Ask a genuine oldfag (first browsed Sup Forums in November 2006) anything

Ask a genuine oldfag (first browsed Sup Forums in November 2006) anything.

was Sup Forums ever good?

itty bitty baby

You have 15 seconds, nigger

Was it less dominated by SJW moral fags? Yes

Was it shit, but more chaotic? Also yes

Do with that what you will

have an old FB raid

>couldn't finish it
I don't habeeb you, newfag.

>look this single meme from 12 summers ago means i am a supreme oldfag

2006 is not oldfag

that's barely last thursday

That was the old way of identifying oldfags, you roody-poo candy-ass.

Babby boat

So, I herd you liek mudkipz

no it wasn't.

there was no old way.
everyone was a newfag, unless you'd already paid your 10bux.

thats how you knew.

Fag, I've been here since 1999, go play pretend elsewhere.

From 1999 and still a newfag... Sad when you think about it.

I have been here since January 2004, get on my level.

Good for you, i'm a FYAD refugee.

Get on my level I've been here since 2000 Bc. We used to carve quality content on stone tablets and throw on each other.
Shitposting was literally smearing the tablet with shit.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

lol this is clearly bull shit; moot didn't even give birth to 4chen until 2003

weak

protip:

this image was first posted in a 2008 "show your ban pages" thread.

was confirmed fake then, and newfags STILL use it.
same as the "doxed and hacked moderator account" one.

your newfag is showing

bix nood, muhfugga

>Sup Forums was never good
>everyone's a newfag
>everyone's a summerfag
>prove to a bunch of newfags you know how to pretend you're not a newfag

lurk more then kys