/brit/

english rose edition

this bird has blue feet haha

>lib-dumbs

Could really use a wet brrrraaappptttt on my face rn tbqh ngl la

POO

poo >:)

Imagine if this thread was in real life, we were all sitting a large circle on chairs and everyone was shouting their posts

I would unironically watch this show

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post toot :3

prepare yourselves for a knowledge bomb lads
you may never look at anything the same way again, and so on and so on, before i tell you im gay and everyone laughs

and it's called a boobie hahahaha

it's a bit like a party, i think
would love to go to a party with you lot, would be pretty fun

me right after a new rthreads been made

There' literally nothing you can do.

if I argue with her, I just run rings around her and make feel silly until she gives up and stops talking.

Aside from that all I could do is beat the shit out of her, but that would get me arrested.

stay... away... from the poo...

Here's the Very high quality post as promised

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what the FUCK

Sent from my iPad

Reckon I'd end up glassing a few Aussies.

not a single post so far thats not been stellar in writing and flawless in execution

2011/12/13, a good 40% of my posts were "fedorable". I was posting what I actually believed. Now I've grown older, internet culture has lambasted my stances, but I still regularly make fedorable posts but tongue-in-cheek and often courting being fedora'd. Self awareness is one hell of a drug.

Jesus Christ I need a bf

that willy is very small on him

Me with my pipe.

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poofters OUT

was told to leave this thread

FUCK OFF POLISH VERMIN

post more cute lads

love how jfs always emphasise how they discovered "self-awareness" and similar shite since they've been on /brit/

I guess yanks and canucks just stumble around blind their entire lives bumping into things and not understanding anything

Post toasters

i imagine /brit/ to be a dimly lit underground alternative standup venue where people take turns reading out their posts and respond to (you)s from the audience
thats the setting of all my action posts, except for the pub ones which i suppose are set in the adjacent alehouse

love using unironically irl. confuses the normies.

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hate wine. hate cocktails. hate mixers. hate cider. not teetotal, just don't like em. love pints.

doing a poo

eyes get wet after watching this

DAILY STRUGGLE

some builders just knocked on the door asking if the car outside the house belonged to me, I said it was my mums car
he then asked me to move it because they needed to move their van to put up scaffolding
I said I'd ask her to shift it
knocked on her bedroom door but she wasn't in, which was odd because she left her keys on the hook.
she'd gone out somewhere in my dads car presumably
now I'm panicking
what if he asks me to move it?
I don't drive, I have a provisional licence, I'm not insured to drive it, not even sure I'd know how
but then what if he said he'd do it for me if I have him the keys?
it's not my car, I can't just let this guy move it, even if I'm watching the whole time
what do I do, what can I do
I give it a couple of minutes, start to calm myself down and come up with a solution
I'll go outside, tell them I thought she was in but she isn't and she's taken her keys with her and then come back in the house, lock the door and if he knocks again, don't answer
deep breath, I open the door and step outside
he's chatting to a colleague and he turns to me
"oh, it's alright mate, you don't need to shift it, we got the wrong house"
still shaking but I'm glad it's over

your opinion on wogs?

OH YES MY DUDES

pizza has arrived

so many benders, redditors and paki lovers. you all need to leave tbphwy

builders have gone quiet, reckon they might be taking an extended lunch break or something

not a racist, just don't like em

upvoted

intriguing

you're cute

post pics

Apparently that's his only good photo

nothing wrong with being gay la

>nothing wrong with being gay la

is this what being an autist is like?

Ethanol Power Ranking:

> Powerful-tier:
> - Whisky
> - Rum
> - Pints
> - the Red stuff

> Decent-tier:
> - Brandy
> - Gin
> - some* mixed drinks

> Shit-tier:
> - Vodka
> - Liqueurs (cordials)
> - mixed drinks
> - "on the rocks"
> - "chilled"
> - watered down

love men's bums and pints

maybe in the same way there's nothing wrong with being religious or autistic.

don't appreciate hate symbols being posted here m8

what about this lad then?

THE PAKIS THE POLES

thinking of pulling a scrotal runt move and buying a New Nintendo 3DS XL for pokemon

Will Poles ever go home?

alri r/alcohol

off to take a phat shite

might put my shoes on for this one

in an argument where both sides are just saying the same thing in different words. how do I get out of this ?

>вoдкa
>Shit-tier
иди нaхyй cyкa блять

pickled cauliflower is my favourite pickle i think
or tied with gherkins, dont like too big though x

>Will Poles ever go home?
Pls no, we don't want bydlo back

Why would they go to the Poles for opinions on the GE? Surely they're biased against the Tories and UKIP.

screaming and threats of violence

>no mention of cider
fuck off poortherner

he give it to me everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday

say 'cuck'. wins every argument.

say you agree with the other side

t. supermarket pleb

desperately lonely

need british passport lads desu, but whites aren't given them anymore

take it to jeremy kyle, courtroom of the underclasses

Where you from?

*finishes smoking my pipe*

right... time to get in the cuck shed
*slams the door on the way in*

kurwaland

do many poles speak russian?

Have a job interview in 1 hour and 15 minutes lads

Most that are over 45 now probably remember bits and pieces. Russian was a compulsory language to learn during communism. People who attended schools in Poland after around 1990 were mostly taught German and English.

do you just want the passport so you dont get deported after brexit?

Hmmm... Funny. I have a meeting in 1 hour and 15 minutes over what we're going to do about the new hires.

cocaine

overrated or not

Anybody notice that black British actors all have mad African sounding names

Oyelowo, Kaluuya, Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Boyega, Elba...

Mad

I want passport because I lived most of my life here, and Poland is basically a foreign country to me.
My residency application was recently rejected because I didn't have some private health insurance which no one fucking ever knew about.

Anything that goes up the nose is silly.

375mL of Pepsi down the gullet in 2 minutes
who here /unwittinglydehydrated/

yeah even are anthony joshua has some weird arse african middle name

Crush from years 1-2 is going somewhere on vacation (posted s-chat stories)

Wonder where, she didn't mention it

you can smoke and IV it though

send an email to the queen asking if they'll let poland into the commonwealth

You better brush up on your Polish, Nowak. You're going back behind the Iron curtain the Soviet gulag your ancestors crawled out of in Siberia.

ordered some hamburger flavoured hot chips
hoping they're not a soggy mess

i wish you the best of luck, kurwa

Kek. I have EU (Polish) passport. If shit hits the fan I will just go south to Dublin.

Mum and dad have gone on holiday for a week

got the house to myself for a whole week

hope they're cold when they turn up

Save you the time, it's shite