How will Sup Forums solve this?

How will Sup Forums solve this?

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Develop a scat fetish

go around it

I'm a son of God. I can part water and shit.

She got herself in, she can get herself out. Not my problem.

well from the look of this picture, the cave is open on the sides. so just walk around the shit

Bring an Umbrella. It's not that hard.

Drink it all

Umbrella.

/thread and saged

Did you draw it?
When?
How long?
How?

thats just gonna end up splashing shit all over the girl

she prolly in to scat

>make her fall in love with me
>make a big deal about "trust" because thats a thing to grills
>tell her ill walk under the shit fall but only if she takes my hands when i do
>pull her through and laugh

Did... did you fail physics?

walk away , you can get a disease from both

Become a black man

get her to back up to the edge of said shitwall and fuck her through it only getting a mild case of shitdick

Tell her to walk through it, bathe in boiling water and drink bleach

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she will get out eventually when she grows hungry

Easy. Find another hot slut that isn't hiding behind a waterfall of shit. Women that hide behind waterfalls of shit usually have serious issues.

Birch, you'll have to come out one time or another. No sense in me doing it when you have to do it too.

Go around the shit.

I'd build a little barrier that would fill the cave with shit and listen to her scream as she drowns in shit while jerking off.

Do you realize she must be full of shit as well, how did she get in there? Why would she get under a waterfall of shit in the first place?

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Stare at her and masturbate. When she gets uncomfortable and turns away, stop masturbating. Eventually when she looks to see if I've gone, start masturbating again. Repeat until release or I get hungry/bored.

>sees hot woman
>turn gay

shes like 3 feet deep in that cave, walking under a waterfall with an umbrella is gonna make it splash all over the place

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kek

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Only almost threw up, nice try.

sluts in the mud

>not beeing into scat
what are you, gay?

Since the river and the person share a similar width, assuming "you" represent an average person with a width of 70 cm, she's at least 6 meters (20 feet) into the cave. Not a drop would touch her.

how did she get in there?

The river of shit would have to fall at a velocity of 300 liters per second (i.e, an impossible feat) to touch her. And, at that point, the umbrella would break.

You know, she's already flicking the bean, mate.

>wear a full body dry suit with mask, bring an extra
>walk thres shit
>take suit off carfully
>destroy the sluts pussy
>put clean suit on
>walk away
>wait 9 months for child support letters

Unless I have a baseball bat the cures AIDS, I'm not sticking my dick in that.

OMFG ALL THESE FUCKING SUMMERFAGS DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO Sup Forums
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO RESPOND TO THE OP'S QUESTION. AND THAT'S WITH A PICTURE OF "YOU" SOLVING THIS, ALL THIS FUCKING TEXT SHIT IS MAKÌNG ME AUTISTIC
THE ONLY ONES WHO GOT THIS FUCKING RIGHT ARE
AND
FOR FUCKS SAKE, Sup Forums'S FUCKING AIDS NOWADAYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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lol wtf? no? at most shes like 5 feet in there, and since this is SHIT, and not water, even a few sprinkles on her is gonna be disgusting

virgin

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Proper sanitation

I've had sex with more women than I have fingers on my left hand. I don't fuck with sluts and STD filled venus fly traps.

tell he to come out then let her shower ya stupid cunts

what a fucking newfag

12 seconds before you autist.
I don't have 13 tabs of the same thread open at the same time to check if someone fucking posted before me 50 times a second

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sure

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So only 6

>approach shitfalls, maintain a safe distance from overspray
>ask Crapunzel what the fuck she's doing behind a literal wall of diarrhea
>be on my way, because it smells horrible and she probably smells horrible

how does that solve anything?

So? You can fuck a lot of women and still be a virgin. it doesn't matter.

You guys aren't thinking outside the box
the CEREAL box

fokin smart

>You can fuck a lot of women and still be a virgin.

Won

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True minecrafters would dig around the finishline of shit and fuck alex pussy

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Save this.

Does the waterfall land on the ground or does it flow into A river of shit upon falling?

Does the lady have a scat fetish?

In this scenario do I have a scat fetish?

Does she have wet naps?

Is the shit regular turds like a falling rocks or is it a diarrhea?

Is the shit especially smelly?

What color is the shit?

What country are we in?

Is it fresh shit?

Who does this shit come from?

Was it taco Tuesday yesterday?

Do I have health insurance?

Where is this taking place?

Is there a clean source of water nearby?

Did I just eat?

Does the lady have aids?

How old is the lady?

Is the lady clean or already covered in shit?

Am I naked or wearing clothes

Is she naked?

Can I go to the store before attempting to pursue the lady?

Simple

> me scorpion
> teleport behind slut
> hardfuck the bitch
> teleport back to original position
> come over here!
> enjoy the dead slut full of shit
> scorpion wins
> shitality

>How to get rid of the waterfall of shit.
MONEY
Hot sluts love money, and if you pay someone else to deal with the shit-fall, the slut will know you're set.

Pay a bunch of beaners to build an aqueduct away from the hot-slut cave. She'll know you can pay her bills too, and will let you fuck her silly.

Wut

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are you sure about that

What the fuck. How braindead are you.

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>You can fuck a lot of women
>and still be a virgin
Nigger what?

Seriously how are they alive ? All the bacteria and parasites should kill them 100 times over. How are these people ALIVE JESUS CHRIST DO THEY LIVE WITH GANGRENEOUS TAPE WORMS IN THEIR EYS AT ALL TIMES FUCKI G SJSIAILckigiwjk right RIGHT right now but I will be back in the office tomorrow morning trying to get in touch with me and I have to go to the store to get a meatloaf

>All the bacteria and parasites
there's barely fucking anything like that in shit

NO PROBLEM, MR. SHLOMO IS HERE TO HELP GOYIM

The only time math has ever been useful in life

Feces are mostly made of water (about 75%). The rest is made of dead bacteria that helped us digest our food, living bacteria, protein, undigested food residue (known as fiber), waste material from food, cellular linings, fats, salts, and substances released from the intestines (such as mucus) and the liver.

are you dumb

Wow you sure are an eternal summer fag aren't ya baaaaaaahdy go ask Mommy for sum grilled cheese and Huggies you pansey ass fudge monkey

CONTRIBUTE

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>walk though the shit
>have her piss on me
>golden shower

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Shit man that's pretty hard core, I wish I was as alpha as you.

My brain can't even right now with????????????????

this

honestly laughed out loud at this

OH SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOIN!!!!!!!!!

>blacked
jej

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3 feet? Nigga check yo science

Then why do Indian people always have dysentery?

manners maketh man