Has Sup Forums ever fucked a prostitute or escort?

Has Sup Forums ever fucked a prostitute or escort?

Thinking of doing it for my birthday

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Yeah i fuck call girls every weekend. They're great, strictly business. You pay, you fuck, you leave l, it's that easy. They almost never catch feels, they know what they are, they know what you're there for. You can lay a HARD 10/10 for $200 an hour.

>for my birthday
that's the saddest thing I read today

you surely must have pictures of some of the better looking escorts

No they don't allow phones or anything to be involved unless you pay out the ass for it. They make you put all your posessions on a chair or something. Just go to backpage if you want to hire a top tier working girl,

different guy here, but I've fucked lots of prostitutes (about 80) and I have photos of almost all of them. But I didn't take the photos, I save them from their ads

go for it, op

all you have to lose is your virginity

Pics and stories?

Have you ever barebacked one and came inside?

I could try finding them, but why? Just go on backpage yourself and pick your 10/10 and then give her money so you can hang without trying lol.

>Have you ever barebacked one
yes
>and came inside?
no

and I get bbbj all the time. I can't really think of how to make an interesting story about any of my sessions, but feel free to ask more questions about it

pic related was one of the first attractive ones I fucked that showed face in her ad

Have you ever fucked a pornstar?

I know a ton of them escort on the side

>backpage

that site is actually legit?

not exactly a porn star, but I fucked one that appeared on playboy TV for a while, and coming to town next week is a former playboy playmate, according to her ads.

Also, a prostitute that lives nearby and sometimes tours through has done some porn under the name Veronica Vice, I haven't met her yet but she's on my to-do list

pic related is not a porn star, just a persian prostitute that i facefucked

well wtf is that picture, not the one i uploaded for sure .. :/

example picture of local escort.. I just wanna see what quality whores you get for 200 bucks in your area

Go find a rub and tug and get a massage. I work in an Atlanta ER. You would be fucking shocked at the number of prostitutes that are admittedly HIV positive. Most common complaint of these wheres. White discharge from vagina. Enjoy your pro user.

Done it about seven times now. Backpage can be a real crapshoot if you don't know how to spot the crackwhores from the hot ones, and even then it can be shady as fuck.

One time I called up a girl whose picture looked like a solid 9/10 and she gave me an address. I normally don't do incalls but I was horny as fuck and decided to risk it, so I drove out for about twenty minutes to what appeared to be an upper class neighborhood. When I got to the house I was answered by a large burly nigger, and I was answered by a pretty blonde, not the girl in the pic but still hot.

Shit took a turn for the worst when I went inside. I swear on the outside the house looked like a congressman could have owned it, but once I entered I was confronted by a building with no electricity, burn and stained carpet, no furniture, and what looked like multiple holes in the wall. As I turned a corner I was then greeted by a large nigger with a sawn off shotgun sitting on a folding table

"Don't worry he's just here for security, some of my clients have been rough lately".

Didn't buy it, so I turned the fuck around without saying a word and peaced out. They didn't follow so I'm not sure to this day what would've happened next if I hadn't.

I also have stories about fucking clearly underage teenagers if your interested.

>When I got to the house I was answered by a large burly nigger, and I was answered by a pretty blonde

Fucked that story up, but you get the jist

>I also have stories about fucking clearly underage teenagers if your interested.
i'll listen

Lets hear more of them stories guy

No I'm 26 and kissless virgin.

Sure, I've had four girls now whose ages were suspect. The first time was great, the second not so much. The third was a threesome and was middle of the road.

First time I found a girl claiming to be 19 on backpage in my local area, but even in the photos looked like she was somewhere between 15-17. But by god was she hot. Brown Auburn hair, cute tiny little face and had those cute perky little tits that aren't gigantic but still attractive anyway.

Story is pretty straight forward, called her up, she came over in middle of the road Nissan and we fucked for an hour. Her pussy wasn't very tight which leads me to believe she might've had a kid or had been doing this a VERY long time. But in all honesty of all the girls I've had via backpage, she was the best. Bounced on my dick like a pro and screamed like a fucking banshee. Money well spent

i filmed myself facefucking a prostitute, the facial is posted on /gif/ right now:

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if you want to watch the whole scene the mless code is A785B25

Fucked about 15 prosti's in the course of two years. Most from backpage some met at the casino. Can be pretty clutch at times but only have a couple horror stories with some crackhead whores

greentext whore story pls

OP by your original pic it looks like you might expect a GFE (girl friend experience), kissing, hugging, snuggling in bed with a newfound sweet chick. Sorry bud, but you gotta pay more for affection. I only go out, never bring a prostitute home and I don't bring a wallet, just cash in a pocket. You don't want to get ripped off for more than you bring and you don't want to forget your stuff at a hotel room.

dank

the youngest confirmed one that i've fucked was 19

lots advertise as 18 but then turn out to be early 20s

Eh, just a czech former pornstar through Amateri.

Actually, that site is almost nothing but former pornstars that are still whores..

What's wrong with wanting to get pussy for your bday?

enjoy your herpes

The second time, whoah-fucking boy

Saw a girl whose photos had been obviously airbrushed and photoshopped on BP, but didn't really care because she was thin and petite and had a nice rack. If I was to bet on the photos I'd say she was early 20s or so. So I call her up and she comes over in a beat up civic that was missing its bumper. First sign of trouble.

She's decent looking and wearing sweatpants and a hot topic t-shirt (that detail sticks out for some reason) but MOST definitely not 22, more like 17 or maybe 16. But what the hell, she was cheap enough might as well have some fun right?

We go upstairs and start taking our clothes off and this is when I realize why her price was so agreeable. Her sweats come off and HOLY FUCK. Her legs are covered in scars, deep fucking giant scars. Clearly from self harm with a razor. They're everywhere and the boner has been almost killed.

She notices my revulsion and immediately grabs my semi-erect cock and starts some dirty talk. I let her suck me with a condom on while I closed my eyes and pretended she was a girl I actually cared about.

[spoiler] then I blew a load in the bag fucking her doggy [/spoiler]

This guy, GFE is what your looking for.

I personally made a VIP account on TER, the erotic review . com

I did my research, they link personal websites, prices, reviews, the works. Its 30 for a month but its worth it, just cancel after the 1st month.

I did a GFE for 1 1/2 hrs, it was 700, way pricey but I figured it would be a 1 time thing.

Well worth it, every cent, beautiful woman who will do pretty much anything you want, I busted twice.

10/10 would do again

>Drunk one night leaving strip club and obviously horny
>it's about 4am and im sitting in my car browsing backpage
>find Italian lookin qt with a 10/10 ass and okay tits
>call her up
>tells me to come by and its $100 for half hour
>pull up to her house in a so so neighborhood. Not ghetto but not gated community either
>knock on door
> blonde chick with decent body but cracked out face anwsers
>hey user you must be here for francheska. Come with me
>leads me into room where she awaits
> shuts door behind her and tries to tell me if I want the both of them it's an extra $50
>ok sure why not hand the bitch $150
>One gets naked and i go down to my boxers
>Some nigger starts pounding on the door cussing and and saying he's gonna shoot up the place
>girl yells at me to put my clothes on and get the fuck out
>hop in car and peel the fuck out

It was then I noticed I was probably robbed but kept calling back and driving by the place and even made some threats. She eventually called me back an hour later to come back and fuck so I did

pse > gfe

I live in asia and have litteraly fucked hundreds over the years. They all do the GFE because that's the norm over here. And it costs around 60-200USD depending on which country I was in. They even do over night for no extra charge if they like you.

What a fucking pussy.

Best country for Asian whores?

You go in raw?
Bust in her?

I would if I knew how to get one.

heh, sounds like fun in a sketchy sort of way. I pay a little extra and have never had anything like this happen, but sometimes it feels like I'm missing out. My escapades would be more interesting if I got robbed by a nigger

Naw it was all protected but I did bust inside with the condom on

>it was a real classy affair

I love in Hong Kong, (not the initial poster), this place is good for them but expensive, Vietnam and Philippines are my pick of the bunch.

hmm carmen from legends . . . .never fucked her but yummy.

let me guess, you bare-backed that blonde melanie chick - the one that got caught up in all that banker shit that went down . .

What's pse like? Is it worth it?

google independent escort (name of city), go to her website, check out her pics, prices, general attitude, and if you like her follow the instructions to book with her (probably email or text her)

so far for the best fucking, i'd have to say vietnam. the rest are too 'asian' for me. most 'asian' girls fuck like they're shy and you're hurting them, etc because that's what then men around here like. filipinas are good too, but they are almost too westernized.

Holy shit how does it work?

Just get the ad and call and it works itself out?

Don't wanna get fucked by some ritual I don't understand

I got a rumbly in my boxers

Yeah that was probably the most sketch thing that has happened using backpage. Every time before and after has been pretty straightforward. I just do outcall now and have them come to me in call is where lost of the risk lies. Sting operations are mostly in call and most robberies happen when you don't know what your walking into

Used to pretend to my coworkers that I used backpage escorts. I told them how to go about meeting escorts and how the process works and what to watch out for so they aren't walking into a sting. I got several coworkers laid plus my best friend who was scared to death he had aids, he was fine.

I never met Melanie, but I think I kind of know which one she is, although I'm not familiar with the drama you're mentioning. Did she advertise as part of a trio? idk, I didn't meet her

This is going quite a few years back. I was addicted to Paige at the time :)

Called this chick a couple times. Kinda nerdy but a freak. Real fun time and she likes to give the girlfriend expirence like rub you up and down after you cum

>Holy shit how does it work?
it depends. Usually you can start just by texting the number in her ad. I'm lucky though, I live in a city that gives licenses to body rub parlours, so I can just walk into a storefront and pick whichever lady I want, it's so easy

Gave this chick a good pounding a few weeks ago. Her ass was 10/10

Not him but the only time I fucked a prostitute was in Thailand

We went back to my place and we fucked for awhile and she was asking what's wrong since I wasn't cumming.

I told her I cant cum with a condom on and i asked her if I could finish inside of her. She said ok. I pulled out, ripped the condom off, pumped her real hard and busted a but deep inside her. It was fucking awesome. Also the only time I've ever came inside a girl.

That was a few years ago and no I never got an std

Vietnam really? Why? I heard both Vietnam and Cambodia can be very sketch in terms of prostitutes.

And what do you mean filipinas are too westernized?

Her ass

nice

I have never in my life ever considered fucking a whore bareback. No matter how fucked up I am or however long it takes I leave that shit on. You're either really ballsy or don't care too much about the consequences. All it takes is one time to catch the h.i.v

vietnam girls in other countries is what i meant. there are many that travel around so you can fuck them in malaysia, singapore, hong kong. these are the free lancers so you don't have to deal with sketchy pimps. And by westernized i mean that all they want is your money, and they aren't afraid of showing it. Way less girlfriend experience.

AIDS will only kill you once, but a coward dies 1000 times

I'd nut so deep in that ass.

how deep? 4 inches? ha ha ha

the punchline of the joke is that you have a small penis

Kek

Yeah I can think of 1000000 ways to die that are a bit more honorable than catching aids from some used up whore. That 30 min pump has just now costed you a lifetime of shame and remorse. Good job

Some prostitutes are so cute or hot you wonder how are why they get into it in the first place. Some legitimately love what they do, some do it for the money and thank you have those that have to feed a drug addiction

So I've fucked...

> Call girl in Indonesia, was legit and came twice. She had amazing tits.
> Call girl in Philippines. Came twice, but had this weird feeling after that she was trying to keep me for that passport
> Fucked a Broke black chick in Jacksonville for money. She was actually more fun than any of the others. Gave her $100 and fucked her brains in. It was great.
> Actual call girl in Orlando. Miserable experience. She didn't even look at me or have any emotion during the whole experience. Not great.

I started using backpage a few months back and I gotta say it's been great. I generally follow a few rules
>Always google an ad's number
>Read any reviews you might find on Nightshift, Erotic Monkey, etc
>No reviews/clearly fake reviews are a no go
>Bitches not willing to send pics are usually fake
>If you take one for the team(TOFTT) make sure to write about it for future Johns
>It's best to turn around and leave if you get bait and switched.
Reviews and posts about bitches that are too good to be true(TGTBT) have saved me more than once.
And yes, underage girls often fake their ages.
Also, I tends to use proxy numbers so that bitches don't have my number.
I've got a few stories if interested

i love it when i find one that genuinely loves getting fucked all sorts of different ways by all sorts of different guys

i think some of them get kind of addicted to it

please share

7777777

I have fucked 15 escorts, some more than once, and one hobo bitch. Got a couple aiight stories. And I can find pics of some them if there's enough interest. Will posy when back home

I'll read your stories, but I doubt this thread will still be alive by the time you're able to post the pics

>Be starting out
>Not know what I'm doing but fuck it, I'm horny.
>look around, no real qts but there's one claiming to be 5 feet
>love me some petite so I text her set up a meeting
>arrive at location and go to room
>opens door and it's NOT the whore in the pictures
>she a negroid but she's under 5' so I go inside and see that she already naked
>tell her that she looks young, she just giggles, clearly underage
>take care of business then we fuck
>tightest pussy I ever felt. Rode me like never before
>see her now and again

>find whore in an ad
>10/10, with reviews, but feels off
>go to meeting place and she makes me wait outside
> starts asking if I brought rubbers
> google her number again
>find post saying reviews are fake
>say she's a sea cow
>not for $200
> get the fuck out of dodge
> she texts me and tries to harass me, but it all goes to my proxy number
>lol

yep and it's great.
have fun

Is that because you want a permanent gift from a woman OP?

Been hearing good things about this one but I'm not sure

She tends to work with a "friend" who looks young

looks like fun tbh fam

protip: if you kill her you get your money back

Roast master kekimus

I'm gonna wait. See what's up. Otherwise I might have to TOFTT

What do you use as a proxy phone??

numberproxy.com
It's relatively inexpensive and takes bitcoin.

I'm 28 and have had sex with about 15 prostitutes in my life. I wish I had my money back.

Yes, OP. A bunch in Thailand including a Ladyboy (trap) and a few at Legal brothels in Nevada, and finally one off of myscarletbook.com

Overall I don't like it that much and its really procedural like going to a doctors. The one off of scarletbook was really good though, and was GFE, which normally costs a lot but was only 250 from her.

Here's her profile: google: JasmineP Reno

never tried it myself. thought about it when I was single and super super horny. if I lived in a larger city I probably would've fucked some transgirls by now using it, but the transgirls in my city are ugly.
the other thing stopping me from using it was just how shady and sketchy it feels. don't wanna get jumped by some black guy who robs you once you get in (heard of it happening here).

also, random question, a large amount of ads in my area say "no black gents" or something along those lines, why?? I never got that. even the black girls often have it.

Even hookers dislike negros.

Why

I've been told that the police cannot say "no blacks" in their sting ads. Maybe it's more of a hooker lingo type deal

I live in Canada and haven't heard of any stings but I'm not saying that they don't exist, but I heard about lots of stings in the US... I mean prostitution isn't legal but I could drive right now to a few different places in my city that have "massages" and I don't get how that's legal.

Heard this from a couple whore but black guys on average are "bigger" and tend to stretch out their vaginas more and some black guys even make them hurt or sore. If they can't walk nor use their money makers (pussy) they will be out of commission

I thought that was maybe one of the reasons, either that or their pimps were black and didn't want any competition lol

Fuck if I know. I guess it's just easier to bust single people as opposed to parlors which tend to have organizations behind them.

/thread.

You fucking incels just need to get a job, shave, and pretend to have social skills.

yep, not worth it imo, I have fuckin with a condom and with whores you don't really have the choice

Black user here. Fucked a white prostitute once and i consider myself average about 6.8 inches long 3.5 inch girth and when I pulled it out she told me she was impressed and told me I was bigger than most her clients that were middle aged white guys or Spanish men So there could be some truth behind this.

>condoms
retard.

GFE? its more like a real woman instead of some procedural bullshit.

Ladyboy? Dunno, I was drunk and Sup Forums corrupted me.

I feel sorry for your needle dick

Haven't fapped in about 3 days and gonna edge myself for another week and call up a whore from backpage and give her a facial whether she likes it or not.

>GonnaFeelCash

I wish I had my money back too, but I'd just spend it all on prostitutes again

Not really faggot. Never had any complaints and still bigger than 90% of you whiteboi's