You can go back in time and hump one celeb woman.
Who do you pick?
You can go back in time and hump one celeb woman.
Who do you pick?
how fuckin lonely are you, son?
Either Marisa Tomei (My Cousin Vinny Era) or Brittany Murphy (Clueless Era).
Dead, Anna Nicole Smith
Alive Rosario Dawson or Juno temple
(Would do them still to this day too though)
the young Mother Theresa
It's an off-day for me.
For those wondering, that's Colleen Camp from "Clue".
Damn you beat me
Wait, are we supposed to give you names or hints so you can play clue?
who the fuck else would it be?
No. You say which past celeb you wanted to hump.
The movie is almost never on and it's from the 80s. Not everyone has even heard of the movie.
Kim Cattrall from "Porkys".
Jayne Mansfield, easy.
Fucking plebs. Sophia Loren is where it's at.
You have good taste, my man.
but she's ugly.
mrs scarlet was the correct answer, kid.
No, it was "Communism was just a red herring."
I actually am a KV. But I'm also not attracted to her, and having sex probably won't change that.
I'm pretty sure she's still alive but there's no way she's still this perfect
Betsy Russell, but no time machine necessary. Her current form is incredible.
Well, in that case, this should be more to your liking?
Emma watson when she looked nice
Mary. That way she'd already be knocked up and none of that fuckin' Jesus bullshit would have ever happened, ruining the world for the past 2000 years.
Helen Mirren in her twenties. Un-fucking-real.
JLo in this scene of the Booty video
I'd forgotten how fuckable J.Lo was when she was in the past.
Bye bye birdie.
I mean she still is.
Her tits meat moved atleast a quart and a half of magma from my body
Winona..... i agree, but you will have to have seconds . . .
romeo and juliet . . . Olivia was my first crush
anybody picking anybody else is a confirmed faggot
Her cleavage was gigantic. If "Clue" had come out in modern times, she'd have a fuckton of porn about her instead of nothing.
Christina Ricci or Jessica Alba from around the time she was 18 and filmed Idle Hands. She was a fucking goddess in that movie
the other would be Emma Roberts but I'd not go back in time for that one
Sean Young . ..
You sick fuck.im next
Good choice. This is her in "Fatal Instinct".
my mom during the 80s
+1 for Christina Ricci
Teri Garr . . .
Yes!!she could suck a dick.i miss her
Dat Wednesday Adams tho
I would sell my soul to fuck Brigitte Lahaie in her early twenties.
The naked British vampire from "Lifeforce".
she looks like she should have a feminine penis
Such an ugly british face.
Yup. She'd be my Wednesday Thursday Friday and every other goddamm day. Pretty sure she was the reason I've always had a thing for the goth chicks. Her and the chick from beetlejuice
18 year old Jessica Alba
Trumps mom so that she doesn't lay someone as retarded as him
Selena, would wrap my dick between those thicc asscheeks.
Ursula Andress also a major contender
I'll go ahead and claim Carole Lombard if you don't mind.
Idle Hands JAlba & that blonde w/ huuggeeee tits in the KISS makeup.
Also, Sarah Jessica Parker as Sarah Sanderson.
(And only as Sarah Sanderson.)
Source user? Thanks
Such an ugly british face.
the funniest bit of your pathetic prejudices is that she isnt the queen of england.
or even British.
Lost in space era Lacey Chabert
Wait, one more.
The brunette from Starship Troopers
Helen of Troy
Lucille Fucking Ball
Kek I never knew they were the same person. Boner kill
you have good taste.
but I would go one notch higher, and say Catherine Deneuve, in 1981, alongside David Bowie and Susan Sarandon in "the hunger".
not least because Deneuve looked fucking stunning in her 40's.
and truth be told, I'd leap into bed with all three.
Fine, you can have Bette Midler.
Justin Bieber. I would cripple him psychologically for life.
dammit, pic didnt attach.
The only correct answer in this entire thread.
Tbh I'd still fuck her today.
So much yes
Um... yeah, fair shout. You'd need lube, but I'd have brought it anyway.
It's a tie for me. I can't choose.
Holy shit. Yes!
I know right? She was literally perfect
Isn't she JB there?
No one wanted to ride Miss Honey?
Isn't that Queen Margarithe of Denmark?
If time traveling is real I would go back in time to bang Katy Manning who played Jo Grant in Doctor Who in the early 70s
I love her in Belle de jour, she is so sexy
Few pictures say "90s" as well as this one. Those jeans!
roll in the hay
Those jeans have been back in style for like 2 years dude. Pay attention.
That's not the brunette from Starship Troopers
I'd use her little mouth so roughly
If I didn't know before party of five, I certainly knew then.
Isabelle Adjani from this specific scene in Subway
She's hot. And that's not a bad movie.
Never knew she was in that
Peak Monica Belluci.
The things I'd do to her butt.
That scene in Irreversible <3
I want her to drain my balls all day and night.
Streets of Fire era Diane Lane
I would have fucked Audrey two dozen times a day until she was visibly pregnant. Then I'd have only fucked her about a dozen times.
Because someone else already claimed Audrey Hepburn, I'd probably choose Mary Pickford
anything on netflix i can watch with some hot thing showing tits ?
There is a lot of sex in sense8.
They even have a decently sexy trap.
ungh no thx
And an immense amount of literal faggotry.
Early teen at time of filming.
Nancy Sinatra, ofc
Rules didn't specify they had to be legal.
There are also a bunch of sexy women, but up to you.
It was the first thing that popped to mind when user mentioned netflix and tits in the same sentence.
Technically she's more than 30 now.
time for your afternoon nap grandpa
Wachowski fags are an anomaly.
How does that happen, both being the way they are?? :S
Rich, want to be edgy and being trans is trendy.
game of thrones Emma Peel?
Obvious choice is obvious
Jessica Alba in Idle Hands
Rita Hayworth was gorgeous. You're a fag.
I never thought of it like that. Weirdos, I suppose too.
They caught lightning in a bottle once. They should have gave up after that.
How can you all be so fucking gay as to not immediately demand Lise Meitner?
Best Catwoman for the win.
Joan of Arc or Eva Braun
oops im retarded
Early nineties Michelle Pfeiffer.
into the blue Alba
Winona Rider when she was still hot. Or that chick from Jurassic Park.
Good 2nd choice.
From the show that made me a weeb before weeb was a word. And I love her voice.
Horny, religious Ryder?
Oops, wrong pic
90s' Joan Chen in "The Last Emperor", where she lesbian-licked another woman's foot.
Dark Angel Alba was peak Alba.
Was news to me but apparently so
I'll stick with my time-travel Diana, if that's OK with you?
these are the best choices. great work
Where's the love for Linda Blair?
100% of the appeal of that show was tight jeans and leather
In modern times, Alicia Silverstone would have been a sex symbol for her THICK-ness. She was THICK before its time.
Tracy Gold from Growing Pains.
First time I ever got the Domino effect... in my pants.
I nearly ripped my dingus off the first time I saw Olivia Hussey in Romeo and Juliet back in 7th grade
season 1-3 monica
mmmm bat nipples
You forgot the episodes where her character went into heat.
Always and forever.
Good choice. She was cute in Sinbad, as well.
I did not forget those!
No Leia yet? I am disappoint anons
this. plus she did some porn too.
I love the thought of a THICK Batgirl, softened and rounded up by an abrupt call from retirement.
I want a play date with the mom and daughter.
You people have no imagination. Of course I would love to hump Elizabeth Báthory
You're late. I picked Bathory in the last thread.
The "Galaxy Of Terror" chick.
The virgin Mary.... Before..... You know..
Plenty of medieval TnA to go around, anons.
Even tho I'm partial to redheads, Alison Doody is the GOAT in terms of movie actress hotness.
I'll take Aphrodite, bitches.
She got me so hard. Still does when I watch her older films.
Love her in this. Also, Jean was great too.
18 year old Uma
Still looks good today
Too much work done in a time it was harder to hide IRL..
This is not the only right choice, but it is however the #1 best choice.
not wearing wool
it gets too thick and falls out so they don't overheat
or you trim it off so they don't overheat in the summer and it grows back for winter again, making use of a sustainable natural material instead of wasting it.
What the fuck is the sense of that shit.
Look at her ass, not her politics
anal. brutal anal.
Nicole Kidman from the 80s, when she still had the aussie accent
dat white girl azz
crowned king Arthur
What does the C stand for?
Cucking both Joseph and God would be pretty boss.
YES YES YES
Eva Braun. I will be forever known as The Guy who Cucked Hitler.
She looks better as a GILF tbqfhf
that face was 2nd only to Audrey
Jerk off to her so often. Love those tits and her role in the film, horny little school girl.
Looks like Allie Sin
I bet her bootyhole smells of werther's candy
Picking Hanoi Jane over literally everyone else
0/10 would not sire the next generation with.
OT Probably Arielle Winter, save her before he lost all value.
My first tv crush. I'm old.
Top choice. She sure was something.
When I was a little boy, I wanted a Princess Leia doll (the Barbie sized one) for Christmas. My father, probably afraid I was gay, refused to let me have one. Never even occurred to him that the reason I wanted it was because I was in love with her.
Martha Washington obviously.
Then I'd go down in history as the man that cucked a nation
Tuff Turf or Meatballs 2?
About half way between Return From Witch Mountain and Tough Turf
an old world connoisseur
Emmanuelle Chriqui from movie 100 girls.
Grace Slick. She could rock my white rabbit.
Sybil was kinda hot too
she shagged Jim Morrison, so I'm actually jelly at both of them.
Youtube "ice cream scene assault precinct 13" for the keks
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Fucking hell, I'm going to cum soon
Ann Wilson before she got all fat and shit
the virgin mary
how does it feel to be an old fat fellow who in 80+ years you still have not banged a goddess celebrity?
Hahaha escape to Witch Mountain now Disney bitch!
Same as being 19 and haven't.
her.. she is fine
solid taste bruh. hedy would be my second choice probably, next to audrey
This is now a maids thread.
Denise richards Look her up on any porn site from the movie "wild things user ... trust me user
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