Never really understood this one it was really preachy and boring. Not really sure why they needed to paint the 660 billion dollar a year tobacco industry as an underdog and I'm really not sure what their beef with Rob Reiner is since he seems like a pretty nice dude from what I can tell I guess they just hate him because he's fat? And eating is even worse than lung cancer?
They kind of over sympathized the argument and then painted the opposing view as a caricature as usual basically.
I guess they just wanted to be pointlessly contrarian like a 4channer which is cute I suppose.
Easton Gomez
Banning smoking from bars is retarded. You can't say muh children because it's a fucking bar
Camden Anderson
That wasn't the point. It was that people who give smokers shit sometimes have their own unhealthy vices
Anthony Stewart
So?
Samuel Howard
There is a direct correlation between the faggotisation of the west and the anti tobacco lobbying.
Jaxon Collins
So they should worry about their own lives instead of trying to tell others what to do.
Isaac Lee
I really dislike Christmas/T&P episodes
Nolan Turner
The zip lining one, where literally half way through for no reason whatsoever it swaps to actual people on a boat for the rest of the episode
Nicholas Gray
Those laws were passed on the basis that it harms the employees, not children. What so oppressive about stepping outside to smoke?
Because smoking affects people around you. If some fat fuck wants to eat 5000 calories for dinner it doesn't violate your space.
Jason Jones
>Because smoking affects people around you. If some fat fuck wants to eat 5000 calories for dinner it doesn't violate your space.
Pretty much exactly this.
Carter Lee
Yup, as faggotry goes down does smoking
Daniel Jenkins
But smoking affects their life.
Thomas Wright
>correlation is causation
Kill yourself
Dominic Hughes
As a smoker, I appreciate that episode.
Christopher Martin
t.non smoking liberals
Zachary Morales
Cock smoking faggot detected
Kevin Sanchez
A cigarette is a pacifier for the smoker. And every time you try to take the pacifier away, they cry like the babys they still are.
Hunter Smith
it violates my eyes
Nathaniel Bell
t.le "smoking made me the coolest guy in 6th grade" guy
Wyatt Lewis
anti-smoking people are obnoxious though
So have bars specifically for non-smoking why does it need to be a universal law to ban smoking in bars?
yeah, but it used to be a part of the masculinisation of women
probably women smoking to prove how "liberated" they were was a thousand times more obnoxious than today's anti-smoking campaign
Wyatt Harris
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Carson Sullivan
But that's wrong. Obese people put just as much of a strain on the healthcare system as smokers and raises the cost for everybody else.
Tyler Collins
How's middle school bud?
Jeremiah Cook
>something got subverted to jewish propaganda >implying it makes it somewhat something that was always bad
my brain, I feel the needles
Henry Ross
Both smokers and fat people are actually better for that since they die earlier.
Elijah Hill
Matt and Trey lean towards libertarianism. They just don't like people trying to tell others what to do, and used the hypocrisy of telling others not to do something they enjoy because it's "unhealthy" when there are plenty of other unhealthy habits that are done. That's the only point.
Brody Richardson
Jakovasaurs is a really bad episode, not funny or insightful at all. I think they we're making the movie around the same time so its understandable that they just hacked this one together at the last minute.
Josiah Thompson
I don't know, you must be 18 to post here.
I reported you for underage.
Gabriel James
I remember playing pranks in middle school to girls who smoked and they'd lose their shit no matter if they were during class or not. Even shouting "WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU PUT MY CIGARETTES ASSHOLES" as the teacher was speaking. Smokers are druggies.
Hunter Butler
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Wyatt Garcia
nah, didn't say that I don't think tobacco is bad. I just don't like it when women smoke. It should have stayed a man thing.
Oliver Wilson
Pretty much this. They also tend to make fun of both sides in arguememts
John Allen
Here's a crazy idea: let the bar owner decide to ban smoking and the employees can choose to work in smoking or non smoking bars
Adam Perez
Ginger Cow, I stuck with South Park even during the shit seasons but that one left me wondering what I had just watched. I could barely pay attention due to how boring it was
Dominic Morris
no it doesn't
Eli Reyes
It was "all sides in this are shit."
Josiah Evans
No, it was pretty pro-tobacco companies.
Benjamin Lewis
jakovasaurs is especially painful when you know people who act exactly like the jakovasaurs
Bentley Ross
That was one of the best m8. That Van Halen logo was 10/10
Kayden Sanchez
>why does it need to be a universal law to ban smoking in bars? Because of two reasons: 1. Smokers are literally children, if a group of 10 people go out and 3 of them smoke, the 3 smokers will bitch moan and cry for their sucking addiction until they get their way and the 7 other people are gonna have to suffer for it because smokers are selfish and literally children about it 2. In my country they did that actually, 1 night later ALL the bars and clubs became smokers areas because the owners were afraid to lose customers because again, smokers are selfish manchildren who cry and run in their corner if they don't get their fix for 2 hours while they are in a bar, gladly they banned smoking outright a few months ago Smokers should be castrated honestly, my dumbass brother included
Bentley Cruz
Lmao at this guy still not getting it. Holy fuck.
Landon Fisher
>Smokers are druggies fucking this. this is what it comes down to >I-i need a fag in my mouth every 30 seconds. >I only smoke socially(i try to look cool in front of people). ok you tryhard middle school faggot.
Ethan Gray
We ban factories from letting carcinogenic/noxious fumes waft all over the employees.
Why shouldn't bars be subject to the same legislation?
Why should some people be forced to choose between being unemployed or having cancer?
Austin Powell
Sounds like you need to make better choices and allow others to make their choices as well
you've got a lot of growing up to do kiddo
Jose Gomez
People who constantly shriek about muh smoking are fucking annoying and Im an asthmatic non smoker.
Ryan Powell
>never experiencing a cigarette after a long shift at work >never had a cigarette after a good meal >never had a cigarette after sex
you're missing out
Joseph Allen
>I don't like this thing so we should make it illegal
Go to some Islamic shit hole if you hate freedom
Dominic Fisher
Kind of a slow episode. It was funny when they buried madea though
Jaxson Anderson
I viewed that mostly as contrarian and deliberately absurd. No one is supposed to take the "poor wittle tobacco conglomerate" stuff seriously.
Nicholas Garcia
I quit smoking because you smell like shit and you look like a faggot sucking on a phallus. Outside of Belarus nobody under the age of 25 smokes
Ayden Fisher
libtards please leave and never fucking come back
Jaxon Adams
>That wasn't the point. It was that people who give smokers shit sometimes have their own unhealthy vices.
That's a pretty stupid argument.
Connor Myers
Something from s1 probably
Early seasons are shot
Jacob Thompson
>the paradigm is shifting so that people associate smoking with smelling like shit and cancer >now what will i do to look cool
Christopher Cox
We tried that at the beginning of the industrial revolution and it turned into a giant race to the bottom in terms of safety.
It's simple: go outside in the fresh air
Dominic Young
This is retarded. You only thing smoking is enjoyable because you've linked it with enjoyable things like eating and sex. Literally psych 101. But please continue to act like some kind of refined gentleman because you buy 3 month old camels from Abdul at Walgreens
Evan Phillips
My city allows smoking in bars and about 15% of bars allow indoor smoking. The rest freely choose to not allow it and do just fine. In fact the reason it's 85% smoke free is because people are smoking less and prefer a smoke free environment. If you don't like smoking you don't have to deal with it. If you want a smoke with your beer you can. Everyone wins and no tax dollars are wasted enforcing yet another law. If you have a problem with a place that has smoking talk to the owner instead of immediately crying for laws.
Michael Peterson
>mfw plebs that dont love the smell of an ashtray
Nolan Sanders
I vape
I have no sympathy for cancerstick smokers
Zachary Lee
>thinking I still smoke
Nah man, I grew up. But those moments are made better with a cigarette. You can't dispute it if you've never tried it.
Jayden Fisher
>I vape
Logan Cooper
>you now remember back when people smoked in restaurants
Austin Evans
Friendly reminder that banning smoking on airplanes actually made the air in the plane less healthy and was a money-saving tactic.
Isaac Davis
Y u so mad?
Ethan White
Again it's not about customer safety, these laws were past for the sake of the EMPLOYEES.
In a society with skyrocketing asthma rates not everyone can work in a fog of tar for 8 hours. Nor should they have to.
Cooper Reyes
>implying you can prove causation on a global scale
Justin Thomas
Same, vaping right now. Don't really care if some study pops up saying it causes cancer or whatever, it's definitely better than smoking at least and it actually has flavors. Cigarettes taste like shit desu, I smoked for 5 years and it wasn't for the taste
Alexander Russell
>So have bars specifically for non-smoking
WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT: IT HARMS EMPLOYEES?
Parker Robinson
Fellow non-smoking asthmatic here, and I agree. I go to the bar quite often, and I think banning smoking from bars was just stupid. The shit never bothered me. What does bother me is now anyone I'm drinking with that does smoke now has to get up and go outside every 15 - 30 minutes, usually more and more often the longer we're at the bar.
It really should be up to the owner of the bar if you can smoke or not. As a non-smoker, if I don't like a bar that's full of smoke, I would just go to a different bar.
Brandon Harris
There's nothing wrong with how he's dressed, that's an actual fedora (worn by leading Hollywood men) vs the trilby that kids wear.
Grayson Martin
It was during the peak of the "TROOF" campaign.
Jack Morris
>You can't dispute it if you've never tried it not him but ive tried smoking and it was the least fucking enjoyable thing ive ever done. proof that people that do it are drug addicted degenerates
Carter Bailey
Ok alan.
Nolan Gutierrez
So don't get a job at a bar.
Hunter Smith
Fuck off with your socialism. If the employees don't like it they can get another job.
Cameron Torres
Liberals will never understand this don't bother
Colton Kelly
I bet you enjoyed beer the first time too right?
It's the relaxing feeling it gives you, almost a lightheaded high but not enough to essential with your motor functions. It's blissful relaxation. I don't smoke anymore but I remember the appeal.
Jordan Wilson
Cigarettes have literally never done anything for me I would just smoke them because I'm an aspie and they give me something to do with my hands or give me something to do when waiting
Eli Edwards
Daily reminder that smoking makes your breath, your clothes, your car and anything else you come into contact with smell like absolute dog-shit.
This is why many people look down on smokers. Not because of some kind of hate-filled campaign of propaganda.
Nolan Nguyen
I'm probably in the minority here, but I dislike any of the Michael Jackson episodes. Probably some of the laziest stuff they put out. The only jokes in there that they came up with were "lol he talks funny". Everything else they just stole from somewhere else. But I guess a good chunk of what they "write" they just copy shit they find on youtube anyway.
Eli Torres
Why do people not understand that certain legislation exists to make work-environments less dangerous?
The logic shouldn't be "Don't want to get maimed by unsafe machinery? Don't work at a Steel Mill". The logic should be that Steel Mills have to conform to OSHA standards.
Nathan Turner
So don't smoke at a bar. Or smoke outside. Or don't smoke at all.
There's a limit on what you can do in public spaces. Most adults get that.
David Morales
I think they were just pissed that everyone was becoming health obsessed and "safe"
back in the 90s living fast and dying young was still fashionable.
Hunter Roberts
Good luck finding enough full time smoker bar staffm you fucking moron.
Maybe you considered tipping $10 after every smoke to help pay for bar staff cancer treatment and aftercare it's only a couple 100k... sorry to enlighten you, must be so comfy to never have to think of consequences.
Carson Garcia
I always thought the episodes where they just spoof the latest hot topic on the news or a movie were the more poor ones. Season 14 was the last season I watched so I don't really know if they still do that that much. D-Yikes I can't stand at all for example.
Sebastian Edwards
Getting maimed by unsafe machinery is one thing, but there are lots of barkeepers that smoke themselves and like to be able to do so during work.
Easton Moore
Isn't that where they introduce the Irish cop? I liked that part of it at least.
Owen Kelly
>at the bar >guy walks in >begins spraying liquid shit in his pants >ask him why he's doing that >he says it's relaxing and it's the best thing after a hard day at work >ask him to stop >he says if you don't want to smell liquid shit then don't come to a bar
Daniel Hall
Yeah I remember that one neverland episode where all the "jokes" were literally just lame shit that teenagers had been saying online, only done a year or two late when they were old and barely relevant to cultural consciousness anymore
Robert Lewis
See I'm not a smoker. I'm just an adult who is old enough to know that we don't need the government to regulate what we do with our free time. And that machine comparison is beyond stupid.
Juan Turner
>I'm probably in the minority here you are. This nigga had a sleepover with a bunch of 8 year olds and cartman had a gay stress dream.
Dominic James
Lot of their staff don't smoke and don't want cancer
Camden Green
Well I suppose trying to justify smoking isnt as bad as when people here try to justify drunk driving.
Julian Kelly
18+
Aiden Cooper
I work in the tobacco industry and this thread is making me laugh
Aaron Ortiz
False equivalency.
Carson Lopez
So why did they seek employment at a place that is known to have smokers all the time?
Asher Carter
>but there are lots of barkeepers that smoke themselves and like to be able to do so during work.
Good for them. There are a lot MORE staff that don't smoke and don't want cancer.
Jason Powell
that one was gold tho
Connor Barnes
You realize there are still bars where you can get a tobacco license and allow customers to smoke (like hookah bars), and they don't actually have trouble keeping staff because SOME PEOPLE ENJOY SMOKING. Hell, I know of several bars where they just allow smoking anyway and patrons contribute to a "get out of jail" fund in case they ever get caught.