Is this accurate?

Is this accurate?

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Don't you have a pile to be burning in, leaf?

Yes

Sort of.

How the fuck does Bernie represent batman??

Trump should be Bane

Cause Batman is the good guy and this was clearly made by Reddit.

for you

Bernie should be the Penguin cos of dat dere huge kike nose.

Really he is closer to Bruce Wayne. The dark Knight is attacked by the establishment because he can take it.

If it's just the Adam West Batman it kinda makes sense.

Yes, It was made by reddit if batman is consider a good guy

Make Bernie Robin then yes.

>jewish socialist is the billionaire

swap bernie and trump

Bernie should be the riddler because he always asks questions that really make you think. Like: why isn't everybody in college RIGHT NOW?

no

...

>"When your campaign is in ashes... then you have my permission to die."

Robin haha got it now, good one.

>Bane
>Not Bernie
Did you miss the part where he told the poor to drag the rich out of their homes and steal all their shit?

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youtube.com/watch?v=q-nz5YaURTg

no

You mean

Donald Trump Lies to Little Boy
archive.is/Kfnpe

Shit, I forgot I'm not on Sup Forums right now.

For that movie, Batman wasn't the Hero anyway. The Joker was. The Joker went around, killing corrupt cops, taking out the organized crime by robbing the bank they hold their money at, and trying to take out Batman who is being a vigilante, which that is the crime. So in short, Joker, by breaking crimes, and cleaned the streets of Gothem in the matter of a single movie.

So if Trump is The Joker, then he is the hero we need.

/thread.

no

>Lies

...

>feinberg

Jesus, Bernie fanart is so goddamn cringey.

It's accurate if you look at it as Senile Man Who Thinks He Can Save The Day.

>West Batman/Joker
>Nolan Two-Face

Donald Trump is a self-made billionaire who used his wealth to help clean up his city, and has consistently outwitted his opponents throughout the campaign season.

Trump is definitely Batman, and I'm fine with Clinton being Two-Face, but I'm kind of struggling to figure out who Bernie would be.

You guys forget that batman got cucked by harvey dent and cat women is a dominatrix therefore Bernie is batman.

Change Bernie and Trump. Bernie could afford one wheel on the batmobile.

trump should be batman, he's a billionaire and a fukkin hero

don don ru!

No, but this is

Is there a Batman version of Mysterio? Like a guy who is basically an innefectual lunatic with no super powers?

Bernie is more like penguin. Considering how he's a blowhard tryhard that never did and never will achieve anything he's Tux.

Someone please redo this with trump as bane

uncanny

>feinberg

Riddler?

>Is this accurate?
>How the fuck does Bernie represent batman??

Bernie is definitely Batman. But Trump is the Punisher!

this really makes u think

Bernie should be Mr. Freeze imo

Nah, Mr Freeze was smart

Also Don's parents ARE DEAD

Bernie watched his parents get murdered and grew up in a city filled with crime, taking it upon himself to be an arbiter of justice.

Trump represents Batman better. Bruce Wayne is a huge jackass playboy in public but as Batman he loves and protects Gotham the same way Trump wants with America.

The hero we deserve but not what we need right now.

Couldn't agree more

I like this take. It places that Trump and Bernie are both heros. Bernie the one we deserve but Trump the one we need.

>Image Search
>Reddit

fuck off, randy.

It's still better than him being batman lol

Pretty flawless.

Although comparing based Stannis with Ratman is a crime.

No. Bernie is more like a crazy homeless guy in Gotham City.

>Hillary wins every coin flip

>they work for the socialist, the disheveled man
>BANEIE?

High Sparrow is more like a mix between Bernie and Cruz anyway

Yeah, totally, just like that scene where he's threatening to blow up two boats with civilians and prisoners. MUH "bad guy is actually the good guy, SO DEEP" shit needs to stop.

High Sparrow is showfag non-canon cancer. So that's probably why it doesn't fit.

that's cause she works for the coin.

Can Trudeau be Calendar Man?

It is 2016 after all.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Destiny#Arkham_Asylum

omgbeaupeep.com/comics/The_Sandman/006/

>the billionaire who is sick of standing idly by and watching the city he loves crumble
>is Bernie Sanders

?????????

No. Your batman is attached. (But otherwise good job!)

>feinberg

>reach Stark
Well, even if I dropped GoT a couple of seasons ago, I love this chart.

>High Sparrow is showfag non-canon
He is very much a canon character.

Bane?

This is pretty well-meme'd, of course it's simplistic.

Why couldn't Trump be Bane? He breaks the bat's back, is very educated and is one of batman's more dangerous and equal villains.

Kek

>Libertarians
>Relevant

>ubber rich capitalist bruce wayne is who socialists see as their saving hero.

Hillary Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=JsJ6PqgzkBY

I find it interesting that leftists almost always align their supported candidates with fictional stories, usually aimed at children, as if they intentionally boil everything down to "good" vs "evil". I've seen Bernie as Batman, a Jedi, and I think Superman as well.

Because it's inconceivable that anyone "good" doesn't think the same way as they do, that to be "good" you just need to know the "right things" and have the "right opinions." Check out:

>The Smug Style in American Liberalism by Emmett Rensin

It's long, and in Vox sadly, but it's a good read.

>implying we don't do the same shit
Have some perspective.

Because libtards think Trump is just a big joke
And to be quite honest his campaign kind of is. The amount of unprofessionalism he has brought to the political world is staggering to a lot of people.
Despite all his flaws he is still the best candidate. Our political system has cancer.

NO!

Yeah, in the books he's like 80 and has 4 lines.

Thanks user, checking that out now.

wait, isn't Punisher Marvel?

>Cruz as the Penguin
It's perfect

Trump is obviously Batman... rich guy using his money to battle criminals

Bernie's Bane, he'd drag out all the rich out of their homes and redistribute to the poor, only difference is that Bane wasn't a statist.

Hillary would represent the Joker for obvious reasons, mental illness, a lust for chaos and power.

And of course, Trump would be the Batman, he's rich and is trying to help out the middle class by fighting the establishment, all on his own, with the occasional ally like Carson for example, who would represent Trump's Robin.

Swap bernie and trump around

>Batman, an arrogant billionaire who people think is a bit of a dick at times but ultimately he just wants what's best for he people
Trump

>Joker, an insane man who inspires teenagers with his edginess and believes in sending a message.
Bernie

Joker saved Gotham in the dark Knight and bats ran like a bitch and hid for eight years.

So yeah.

We're a bit past the last book now, could be he has more lines. His essential characterization seems the same though, an actual religious leader that re-established the armed wing of the faith because Cersei is bad at ruling.

Joker has a lust for power?

>>Relevant
>Using that word unironically. Here.

>From the back of the room comes laughter. It grows and grows, until it fills the room.All eyes turn:

>The Don. Well dressed in a professional crisp business suit with a confident smile walks into the room.

Trump: And I thought Jeb was low energy.

Jew Manipulator: Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my goy here pull your head off.

>The Don pulls out a freshly deported mexican

Trump: How about a magic trick?

>The Don slams the mexican into the table, leaving it upright

Trump: I'm gonna make this mexican disappear.

>Jew nods. His nignog moves at the Don -who sidesteps-grips his head- slams it, face down, onto the table... and deports the mexican. Magic. The Joker bows. Grins at Gambol.

Trump: Ta-dah! It's, it's gone.

Trump: Oh, and by they way: the suit? It wasn't cheap. I ought to know, I bought it.

>Jew stands, furious. Paul stops him.

Payk: Sit. I want to hear proposition.

>The Joker nods his thanks. Rises.

JOKER: Lets wind the clocks back a decade or two. These Illegals would never dare to cross the border. What happened? Your balls drop off? You see a guy like me…

Jew: --a goy--

>Laughs. Which the Don tries to ignore.

Trump: Look. Listen. I know why you choose to hold your little, ahem, "group therapy sessions" in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night. The Mexicans. See, The Mexicans have shown America your true colors, unfortunately.

Trudeu? He's just the beginning. And as for the rat’s so called plan? The Mexicans have no jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him squeek! I know the squeekers when I see them and...

>The Don points at Cruz who scampers away…

Paul: What do you propose?

Trump: It's simple. We, uh, deport the Mexicans…

>Jeers. Laughter.

Bush: If it's so simple why haven't you done it already?

Trump: Because no matter how skilled you are you cannot do it alone.

Paul: How would you keep them out?

Trump: A wall.

Paul: Your crazy.

Trump: I'm not. No I'm not. If we don't deal with this now, soon, uh, little Shlomo here won't be able to get a shekel for his grandma.

Jew: Enough from the goy!

>Jew gets up, moving at the Joker, who casually opens his coat, revealing banter wired to his chest. Jew stops.

Trump: Ah ta ta ta ta. Let's not "blow" this out of proportion.

>Jew stares at the Don. Hard.

Jew: You think you can steal the election from us and just walk away?

Trump: Yeah.

Jew: I'm putting the word out. Half a shekel for this clown dead. A whole one alive so I can teach him some multiculturism first.

Trump: All right, so listen. Why don't you give me a call when you wanna take things a little more seriously. Here's my card

Bump. It took me forever to make this.

Bane. Has an almost cult following of poor who want to steal from the rich.

And it was terrible.

Trips of truth

Well at least I got a review.