Okay hear me out on this
So what would happen if say you took a dozen or so balloons, and tied a super light weight red string to them.
And you have 10,000 feet of the string.
And the balloons can easily lift the weight even at altitude.
So you let it fly, the balloon will go up and naturally float fucking miles away and pop or stop floating. Causing a giant mess as there's now a red string stretching 2 miles in length right through San Francisco.
Guys
Guys
Sounds legit. Try it.
Guys
But would I be arrested?
Should I have a note that says Sup Forums.org in the 5000ft mark?
Guys
yes op deliver
i though u meant that it goes into space but u got the string at balloon so balloon drags earth sun and we would all die
Just don't tie the other end to your penis and everything should be fine.
Do it and pics before/after you let it go
Crime of the century
Do it OP
For science
a one liter helium balloon can lift 1 gram of weight. average balloon has 14 liters apparently, so 14 grams of weight.
you would need a string that is .0014 grams per foot.
don't think it's possible due to the weight of materials we have
What about two balloons?
Do it for me fag
link me the type of string you had in mind and ill tell you exactly the amount of balloons you need. But i think you're vastly underestimating how much ten thousand feet of string is
In mid-1982, Walters and his girlfriend, Carol Van Deusen, purchased 45 eight-foot (2.4 m) weather balloons and obtained helium tanks from California Toy Time Balloons. They used a forged requisition from his employer, FilmFair Studios, saying the balloons were for a television commercial. Walters attached the balloons to his lawn chair, filled them with helium, put on a parachute, and strapped himself into the chair in the backyard of a home at 1633 W. 7th St. in San Pedro. He took his pellet gun, a CB radio, sandwiches, beer, and a camera.[citation needed] When his friends cut the cord that tied his lawn chair to his Jeep, Walters's lawn chair rose rapidly to a height of about 16,000 feet (4,900 m) and was spotted from two commercial airliners.
three balloons?
DO IT
PLEASE DO IT OP
He doesn't want the string to go to space he wants it to drag across the ground and get everywhere
Only like 3/4 of the string needs to actually be lifted by the balloon
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And I don't know why he needed a forged requistion, as long as you can get the balloons, go to a welding supply house and tell them you are going to weld aluminum, if they even ask, I doubt they care
A FEW BALLOONS TO MAKE HISTORY
I think you may have it backwards. As lifting all that string together is probably easier than dragging it for miles.
What if it's windy?
If this get sceencapped put me in it.
Given OP is in San Francisco wind is very abundant, true. But so are hills and ocean.
guys, guys, listen..
guys,
what if you..
listen guys..
tied 20,000 or so balloons to your house and it flew you..
listen guys..
flew your house to a waterfall somewhere in south america?
The string will just fall in a big clump when the balloons pop if the entire string is lifted off the ground
I was thinking like this
Can I bring a fat little scout to fuck??
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yes. it makes for a zestier story to tell around a campfire.
Take it to a local park, tie it to a tree or bench, and let it go.
u guys are boat fucking wrong bc IT would wrock like this
Nice job there, buddy :)
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ok :d sir
As much as i know it probably won't, i really fucking want this to happen
so Sup Forums , 4 ballon?