm very picky when it comes to chicken, dry chicken makes me want to throw up.
I used to tryand be a Chef, but never went anywhere with it. I did culinary all through school but never went anywhere with it, now I'm a home care assistant, closest thing to being a chef is when I have to cook for the people I work for.
KFC cole slaw is best cole slaw
I think it's about time you killed yourself.
well this is just good science right here
Huh, Simple ingredients, but why does it always taste like pure awful? I've only had it from a handful of places, but that was enough for me to not ever want it again. It's Salad's retarded brother.
Well she's your mom user and you really should be nice to her.
Ooh yeah, like I said it greatly differs from person to person and region to region. I got taught from this old school Eastern European woman who ran this restaurant I worked at, how to make awesome coleslaw. I won't eat anyone elses, just not the same. The key is the sugar, I'm telling you. Too much and it's gross, to little and it's gross.
why? is KFC closing?
Makes you sperm retarded
Give this man a degree.
mushrooms are my favorite plant
A man can only dream.
Packaged deserts like twinkies and stuff. Shit doesn't even taste good, if you're going to eat stuff that is horrible for your health why not eat something that tastes good?
Best chicken is the chicken j cook for hours on my smoker!
I want a smoker, but I can't use one where I live. Cheap apartments.
This. If you're gonna eat yourself to death. Do it with cheesecake or something. Twinkies are just gross
what kind of mushrooms those look delicious
Also morels are good, plus it clears me out when I eat a lot
That's pretty cool, do you enjoy doing it? Cooking just to cook for fun and cooking for a job are two totally different things. I can't attend the restaurant business anymore. It rubbed it the wrong way for me.
It's probably the sauce that sucked. It's the key.
salads retarded brother
Smoked chicken is okay. But nothing beats fried chicken.
Yea that sucks they are the best if you have the time
My polish part of family just died reading that
Fried chix is good every once in a while but terrible for you.
Also, what they call coleslaw at KFC or even in most parts of North America, from my experience, isn't even close to real coleslaw.
These fucking things
You gotta do it right to. I use charcoal with some wood chips so its not overly smokey just a good mild snoke flavor
Along with potatoes
Hate it too. My wife likes the shit.tries to make me eat it.
Ooh right, deep frying it makes sense then.
Literally why does every fucking thread I see talk about America do this? Are you guys just ignorant? Or do you not understand how a market works?
Americans all think the same
all Americans are obese
all Americans buy the same kind of greasy food
all Americans buy the same one mushroom
all Americans are (whatever generalization quote)
And I know some have to be trolling but a lot of you genuinely believe that
More often than not, the best tasting things are the least healthy.
It's alright to do. It's decent money for the job, but I kinda prefer to just cook for the love of it now. Shame, when you get to do what you love for a job it becomes less fun. Maybe I'll just stick to cooking for myself, maybe work on a recipe book in my spare time or something, wouldn't want to work in a resturant too bad unless I called the shots.
Eurocucks think they are superior and they have to bring it up every thread.
We all know that. Thats why you have self control and cook things other wsys you like them. Bet if you tried my smoked chix you would est it all the time. After i snoke it i either hit it wirh some sweet baby rays or teriyaki twards the end or just plain its good. Pull it and make bbq sandwixmches you can do all kinds of shit with snoked chicken
calling the shots
Yeah I hear ya, even when you're in charge it's really not that fun. Too much responsibility when everything comes back to you
not even racist, but someone has to say it or the site will implode
If only niggers like fried chicken than nearly all Americans are niggers. That literally America's favorite food next to hot dogs and burgers.
YOU FUCKING WHAT M8
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE COMPARE WINGS TO HOTDOGS AND BURGERS... WINGS ARE WAY BETTER YOU FUCUCK
Depends on the burger. Good burgers are def better than wings some times
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