NZ thread!

NZ thread!
Hey, does anyone know how to transport a sizeable object from Auckland to Wellington, without ever going to Auckland myself?

I found a thing on TradeMe I want that says "Pickup only".

find a friend in Auckland

happy fridey new zealand

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Why are IDs even gone?

Drunko checking in

>8887
>7
>off by one
fugg DDD:

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Why are IDs even gone?

my brother raped himself today.

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

How did he do that?

fisted himself until he came and passed out in the kitchen

le so random XD hahaha omg

That's an impressive feat of self faggotry

Did he piss on an avocado?

he pissed an avocado out of his dick and fucked himself with it

kiwi bump

What are your opinions on Australia man.

The weather is good but your broadband sucks. Guess which matters more to me?

Hutt Valley represent

Anyone can hook me up with some synthetic cannabis?

lol enjoy your shitty drug

Why not get real cannabis?

I wanna find out what's in that shit

Just act homeless for an hour or two, some bloke will give you the deadly weed.

Get an account with mainfreight, toll, DHL or something

Get the seller to box it and organise a freight company to pick it up

If it's pickup only they aren't going to want to pack it for shipping
That's kinda the point

Don't do it

I had a customer die last week, was like 26 with a kid, had a heart attack or a stroke and now he's dead

If your gonna do drugs, do real drugs

> inb4 truck batteries are stolen to make drugs
> Litterally using Acid to make Acid

Either that or they just cbf taking to a post office

Just find a freight company that can do it and ask the guy if you can organise whoever to pick it up

blazed checking in

if true, literally kill yourself

So, whatcha guys thinkin about?

the fact I need a qt boy to cuddle

>00
dubs

suicide

Hamilton fuck reporting in.

This thread blows. You guys are a real disappointment.

thinking about how my brother shot himself today :(

did he ded?

What you wana pay for renting my truck?
What you shipping?

Shit like this is good bro

There's a slim chance I'll win an auction for a professional laser hair remover.
Those things are worth stupidly huge amounts of money for what they are.

By the way, by "professional" I mean like, one of those 3-foot high machines, not a tiny at home kit.

what do you have against pubes?
are you some kind of pedo? you sick fuck

Today I found out parody porn is fucking hilarious

I just don't like body hair in general!

fuck off Quercy

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/auckland/ fag checking in

have fun with you know; death
smoke weed faggot

what's the discord kunts?

this is fucking nice

There should be an Nz nudes discord I reckon

Got any more Man?

The gubbmint has access to several spectroscopy machines with uni's and ESR labs, but won't release data to public.

Meth and synthetic epidemic is to crush our drive, control our will, make us weak and addicted and kill us. White and Maori nz, so difficult to control and tell what to do, will be replaced with an Indian Chinese underclass ruled by farmers.

Police are condoning the meth and stand over market in my area. This crackhead had 20 houses on the go collecting tax, 3 statements minimum have been made about this small group of scumbag gang members and police are yet to take any action.

I suspect the police are getting paid by all the dealers who don't smoke meth, and are getting snitched to by by all the people that do smoke it and get into trouble.

i used to live in chch
now i live in perth
nzl is a backwards shit hole
seriously the best thing you can do is get the fuck out

did you leave before or after the quakes?

who is this?

I wanna know too hahah

I'm Australian and I fucking hate New Zealanders.

how did this thread attract you enough to click on it and even post in it?

Scum of the earth

good post

I can't believe NZers actually believe when Aussies are taking the piss. Superiority complex huhuh

Is Steven Adams the most famous Kiwi?

Asking for gay friendo

Who the fuck is Steven Adams?

A 6'10" man who plays in the NBA and fucks your mom

Here

Isn't that the dude of game of thrones?