What do i say Sup Forums im a beta

What do i say Sup Forums im a beta

Hi. I have a dick. Lets fuck.

>im a beta

Then it doesn't matter. it's over before it started.

This is my first match cmon

She swiped because i look ok maybe idk tell me what to say faggot

Say: Hey cutie :)

i pay you 10 bucks to suck my dick

What now you madman?

"I wanna piss on your face and shit down your throat, you turboslut."

That would be lying

Charge your phone, say something nice. Also, show her profile so we have an idea of what she likes.

You like kinky sex? ;)

do it OP. women like to be degraded by dominant men

DO YOU LIKE WATER?

her response

THEN YOU WILL LIKE 70% OF ME!

Seriously tho. You're never gonna get anywhere with people telling you what to say next... Stop overthinking it, be yourself and say whatever comes natural. GL OP!

If you're a guitarist, say something like "let me show you my fingering technique and make your scream like a pinch harmonic"

She responded to cutie. She's a whore looking for cock. Treat her like one. Penetrate. Charge. Push. Dominate. Fuck that bitch like you hate her. Ask her what color lipstick your dick will be wearing tonight.

> 11am
Ask her to coffee, idiot.

Just say something innocuous. Like "How's your night going?" or some shit like that. You're both on Tinder on a Friday night, so who fucking cares.

You ask her why the hell she has a tinder account because that's my girlfriend. I'm not even joking. Fuck this shit I'm calling her. Move on to the next one assclown

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>t. Gayboi

Women do not want to be treated like people. They want to be treated like fuck pigs. Like objects. When you objectify a woman and set a value, it makes them feel good about themselves. They don't want to admit it, but it's true. You will never make a bitch cum singing love songs. You pound that cunt and tell her what a dirty whore she is.

Her profile just says city and snapchat

Im trying my best

Do you really have those ears because I've only fucked animals in the past

Good luck!

Dubs and you tell her to fuck off

But i want to sex her

>t.

She likes coffee, ask her to join you.

I hate you op because you are a faggot but invite her to come have some coffee

True for most but only in bed. They like the romantic sappy attention outside the bedroom and like to be dominated and ravaged during sex.

Dude stop talking to my girlfriend. I'm actually surprised she's still messaging you seeing how much of a beta you are being.

Coffees the best? She's wondering when you're going to man up and offer up a cock.

Tell her right off the bat you have an 8 inch dick. Ask her if she can handle?

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Wanna grab a cup of good ole' joe with me!

I'll kick your ass if you even try. The fact that you're speaking to her means you're local bro. What coffee shop are you at?

Don't leave it at yep you fucking autist. It kills a conversation to leave it at yep, yeah, ok, etc. If you really want to score then lead the conversation and make it comfortable for both of you.
>I teach special needs kids

Tell me what area you think if youre right ill tell you

I want this to be true so bad

Czech'd

16% ?????

Charge your phone!!!!

You dumb bastard!

Jesus please be true good god I'm laughing so hard

>Gf looking for new cawk
>Be mad at potential new cawk instead of sloot gf

We have an issue im not really a beach person is that bad

Kek

Dumbfuck.

You dumb bastard!

Samefag

Bumping for next episode of Maury: special needs edition

>op wants Sup Forums to talk to her
>he talks by himself anyway

You are now

Just say "Yeah!"

Respond with, "I could be with the right company, is that where our first date is going to be?"

You dumb bastard.

No, I'm a sea man.

come on man it's not that hard to talk to a girl, be open to the beach nigga

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Say this, trust me guaranteed pussy

lol were you just watching South Park on Comedy Central

I just got hit that last week. Ask for nudes she's more than willing to send them. Primo pussy

It would help but no it's not bad just suggest an alternative "no not really, but I like hiking(the park, biking, downtown)"

This right here, is a dumb bastard.

Say this she will laugh guaranteed

Filthy cunt

"I have this thing I've been wanting to try that maybe you could help me with."

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Fucking filthy cunt.

u want sum fuk.

Filthy cunt!

You are such a pussy

Filthy cunt

No did they make the same joke? Damn I thought it was original

I just called her on the phone and asked if she had a tinder. She said no. I hung up immediately and I'm installing the app. About to humiliate this bitch then break up with her. OP you're dead. I'm so pissed off at her and I can't believe I found out through a literal beta thread on Sup Forums. I always knew her Snapchat filter selfies were a red flag but now this is personal.

You shouldn't speak that way to a jedi master.

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tsk tsk tsk, why do you have to be such a dumb bastard?

Filthy cunt

the most faggot op i ever see
why do you need Sup Forums?

I'm a nudist :-)

Sorry Master Jedi, but that was pretty pussy

Jesus. This rings of authenticity. I'll be damned. Post pics of gf for proof.

Not his fault. Honestly you should thank him for exposing her my guy. It's her fault for being unfaithful. How about you and OP meet her at the same place same time?

You are already friend zoned. Go talk to your doctor about low T.

I agree. Post pics of gf for proof

You dumb bastard

One gets the pussy one gets the ass. On the beach while sipping coffee

u have a gun?
kill him with a shotgun, 12 gauge #4 buckshot prefered

Beta, this is your fucking chance. When her boyfriend breaks up with her she'll fuck the first thing that moves in her general vicinity to make herself fell better. There is literally no way you can fuck this up. Unless you're a bitch ass nigga. .....nevermind....

Filthy cunt

>implying you're not a beta
An alpha wouldn't give a shit and move on. So move on.

I think i messed up im boring as fuck. Her insta has dogs and pics of a city so !??!

Don't forget the pics or it didn't happen

Forgot pic

dude is this forreal

He's still trying her while knowing I'm dating her. I have feelings for her. I'll gladly meet him at his gay discount Starbucks right now along if he gives me the name. I'm local.

OP set it up to have her go there and I'll meet up and record it for proof. Dickhead.

Mention me in a text to her and watch her go cold. She will get a gross feeling in her stomach as reality hits that she's been caught. My name is Stan. We have been together for 2 years. I bought her car.

If she likes dogs, then ask her if she wants to bone.