Too chubby/self aware/self loathing to do anything involving any sort of prostitution...

Too chubby/self aware/self loathing to do anything involving any sort of prostitution. What are some other unconventional ways to make money that don't involve selling your body?
>inb4 get a job
I work 60+hrs/week
>stillstruggling.jpeg

Timestamp

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Flash for advice?

I'm sure you're someone's fetish, so chaturbate.

A female asking Sup Forums about jobs?

post tits

Camwhoring is your solution, also tits of gtfo

>patreon
>manyvids
>twitch
>youtube
>chaturbate
>connectpal
>tumblr

You're a female, dummy. Guys will pay just to see pics and vids like the ones you posted in this thread. Just show them the slightest attention.

>too self loathing for prostitution
not sure you understand how prostitution works. that's a benefit.

how much do you need/week, and what other skills do you have?

Sugar daddy but that's still a form of prostitution. Maybe the answer is in your life style. Sounds like your in debt? Explain living situation and finances and I'll do my best to help.

Read caption. I've been on Sup Forums for so long, I enjoy anonymity and prefer the calmness of invisibility. I enjoy my prI act. I feel like there has to be other ways that I've just never thought of. At least
I'm hoping.

Porn? Fatties do great making money on paysites. Put on a too tight bra, eat a whole cake while smearing it on your belly and tits. Boom. Money money MOOONEEEYYYY

Post bare tits or get the fuck out

Takes money to make money. I can give you several ideas but if you don't have the finances...

Nope do porn. I wish I was a chick so I could do porn. Guys have to be Fabio's to score a bangin gig. But no either porn prostitution.....or drugs. Take your pic

> Too chubby
is that possible? show them boobs honey

>go to a university near you
>locate the college of engineering
>find a graduating senior who did internships
>latch onto him
>be a housewife

You probably need to earn more and work less. No sense in working 60 hours if you're not making good money. What are you Mexican? If no then you should be cause they don't have to pay taxes and make butt loads of cash

Also, wrong month...

Holy fuck you're right user.
>Latch on
Have him latch on to those big titties. He won't leave
>still prostitution

I'm just an average girl, I am incredibly uncomfortable with giving myself away sexually and I'm a 5.5/10 at best so the payoff for a sugar daddy willing to pick low-hanging fruit is just not worth the emotional exhaustion it would cause for me. I don't have the daddy issues for that.

I do have a lot of debt, I'd rather not delve into that but I am the adoptive guardian of four young relatives due to a family tragedy. I'm not a bottomfeeder or leech by any means but I'm working so much and taking care of kids that aren't even mine so it's burning me out incredibly fast. I'm only 21 but I don't have a life of my own.

I can draw, but I don't really have the resources or time to sell art currently. I have wanted to purchase a tablet for art purposes but I can't afford it.

Sell drugs

shit, its august already?

>somebody caught that
Good. I was just wondering if anyone would pay enough attention to give a shit.

No you're probably not. Girls that think they are 5s are 95 percent of the time 7s or higher. And even if you are a 5 or 4 or even 3 if you cater to fetishes youll make loads of cash

Well first your date is wrong on your timestamp. Redo cause this is bait otherwise.

Not true. Have you seen Ron Jeremy?

ass with the nazi square

Preseason football started already

>I am incredibly uncomfortable with giving myself
this is why you are unsuccessful at navigating life. girls that know how to flirt and at least give the illusion they are accessible prosper, because men are dumbfucks that will shower you with attention, offers of assistance, and money. you will not get anything acting as a prude.

Or a massive shlong that goes without saying really.

If you don't have a marketable skill or the working capital to start a business then latching onto some guy who does is your best bet. It's your female prerogative. Just be glad you're not a man.

>I am incredibly uncomfortable with giving myself away sexually and I'm a 5.5/10 at best so the payoff for a sugar daddy willing to pick low-hanging fruit
former sugar daddy here. You'd be surprised at the tastes of some guys, but it sounds like you dont have the right attitude for it.

>I can draw, but I don't really have the resources or time to sell art currently.
unless you're really fucking good that's a huge waste of time. making a living as an artist is for the lucky and the elite.

If you want legal means? higher-paid work or more hours. Unless you have a bunch of sought-after skills or you're enough of an expert to buy/resell shit and make a profit (I pick up some shit from local liquidation auctions and resell on ebay) you aren't gonna suddenly make tonnes of cash.

Illegal? pick one:
>blackmail
>drugs
>identity theft
>milking stolen CC numbers

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Dunno why they upload upside down, sorry Sup Forumsoys

SAD

But they look nice, lets see them

God damn those knockers are fucking massive
10/10 would motorboat with BBQ sauce

Show tits as apology. I'll give you money there see you can tota-wait...... Kelly is that you? Those tits look like yours.

holy shit i'd give you everything in my bank account to be my sugar baby

My name is definitely not Kelly.

>debt
Pay off the highest interest rates first. When done add that payment plus next card payment together. Snowball it. Do the same after that.
>what's your living/rent situation
Not specific enough for me. You're giving too much info I don't give a fuck about and not the actual info I need. This lack of attention to detail is why you're having money problems.
>4 adopted kids?
How much you get for each kid? What's the day care cost since you work 60 hours a week? Am I poking holes yet?
>I can draw
Art ain't shit unless you're good and like everything else you're gone need college degrees in shit to even earn a few bucks more than minimum.
>My solution
Become a wedding photographer. Mostly work on weekends and some holidays but the rest of the week is open to save on child care cost or work on art at home with kids or work more by doing portraits and such.
Good luck

/thread

Go fuck yourself

>that first backwards N
writing casually upside down is a skill I definitely don't have

That should of been dubs of truth there user. I'm checkn anyways for superior post knowledge

Takes many incomes to make money these days not just one job like the old days.
Solid advice user

show the rest of your body

where you from?

also, I'll donate $5 if you show your tits.

Gladly, thank you. It's a hobby for me as much as it is for any of you.

Your tits to waist ratio is amazing. Probably not a fatty like u think

>Become a wedding photographer
>enter a saturated market with high upfront costs and where an extensive portfolio and years of experience are needed before you start getting good money

your interest rate advice was slightly more sensible but still kinda tupid.

There aren't really holes to poke, I'm wary about details for the sake of being recognized. I'd be mortified especially if a male family member recognized the situation and has to look at my udders.

Here's to hoping I never have to become a wedding photographer, however.
Thank you.

please shoe us more. you are denying the world of something beautiful and if there's one thing this shitty world needs more of is something beautiful

There's plenty of work in a semi populated area. Yea the camera costs a bit and you undercut for work till you get a good portfolio. Try paying to run a construction company. This is a cake walk, I know first hand. Any idiot can quickly learn to use an high end camera. It's all in the editing anyways. Have you seen enough wedding photographer albums? They all suck

Well get the fuck out then. You know the rules, you announced you were female, so you show your tits or get no advice. You don't come in here making me want to see something and then not show it.

Cause that's really gonna happen. "Hey Anonette, was that you on Sup Forums? I don't believe you, whip out your titties so I can compare them."

That's interest rate advise is actual proper advise to quickly pay off debt. Not everyone lives in moms basement rent free

that's not what self aware means

I've been on Sup Forums for 6 years and haven't shown my tits once until now, I don't give a fuck dude lol

Why are you fucking idiots still giving her advice, she hasn't presented tits as required. In fact she's refusing. You fucks ruined this place, kill yourselves.

she has enormous potential

a few of my friends turned pro photographers after years of working it after hours in addition to their real job. They both have a few tens of K of equipment, work long hours, and spent a couple of years barely scraping by after the change.

I've known some others that wanted to get in and gave up because it's hard work and you really have to love photography to make a career out of it.

>That's interest rate advise is actual proper advise to quickly pay off debt
paying off the highest interest first is the good advice, rolling debt around between cards isn't so much. First option should be to consolidate credit card debts into a personal loan with lower interest rates if possible.

Self aware: knowing I am an average, unremarkable human being and accepting it as is therefore I would be unable to watch myself doing sex work when there are hundreds of 10/10s to fap to :^)

Cry harder

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this, /thread

you're not average damn! this figure is not average! this is 11/10. who brainwashed you so bad?

FBI get out

You're most welcome. Hope it works out for you. Just keep PMA(positive mental attitude) about things and life will turn for the better. Don't let the shit stress you cause the universe will throw more at you until you learn your lesson. I mentioned wedding photographer cause the work to pay ratio is good. Maybe look into becoming a financial advisor/planner, sell insurances and such, create savings for people. That money can be ridiculous when you build up the clientele.

where you from OP?

She fixed the timestamp and doesn't have a dick. That's the point of proof newfag

thats definitely not true, and not how you prioritize debt elimination.

$100,000 at 1%
and
$10,000 at 2%
Why would you pay of the higher interest rate in that case first?
You pay them off by interest, not interest rate.

dude she has big tits and some curves, thats all we know.

I like those pics too but the other 80% of her body might be a wreck, saying she can whore based off what we've seen is silly.

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>Just keep PMA(positive mental attitude)

fuck you and your "the secret" mentality. moron.

Well then she's just going to continue stringing you along with her "enormous potential" fully clothed, so get used to that, since any girl you meet in person will end up stinging you along the same way due to your lack of fucking spine.

Typical response, as you sit here waiting for her to take her top off, you could be in any other thread looking at tits, but choose to stay here crying at her to whip her tits out.

>pic related since you clearly are too new to understand the rules

I didn't say anything about rolling them around but yea you can keep moving them to interest free promotions if you wanna play that game

I'll give you money to show me dem titz

unless her face is ugly and has a wrecked ass then she's got almost all of it covered already. even a girl with a 4/10 face with a body like that, she's unstoppable

Hey, thanks. I don't expect but definitely appreciate actual advice beyond tits or gtfo.

US. East coast.

You're the only one wanting tits so bad you're refusing to help. These other anons are just giving advice. Get out you thirsty ass fag

sell used panties

holy shit, is this bait?
if your ability to pay it off is at a fixed rate, all other factors being equal you pay off the highest interest first.

Whether or not the debts are different, the higher interest is increases the debt at a higher amount per dollar. you

Yes thank you.
My body is alright, my face is alright. Just alright. Nothing really wow-factor in today's gen of instathots.

Will pay you $100 a night to fuck me and my fiance if the location is close enough

what state do you live in? I'd pay to do a cute chubby girl

Sounds like there doing it wrong then. Couple cameras. Couple a weddings every weekend during wedding season. Second shooter, send out editing and album. Presto! Thousands of dollars for very little time. Dunno what they're doing. Probably all the work themselves? Got to evolve with the times

>since any girl you meet in person will end up stinging you along the same way due to your lack of fucking spine.
that is true that would happen IF a girl would even let me speak to them but they won't even let me do that, so there goes your theory

you're*

Dunno what garbage you talking about. Go back to school if it didn't work the first time.

You're a stupid cunt. Sage this shit. You're a depressed contrarian idiot. You'll never "live your dreams" and you're going to be poor and have low self-esteem forever.

Sincerely,
Fuck You

> being this new

do you have any practical life skills?

I used to earn a few hundred a week by pulling tv's and shit out of dumpsters and fixing them for a few bucks a pop. I'd buy computer hardware, strip the components out, and resell them at about a 30% profit margin if I picked them well. A friend of mine spends 4 hours a day working out coupon/discount deals with different sites, mashing them together, and getting shit shipped to him for almost free that he can resell at a huge profit.

got anything to work with here? writing background? used to do callcentre work? really good gaydar? anything?

I repeat. I've been on Sup Forums for years. If you think your ragetyping phases me you're wrong lol but I invite you to keep trying

That's not from the secret.
Think and grow rich.
Now that bad attitude is why you're angry and your life sucks

I dunno about the rest, but your tits are fucking great.

>thirsty

I think you got it wrong, man. It isn't a rule so we can see tits, rather, so we can save you from wasting your time replying to a guy pretending to be a girl on the internet, which should always be assumed until PROPER proof is shown, ergo, the rule.

No problem. East coast in the house. Woop woop

Thanks cause autism in this thread

You have 5 fucking minutes to post a proper picture of your glorious big ol bobs or everyone you remotely care about will die in her sleep tonight.