I need $5000 asap. What can I do?

I need $5000 asap. What can I do?

how do you fuck up so bad you need 5k?

probably bet 5k he could get a steam game on Sup Forums for free

I went to an emergency clinic but they wouldn't accept my insurance. So I owe 5000. It's fucking up my credit like crazy. I cant get a job that pays enough for me to live and pay this off. Im stuck man

What blood type are you and what sort of state are your kidneys in?

Idk my blood type execpt that its common.

what did you need? 5k is probably enough for a hangnail (if you're american)

Are you a guy?

Cut dick on stream, sell it to an old Chinese tard

suck dick or be a panhandler

work on a construction site ibn switzerland for a month. You'll get your 5k and 1k to fly back to your third world country without proper healthcare

>wouldn't accept my insurance
I would immediately be demanding answers as to why the healthcare you pay for wasn't provided. I would consult legal advice and attempt to recoup losses from the clinic denying insurance, or the insurance not being able to provide the service they sold you.
If all else fails, let them sell the debt to an agency and arrange an affordable repayment schedule. Tell them you're broke af and you'll give them what you want to give them. they either take it or forgo the debt as unrecoverable. (Loose loose)

eww I never thought about that. pregnant women swallowing cum are making their babies eat it

Do u have 2 kidneys?if yes sell me one

So, suddenly you care about your mom being a whore huh

Prepare your anus and make a CL ad. It's possible, but you're going to be pulling quite a train on that boipussy.

You aren't from the USA are you? It's common that certain hospitals here won't take your insurance and tell you to go to another one and try there, even if you're in serious condition(unless you're about to die, to which they will just ask that you wish to be taken in and bill you a fuck ton later)
USA :)))

post ur paypal or something OP, ill give what i can

>it's fucking up my credit
Nigga you are 5k in debt you don't need any more credit.

Also call your insurance company, they will cover it.

Wow. I know what the leading cause of bankruptcy in the US is.. But the details keep shocking me.
'Straya, free healthcare

You just need my email for the paypal right? I don't believe I'll actually get money but weirder things have happened on this site. Why not? [email protected]

Wanting to hold your baby after you've given birth can cost you up to $8k that I've seen, of course most mothers want/need to hold their child after giving birth to them. Hell child birth in general is like a $90k deal in some places, insurance makes it only like $3k but good luck if you don't have it or wind up at the wrong hospital. don't even get me started on a ambulance ride no matter the reason

Talk to the hospital, ask to negotiate the bill. Tell them flat out that you're broke, and offer something small like 5$/month. They'll work with you

Get a payday loan.
Then go get a title loan.
The go suck a niggers dick cause you fucked up and got scammed.

Op here. The bill has been sold to a collection ageny and theyre demanding it up front.

who doesn't, get in line

Write to the Collector to Request it Stop Contacting You (If That's What You Want)

Under the federal Fair Debt Collection Practices Act, if you request that a debt collector stop contacting you completely, it must do so (with a few exceptions). Your request must be in writing.
Think carefully before you do this. If you want to keep tabs on the status of the debt and/or open up the lines of communication with the collector in order to negotiate a settlement, this might not be in your best interest. If you request that the collector cease communication with you, it cannot contact you except to serve you with a lawsuit.

this. i owe 5k for a car accident because i test drove a car and ran up four others.

>managed to only write off a corolla and thats it

Bargain with them or consult a lawyer on it, they should be able to either bring the price down or show it isn't legit. The collection agency didn't make a 100% deal with the hospital, the hospital probably took a loss and they're just trying to get as much from you as possible

Thanks. They aren't bothering me. They're just demanding that I pay up front. I'm sure they'll take what i give them. I just can't give much of anything

Man, wtf? I'm pretty sure that's not legal.

Do lawyers let you pay them off slowly overtime?

Wow.
So i have ambulance cover, it's like $80 a year. It's more like being a 'member' than insurance. Without the card it can cost $300+
I've regular Doctors checkups, and had a child with my wife, cut the cord and she held the baby right away, no cost. In fact even tho i work, and my wife is a home maker, she gets $500 a week to cover the cost of raising a child.

post boypucci op ill give you 100$

If you pay me first I'll post my boipussy. But be warned. I have a hairy butt

postpaypal

why the fuck are you using a 9gag meme you fucktard?

[email protected]

9gag has good things everyonce in awhile

:c

I'll actually do it

It is. Welcome to the USA buddy, the land of the free and the home of the brave.

I have no clue, you'd probably have to ask as it's likely a case by case thing with each of them.

Damn that sounds amazing, quite the luxury compared to here. I'm jealous tbh

did he pay yet?

Nah. That's okay tho