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OFFICIAL

HW Reem
LHW Jon
MW Tim Kennedy
WW Mcgoobs
LW mcgoobs
fw Mcgoobs
BW Mizugaki
FLW Horiguchi

WBW = WGAF
SW grASSo
retired/legend Candylei

Is this the Artem Lobov thread?

All heemers and members are welcome

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1st for Carlos Newton

>HEEM.COMS OFFICIAL BOYS™
HW: Jwillis
LHW: Jon
MW: Bisping
WW: Nate
LW: Sage
FW: Penn
BW: Cody
FLW: Elliot
WBW: Ronda
SW: PVZ
Retired/Legend: Brendan S.

>Ronda
>pvz
>sage

Nice memes bruh

thats not the official list, delete this now

It says official.

go make lists for bellator goof you're done here

Welp you got me there buddeh

Road FC, a semi-notable regional out of South Korea is on if you guys want to watch something.

youtube.com/watch?v=qUjqPDP7otY

>HEEM.COMS OFFICIAL BOYS™: BELLATOR ADDITION

HW: Justin Wren
LHW: Ken Shamrock
MW: Manhoef
WW: Kos
LW: Rickels
FW: AJ Mckee
BW: Warren
FlW: ????
WFl: Anastasia
Retired/legend: Kimbo (Rip in peace)

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good post

the ring announcer in this, kek

wmma = wgaf

inb4 rondasperg

What the fuck is the ruleset in this org? This nigga has been sitting in guard getting kicked in the legs for the whole round

That's legal in Unified Rules

>Silva trying to do that yoga pose and everyone freaking out

The absolute madman

There is no excuse not to train today before the fights.

>The UFC isnt going to resign Misha Cirkunov

How fucking stupid do you have to be to let both Bader and Cirkunov go

Literally everyone ranked in the top 10 in the LHW division is like 38

BAder is prime lellator material. I expect they'd will re sign Cirkonov

Is 2017 the year the UFC gets balkanized?

If Herb is reffing Brooklyn fights he is gonna fuck up something with the jetlag

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>Look at the LHW rankings
>Shogun is ranked 6

Holy fuck what a shit division

it's been shit forever when you excluded Jones, DC, Rumble, Gus

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youtube.com/watch?v=qUjqPDP7otY
everyone tune in for some free ROAD FC

Shogun is based as fuck and BTFO Corey shitpoo in his last outting and is gonna destroy Gian, I hope he's the underdog I will go YUGE on my boy Shogun

>Gus
you mean the glorified can crusher?

Shogun would sleep him

Maybe 15 years ago

One fella's got a cool tattoo but that's the only notable thing about this fight I really genuinely hope the next fight is good for your sake or so help me Kimbo I will open you up like a can of Serena tuna

I only watch ufc bro none of these literal whos

so.. we don't fuck off to /asp/ after all?

I really, really like this image

Reminder that Fight Pass prelims have been pushed forward 30 minutes to 7pm ET due to Willis being a fat fuck

Do you mean backwards?

i really enjoyed this promo

so ONE FC is from singapur and ROAD FC is from south korea? both with english broadcasting? ROAD seems more memey to me, i enjoy these gutiars though
they both have nice grills and teets

good morning /heem/

One does events all over Asia as the norm, Road does events in Worst Korea and occasionally China IIRC.

Impressive that somebody needs to cut weight for HW. Even more impressive that someone can fail at that.

Derrick Lewis and Hunto cut weight IIRC

the guy was on like 2 days notice, cant blame him for that

No I really don't they were at 6:30 ET now 7 which is after 6:30 hence forward

He walks around at like 290 and took the fight on short notice.

Jwill is the future.

Should have just missed weight, would have been hilarious.

pushed up means closer to the current moment, not further away.

Tell me about Kim Won-Ki, why does he wear the mask?

I'm liking this announcers suit

>Wonky

Are there benefits for a fighter to have a lot of excess fat? I can´t imagine that someone can rely on a layer of fat to soften the punches, especially not at heavyweight. Realisticly, if two fighters have the same experience, technique and style but one is lean and the other is fat, the latter will probably always lose, due to cardio issues for example.

its useless weight

being lean is always favorable athleticly speaking

on paper, the edge goes to more athletic person but is irrelevant if he has heavy hands

>schwob
>athletic

>Roy
>not athletic

fat has some benefit, a little.

it might just be a benefit for cardio, as in fat cells are lighter then muscle, and help you with long cardio, unlike muscles.

bones are usually better, heavier bones make you sturdier, hit harder. big bones also give you mechanical advantages as well.

strength jacked>skinny fat>tall
stamina tall> skinny fat > jacked
durability jacked >skinny fat> tall
power. depends mainly on bones. fat can help with weight transfer, muscles can give you control, height can give you leverage. but really it's all bone density assuming everything else is the same

reach is best for tall

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Khabib in the audience confirmed

Lesnar properly had to cut down to 265, Hunto and Black beast have to cut because they are fatties

Imagine creating a tournament where the winner gets a million dollars and inviting grinding wrestlers to participate in it.
You'd be so fucking pissed handing off a cool mil to some dude who laid on people the whole time.

There were some spicy bangers and brutal heems earlier my man

Is any lad here Carneiro, Nover, Lentz or Boetsch? AKA the dogs.

My boy the Carny! But Islam is a real good grappler himself. Should be a spicy roller either way.

Chick fiiiiiiiiight

I only started watching three fights ago now and it's been heeming me pretty bad so far.
I've heard of this pro wrestling chick about to fight next though. Supposedly she beat the shit out of one of her pro wrestling opponents for real, like put her in the hospital and shit.

your fault for missing the start lad. I posted it in the last thread
Get in the heem discord and talk some shit during the fights.

Think Carny can get the sub
Nover is a kek fight
Boetsch can land big on Usada'd Jacare

NY won't let people fight if they aren't within 5lbs or something of the limit iirc. He said he was 6lbs over before the UFC hospitalized him

Wow she's a pudger

>it might just be a benefit for cardio, as in fat cells are lighter then muscle, and help you with long cardio, unlike muscles.

That makes no sense. Fat may be lighter, but its useless weight and doesn´t move your body. That means if a fat fighter wants to have the same movement capabilities as a lean fighter, he needs to have the same amount of muscles.

strength jacked>skinny fat>tall
stamina tall> skinny fat > jacked
durability jacked >skinny fat> tall

Don´t get your point here.

Wrastlin bout to be BTFO

>the heem discord
lmao fuck off

Took the whole day off so I can watch this monster of a card.

>Ross Pearson got cut
All these cuts will actually make wsof and lellator a lot better. UFC should be for the elite. I'm not mad at it at all.

>openweight wmma

Why isn't Cyborg here?

Beauty vs the Beast

aww man Pearson is my boy

YOSHIKO VS RONDA WHEN

I kind of want this mean looking fat cunt to win

Pearson is unironically terrible, I'm glad he's cut.

Under UFC contract

Dana says the USADA case is looking promising and she should be eligible to fight soon.

>Pearson is unironically terrible
What's it like having shit opinions?

BLUE CARDED

>pulled her hair
lmao pro wrestling

Pena-esque in her standup is this fatty.

Pearson does the same bullshit "why won't they fight me" crap that the Diaz's do.

The wrastler is only 23 years old too

WHAT

Faggots cant handle his inside slip left hook.

dishonoroabrle

This is the fucking gayest list I have ever seen. Hang yourself

oh shit
PRO WRESTLING IS REAL

SHEEEEEEM

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoshiko_(wrestler)

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Blatant shots to the back of the head, jesus christ.

Goodnight Irene

what are u guys watching

Go back and do the brutal heems earlier in the night.


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