Name ONE <I> good reason you're sill alive Sup Forums

>Name ONE good reason you're sill alive Sup Forums
I'll wait

Haven't died yet.

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My body is still functioning.

dont have the balls to kill myself

the day i will see a vagina in person

Because in 19 years, I will have more power over more people than any man to ever exist before me.

My wife is pretty cool, and we're gonna buy a mercedez soon. :D

Deluded self important fool.

The gun jammed

3edgy5me

Because alcohol, music, and my girlfriend who has been through some shit in her life when she was a child just like I was.

What a complete waste of Hitchens imfamous reply.

Because I will single handedly sort japan's birth issue

Believe what you will.
Keep your expectations low enough so your pathetic lives seem slightly more liveable.

Whatever gets you through your day.

My enemies still live.

You wont live long because in 18 years I will have more power and will destroy you.

>mercedez
even though I can't spell mercedes, maybe I'll go with BMW since that's easier for me.

don't wanna ruin my afterlife

I have a new pair of pants that I want to try

I haven't reached level 120 in MC5

Me too OwO

Tomorrow

Have Fun while doing so
>i like your style

i like playing music and making artwork, pretty fulfilling, i just do it for me

I've just bought Raibow Six

Have to finish my master thesis

If I kill myself I go to hell

>chooses rainbow six over of pubg
why even life

I'm 108
Smoke three packs a day
And every night I shoot myself in the head
I wake up the next morning like nothing happened
I can't die please help me.

>I'll wait
Yeah. You do that.

Living is better than nothingness, no matter how hard it gets.

I don't think there as a 'hell' the way the bible describes it (all religions are bullshit) but I agree there has to be some kind of punishment for ending your life prematurely. maybe after killing yourself your next life will sucks even more and so on.

Mother fucker you act like you will remember the nothingness. It is nothingniss. It cannot hurt you even if it tried

I'd leave my wife with crippling debt and fees

Video games. Other than that, I would've offed myself a long time ago

If videogames are actually keeping you alive maybe killing yourself isn't such a bad idea.

still wanna tame some fine strange

...

memes mostly

Also wtf is nothingniss?

havent built up the nerve to do a Dylan Roof ....yet

The idea that there's a hell

Ugh don't stroke reddits dick by killing a bunch of niggers

If anything just write a racist message then shoot yourself at a playground

Cause I ain't died yet.

Havent picked the next Sandy Hook yet

dylan roof was a hero that all americans should strive for his ideals

I fucking love my kids.

>Second runner up
I'm looking for the perfect pizza. LOVE pizza and had some good ones, but I'm still waiting to find that PERFECT place. Gotta be out there somewhere.

>Third runner up
Despite 2 kids, my wife still has snappin' pussy

I could do this all day. SO MANY things to live for. Stop being such a nigger, OP.

Fine fine whatever just for fucks sake I can't stand those SJW cucks when they see a mass shooting as a way to push their political agenda