walk in see this
what do
walk in see this
what do
punch him in the face for being a fucking tard and making a mess.
thats not very nice
That's a big pop. Clap for him and ask him to do it again
Lend a helping hand.
so kind
>"Oh, the doctors will be here soon young man"
Drink that carton of Hi-C!
wat
Jump on his bed and start using his fleshlight while talking about how good masturbation is.
I'd ask how he orgasmed so big and then how he orgasmed a second time in slow motion, I thought only retarded girls could have multiple slowmotion orgasms
its delicious stuff
Ask him what the fuck is he doing in my house
who says it is your house
Tell "NIGGERS" at the top of my lungs
sauce?
"wanna do gay stuff?"
Ask how he blurs his face with blocks, Learn this secret Steal BANKS
ask him why he wasted his load on the bed instead of filling up my ass with it
Don't remember, /gif/ probably or something.
why in your ass? why not pussy?
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SAUCE PLEASE
If that was my bed I would unleash fire and fury like the world has never seen
because i dont have a pussy, faggot
found the president
you do tho
no
liar
Yell "Get out of my room DAD!"
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this made me realize how lazy I am when masturbating. I don't have the energy to fuck a pocket pussy, I'd rather just jerk it, even with a pocket pussy.
plus there's something creeeeepu about it. Do it yourself like you're masturbating and don't pretend it's something else. Or go get the something else you want. Man the fuck up.
its good exercise
Turn °360 and walk away
>°360
tf is this
>i don't lift
got it
ps how many thumps to i have to do into this plastic twat-cimile in order to burn off a Big Mac? I'd ask on r/theydidthemath but i think i might get banned.
god gives dubs to ange°ls
get this gay shit out of here
I dont even come on my bed the cheeky cunt
also small dick couldnt even get two hands on it
>what do
not much..
You wouldnt get pissy about a girl using a toy
Run
jizz in your cage you slut
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how is this any more or lass gay than OP
its just as gay, if anything, and that says something so i should be getting credit
>what do
Fuck him while he's in his weak post cum phase.
and i'm not pissy about stuffing a fake pole up anybody/everybody's ass so figure that out
saUCE
>what do
ask him if he can go again
umm duh?
hes going for distance
Jesus this kid has a cannon for a cock
imagine what his room smells like
bump
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bump
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dude jizzed on his wall kek
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kys
>kys
kys
>kys
kys
you jelly
laugh at his tiny dick
Hes going for speed
she's all alone
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turn 360 and walk away
wat
wat wat?
jew cant do that
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Is a meme? this I've been seeing in a lot of threads desu
nah its real
how is it you can cum multiple times?
Don't fap/touch yourself everyday
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how often/little do you fap to get such a huge load?
The bi-fag that Sup Forums has bread me to be would join in, but I'd most likely just 'lol nice dick breh' outta there.