I am the Fap Lord

I am the Fap Lord.

I have fapped to all fappable material in the universe, including pictures of the universe.

I need more material, dubs decides.

its kind of funny because i have fapped so much, i have become desensitized from porn

scat

that makes me throw up. its fucking worse than gore

Truth. I've fapped to every porn category ever produced. Not my proudest achievement, it's not even an achievement, but I've come this far, I must be the very best, like no one ever was.
Oh fuck that reminds me, fapped to Pokemon r34 like 2 weeks ago.

Been there done that, wasn't too bad.
My dubs don't count (OP)

Vore

Fap to this, OP

I struggle to get turned on by porn anymore, used to be able to jerk off to just pics of chicks in bras in sports magazines as a kid... Now I can barely get off to the most depraved videos I find online.

I usually jerk off once or twice every couple days instead of my old several times a day, I can get rock hard if I haven't been at it in a while, using shit like lube and a dildo has also helped me get off better

Even furry porn? it's the only thing I get off to anymore. RIP me.

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Your own anus

Dead skunk

You fapped to gay porn pissing videos?

Big old gay hairy old men scat bestiality porn

Golden horse showers

Pictures of your family

oooft so close

President Obama

Hillary Clintons hairy beat-up cunt

Boku no pico

Cows having sex.

Isis beheadings

Poop

Horse Dildos in your grandmas ass

Yasssss

YES!! I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT

Kitchen Tiles

dildos covered in needles

Napoleon Dynamite

The Spanish inquisition

Aborted Fetus

leigh_dallas

My mom

Regular healthy relationships

I cant believe it...

Womyn being respected

President Trumps T H I C C ass

Sup Forums itself

String theory

I dare you OP, I DARE you

Fap to forehead bitch

dead 18yo

The concept of a flat earth

1 legged tranny porn

Arteezy

Hello Fap Lord, Sam I am,
Have you fapped to this young mam?

Would you fuck her here or there?
Would you fuck her anywhere?

How 'bout Bubdzia? She's a doll.
Have you fapped to her at all?

I see you're one who's hard to please. Do you prefer tacos with cheese?

Looks like fucking emiem on hormones

Don't like tacos? I know why,
You're a sushi kind of guy.

>Worth1000

You know that's a website dedicated to photoshops, right?

It seems these dubs are hard to roll,
Here's the pussy of a troll.

>I have fapped to all fappable material

but isn't that subjective?

or do you literally mean you have fapped to everything that anyone has ever fapped to?

in which case, why the fuck aren't you behind bars for life, you sick fuck.

I do now.

this?

is that

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You can FAP to gay horses having a fuck

lol u niggas samefag af

Quality observation, thank you

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