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The perfidious leaf edition

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cara

let me be blunt, is there a labour crisis in america today?

How about South Africa? They changed their flag to a cross between the Dutch flag and the Jamaican flag.

Just moved out of home a day ago and I don't know how to cook, figure I might lose some weight

>pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre

thoughts?

where are you living la
you sound hopeless

The goal.

lol what's a cape colony :D
sounds like a vampire xD

you'll learn to cook, lad x

The pipe.

Spent $2150 this year

$560 of that was on transport
$390 of that was on food and drink
$340 on misc paypal stuff
$860 on haircuts, clothes, ATM withdrawals, etc

Average of $18 a day

Chicken fajitas as simple as fuck mate start with that
>wash hands
>cut 2 chicken breasts into pieces
>put them in a pan with some creme freche and the flavour packet
>wash your hands
>cut up some bell peppers and put them in the pan too
>cook until their white all the way through
>put 2 wraps in the microwave for 1 minute
>get some lettuce, mayo and cheese
>make the wrap

Hi brits, I'm going to London at summer and I'm interested where I can buy drugs in London? Is here some drug-selling sites in .onion? How much it costs? Can I buy mephedrone for example?

BAD lad

PAN

NICE AND HOT

Sup Forums CROSSBOARDER

NICE AND REDDIT

FOB

I smoke this one on Mondays. I have a lot of business to take care of on Mondays.

aha you got me :) x

Tuesdays I'm in the Shire.

Moved from the Adelaide Hills to a few minutes drive from the Adelaide CBD
I hope so, never been so close to so much fast food

Really hate this PipeJazz leaf

AUSSIE
NICE AND PHIMO

I have spent £2150 this year

£560 of that was on transport
£390 of that was on food and drink
£340 on misc paypal stuff
£860 on haircuts, clothes, ATM withdrawals, etc

Take this one to the tavern.

Something more traditional for Wednesdays.

Would turn this leaf into pig feed if I ever got my hands on him

Thursday "tobacco" pipe.

my pipe

Inshallah

is the leaf trying to do Friday I'm In Love with pipes

Bit of this on Friday.

Got job interview in a few hours, its one of those group interviews, still not sure if im gonna go or blow it off

Saturdays I imbibe of the Fey-leaf.

yeah alright mate we get it now, great gimmick haha
you can lay off it now

the creps

would like to wrap a pipe straight round this fucking leaf nigger's head

The Sunday pipe.

Got £12k in the bank lads

TUUUUURRRRRRRRRRTTLLLEEEE

/fa/ as fuck

pipewanker is the same leaf who pedalled his shit pint glass gimmick. absolute mong.

he's also a muslim

pint glass was hilarious, you're just angry because you're an actual autist who brings pint glasses to parties

give us a twirl lad

>Getting drunk on an airplane is a dream of mine

going to make lunch

>pint glass was hilarious
"no"

...

going to make brunch

Anyone up for a pint? Hehe.

going to break munch

the mentally ill gf

would slap her tits

going to break out the old leafblower

crunt

Sent from my iPad

I source all of my future wives exclusively from Kpop.

send her my way when you're done with her

Need a mentally ill gf.

Did a poo

Sent from my Motorola Razr

Hmmmmm

Fucking kill me lads

>up liverpool with my mate and his friends
>neck one of them in the bar
>walking back with her to her flat, mate lives in a different room
>she's going towards her flat with me
>for some stupid fucking reason say that everybody will be going back to his flat anyway
>she says "so?" but i keep saying how it'd be polite to meet with everybody
>end up sleeping on my mates floor

I want to kill myself, I just have no idea why the fuck I did this mate

need an eating disorder schizophrenic suicidal gf

doing a big fat poo
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would punch you if i saw you

*kills you*

Why the fuck would anyone live in those modern London developments?

You'd have to be on about £170k minimum to afford rent in a one-bed flat there. Why would you degrade yourself to insect-tier conditions when you could afford something far better?

What race were the Egyptians?

The pipe

The HUMAN race

>ctrl f "leaf" 8 matches found.

Obsessed

Gonna crush this leaf up and smoke him in my pipe

got a job interview but it's for the job I least want

i did have phimo as a kid lad
my foreskin ballooned anytime i tried to take a piss
thought it was totally normal until i found out it wasn't

practice init

just walked to the kitchen and out comes a girl with a plate of boiled rice and baked beans

Never once heard of phimosis before coming here and now it seems almost everyone has it
Reckon there is an intrinsic link between phimosis and autism

Egyptian

*sits down to eat my boiled rice and baked beans*

sucked a phimo cock and caught autism lads

The pipe.

>Let our ‘Iron Lady’ know this: those who live by the sword shall die by it. If she wants violence, then violence she will certainly get

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Think /brit/ should create its own liming bang

Nice pipe dude

*blocks the way*

Got a bit bored lads, decided to do something creative
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yeah but it's still better than my current one

phimosis is caused by delayed sexual maturity

The pfeiff.

Leaf has no clue how gimmicks work, just trying to force it on everyone hoping someone will join along
It's not happening mate, jog on

can't watch on my phone, somebody describe it in detail

>Police name man arrested in Whitehall as Mohammed Khalid Omar Ali


beautiful British name.

fall back init

>he has foreskin

Ahhh... Mornings.

fuck sake

Day 7 of no wank or looking at porn

feeling good but lewd thoughts come to mind any spare moment I have.

FOB