DIASPORA THREAD

I came back from the US 10 years ago.
My political wish is that 2 million expats come back to Serbia and enslave the local population.

Everybody here is retarded, except for those who worked abroad.

go wash some brits toilet you self righteous prick

You're going to be washing my toilet when 10 million of us come back from the US and start running shit around here.
If you don't like it, feel free to emigrate to Russia or China or wherever the fuck Serbs feel at home these days.
>inb4 shiptar
I'm probably more Serb than you, majmune.

nice meme
go back to being a uber nationalist while living in a country half the globe away

You serbs are funny, shouldn't one of you be making your country great again?

>wanting to go back to muh maffia state instead of freeeeeeeest country in the world

U dun goofed brate

DK-K?

Check my flag, shitlord. I live in the fatherland.
I actually did what all you fags always call us out on-I came back.
I went from wanting to educate you snide domestic fuckers to wanting to exploit the shit out of you.
Basically, that's what happens to us throughout history; somebody wants to help you poor lads and in turn you act like snide fucks. Govno bezobrazno.
People that have never left our country want to be treated equally and with respect by expats but lack intellect and skill to compete.
Accept us as your overlords already.

why you so fucking salty

shoulda had that salt in the war to drop it on shiptar wounds

I am making my country great.
I am pro American (most people here are but they pretend to like Russia).
I've repatriated funds from the US to my homeland.
I've introduced a new way of thinking to my friends.
The only thing we have going for us is diaspora.
That other nigger probably gets gibs from his aunt over in Illinois but is too proud to admit it.

Balkans is a retarded place. I think if you come back, you'll just revert to your usual retardism. Must be something in the water or perhaps the goats anuses.

I'm angry because in the 15 years that I spent abroad these ass backwards imbeciles have NOT FUCKING BUDGED with their idiot mentality.
It's extremely frustrating.

I'm already back, for years now. Yes, the Balkans are an absurd place. It's the way people are wired. Nothing gets done. I watched that ''Empire of Dust'' documentary and it reminded me of my country so much although it's not as bad.

What did you expect, honestly? Development? While the political establishment stayed the same? Not a chance in hell. Poland? had the best of luck because the plane full of their ex-commie polititians fell down and killed everyone off

>I lived in fatland
>I am better
There are retards like you in my country too but all they do is complain because they became amerifats. I lived there too and I would never wish to be like them. Fuck off back to your retarded burgerland.

I must beat the system and the commies that are still in power after all these years. It is my destiny.

>aunt over in Illinois

Kek, that's where I live, good luck user, if only more people were dedicated to returning to their countries we wouldn't have so many Mexicans.

Exactly. And instead of taking every high and mid ranking member of Slobo's party, lining them up and shooting them in the head, the ''democratic'' powers that be reconciled with SPS in 2008.

I am better, those ''retards'' you speak of in your country are better, and as a matter of fact you yourself are better than all of them.

Quit trying to fit in with the gopniks back home and make Armenia great again!

Diaspora, especially from ex-yu countries, are the dregs of humanity. Go back to your real home, filthy traitor.

All of you morons are really proving my point.

a) You get exited quickly
b) You lash out and get defensive
c) You will never come face to face with your demons.

Pathetic and sad.

I'm marrying a Serb grill. Any advice? Should I try to get a job there(not that I have any lined up)

I know that feel. Montenegro diaspora here.

I often hear from people who returned to Serbia/Croatia but can't get shit done, and how disappointed/angry they are.

Maybe you should just accept the way people in ex-Yu are, and try to make small, incremental improvements where possible? I don't think complaining solves anything. Being a good, hard-working person and leading by example is the way I think.

By spreading American values and lifestyle you are not making it great again. You are making it worse, much worse. Accept that you are different and you should be different, so you can never have the same morality. You should also accept that USA has infinite amount of money and that life won't be as comfortable as in US.

Business and work ethic. I win.

>jobs
>Serbia
Pick one.
Whatever you try to do here, you will encounter difficulties.
If you have any assets, just sell them off before you come here.
You can buy a house in a village for literally $10k.

I lead a comfy middle class life, have a sensible college degree. come from a hard working family. And it never crossed my mind to leave my country like some dog with tail tucked between his legs.

Go back to your precious West, seljačiću dijasporski.

I want to add that I would like to return to Montenegro, if we had a proper state, economy and universities there, like back in the SFRJ days. The weather in Germany is shit, the girls are not my type, and it's a boring place overall.

If all diaspora came back at once, I think we could build a great country, no less than Germany or France.

It again comes down to USA being rich. Have you noticed that companies that are not corrupt and are successful have great work ethics?

good advice/10

thanks bro

I'll be in Belgrade in October. Keep your eyes peeled for a Sup Forums meetup. I bet a few anons will show

>I'll buy beer and have Trump hats

>I lead a comfy middle class life, have a sensible college degree

There's plenty of people in the Congo who could say the same, yet I wouldn't want to be in their place.

No. I've tried the soft approach. I need to live in my own country, but I also need for not everyone to be a total idiot. As you know, as soon as an ex Yugo lands in a developed western country, he adapts within a week and is illuminated with prophetic knowledge of how life is actually supposed to be like. Why can't these low lives do the same?

>LEAVE ME ALONE :(
>WORLDLINESS IS BAD

No wonder why the Turks slaughtered a lot of you.

Fuck off weev

Are you happy with being the exception to the rule?
Are you happy being hood rich?
Are you a fucking nigger?
>me, me, me, me
That's you talking.

Ever heard of ''crab bucket mentality''.

Stupid piece of shit.

Are the Balkans as bad or worse than South America?

dont be jelly, bro

you can come too

Yeah if we were worldly, we would be turks already. We kept ourselfves while living with roaches and under roaches for centuries. Also globalism is meme. Differences make the countries and nations great and interesting

Returning next year, also to serbia. Going to see if I can work on a farm or whatever, I'm done with the west

>prefering King Obongo over God Emperor Putin
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Why would you want to move to a shithole?

>muh conservative values
>muh degeneracy

Why not Zambia? They're strict and religious.

>if I had gibs, I would have good wok ethic, too.
>pls give me money and then I'll work hard.
This is why you failed in the west.

>Western values
>Good

If you actually belive this, then you are simply retarded and you need to kill yourself if you want to spread that cancer.

there's literally nothing wrong with being a diaspora

What nigga?

Good afternoon, Imam Mahmoud al-Ababiquari

The Balkans are way better. There is actually very little violent crime unless you're a football chimp and seek out trouble yourself.

you disgusting thieving armo

just because you came to Glendale CA to run a Medicare scam with your cousins doesn't mean you're worldly, you cheap-cologne drenched, tracksuit wearing, knuckle dragging monkey

I didnt fail but decided to return nevertheless. I do have better work ethics than 90% of my nation but I just told you the reason for that.

Western values are inherently shit, commercialism has made them that way

I'm talking about the New World, the US of fucking A, not the Swedish Caliphate.

I was is Boston.
Also, keep the Glendale fags to yourselves lol

> exception to the rule?
If you didn't pursue theology, sociology, some shitty art degree of philosophy in general you have a nomral life here.
>hood rich?
Meaning what? I am frugal and use my money responsibly. Byldos, cajkaši and the rest of the peasants that pretend they are rich and spend money they don't have are 1 in a 1000. And they almost exclusively come from diaspora families and herzegovians here. So your kind of scummy people.

can confirm. I walked around Belgrade at night(capitol city) without fear. Zero nigs nogging.

Are all Armos as horrible as them in the motherland? I've dated/known plenty of them, and every one had a bunch of fucking shady dealings, property in Iran, visa scams, you name it. The shit was never ending.
>grillz were actually quite decent tho

>you make it to a ball game in Beantown?

Do you have 10 close friends? Please, tell me their situation. Keep in mind that Croatia has a higher standard of living than Serbia.

Armenian from glendale reporting in, Armenians here r trash and think they run the country. Worst drivers and pussies of fighters, they get their cousins and friends involve in all their fights

Glendale people are retarded. I don't know why are they so fucked up. Only taxi drivers and the government are scamming like them here.

fucking idiot. i meant the jew inspired bullshit.

I dated a gril in Glendale. I had to pick her up a block from her house so her parents/bros/cousins didn't see me with her. I bet they would have carved me up if they knew I was going out with her.

I think a giant % of medicare fraud is out of Glendale. They crapped up the city college becuase they'd take classes to keep their student visa. Nightmare.

>they do seem to hate niggers, tho
>fuck do they think yielding right of way in a car is a loss of manhood or something

Lmaoo, sure you can. It's raspberry season. You can earn up to 20CHF a day picking them. lmaooo

What do you mean about ''the new world''?

Glad you made it to your destination, dear Imam Mahmoud al-Ababiquari.

if I had a farm, could I possibly make any money out of it?

I have no idea what I'm doing and it seems like a guaranteed money pit, but it sounds fun and a good place to raise kids. I'd love to be able to make a few bucks tho.

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What is colloquially know as ''America''.

They hate everybody, not only niggers.

So, you want to spread ideas from America?
And what ideas?

I think so. Your best bet would be to tend to a small homestead and produce organic fruit. Export that shit to the Germans, they love it.
It's extremely easy to get a license for alcohol production so if you had a contact here that knows how to make good rakija you can profit from it.

This is something I've been looking into doing with my family as well.

As-salāmu ʿalaykum.

Alahuu snackbar.

Well, at least they pretend not to hate whitey. I think its because they don't want trouble with the police.

My friend lived in Glendale. Paid his landlord in cash, naturally.

build wall

They go to gcc for student financial aid, not student visas but it's still a scam and I fucking hate it. I was stuck in that he'll hole for 3 years cause classes kept being taken by these faggots

u ever talk to tupac over there?

The idea of how to get shit done, as opposed to sitting around drinking coffee and gossiping all day like a fucking Turk.

tupac lives on my street

holy shit user this is really helpful info. I'll investigate both possibilities.

You in Belgrade? I'll be there for a month+ in October. Hit me up [email protected] and I'll keep in touch.

>I'll buy the first round

That doesn't answer my question.
What kind of ideas?

Oh that sounds right, I knew it was something. They'd fucking talk to each other in Armenian while the prof was lecturing and she was too scared they'd stab her to do anhything about it.

Small world that another user on here knows what the hell I'm even talking about. I swear there were 10 of them ruining the class.

You should be more specific then.

They just don't want to blend in and living like that for years is the reason they became greedy pigs. If you live in another country, I find it unethical to live in a tight small group and refuse to blend in which is the main reason I didnt want to stay in US

Stop trying to Americanise things. You liberal faggots need to die.

Get your spies out of my country you thug.

anyone who doesn't live in the country where they were born is a faggot
prove me wrong
I did it so why aren't the rest of these foreign scum

Serbia is a brother nation, fuck off fifth column.

He is not Serbian any more. He became American and wants to spread his lifestyle in Serbia

Welcome to gcc man, I was sitting next to a group of armenian guys that never stopped talking and cursing and my prof thought I was part of that group. I had to tell them to shut the fuck up, they didn't do shit cause there were like 12 people who felt the same way I did

It is a disease of the mind.

He made the smart choice. No niggers in Serbia.

What do you mean more specific?
Are you to dumb to answer what kind of ideas you want to bring with you?

Lel and now i know why people hate diaspora. Come back home fellow American

U probably made a lot of money before u went back there huh? I got a friend from hs who did the same thing and he's living life now

holy shit user I did the same fucking thing!

my classmates hi fived me and shit and I thought I was going to be fucking stabbed. I talked to them outside at break and made peace with them of sorts but I should have kept my big mouth shut.

I thought it was an anomaly, not the norm kek!

How are we brothers, exactly?
President Milosevic was as anti-west as they get.
He waged war against NATO, something you will never do.
What did Russia do to help?
Russia imposed sanctions along with the rest of the world back in '92.
Russia withdrew their forces from Kosovo in '99.
Now, the Russians exploit us with their gas company.
Now, Russia gives us a model toy S-300 to mock us.
Russia, unlike the EU, doesn't give us any aid. Zero.

So please tell me, brother, other than the Orthodox faith, which we don't practice since we both spend our time on an image board for chinese cartoons, what exactly binds us together?

This is why I came back. The liberalism was horrible. Your minorities are atrocious.

Hi, Kremlin propaganda!

What is it like to live in an authoritarian state with the biggest Muslim population in Europe?

Nah, I am still in my early 20s so didnt have much time to earn lots of money. I am doing fine now though because IT is good in Armenia. In future I might go to US to save good money quickly because salaries are many many times higher.

Expect you moved to a place where the people are on par with niggers

I thought Glendale was the main hub of Armos in the US. I didn't know Boston was part of the circuit! I saw a lot of cute Brazilian girls when I was there. You see a game at Fenway?

Man I should have married that Armenian girl. She was so pretty and cool.
>her family still probably would have had me killed

Honestly, some of the best people I"ve met were Armenian, it's just the other 95% were scammers.

Are they *really* not like that in Armenia? I painted all of them with the same brush.

>implying amerifats are better than anybody
Oh dude, commit suicide.