Why are new worlders such prudes?

These pictures are from today where uni students fight for glory by competing in drinking beer and who can run the fastest naked. Both women and men participated

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The guy with short hair won, and the woman you see were the first woman to cross the finish line

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Can't wait for muslims to destroy your disgusting society

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Why do so many of them shave? wew

Oh, but we'll be the last white west/north European country, except for Iceland, left with the majority of white people

Why do Europoors have sideways dicks?

>implying this is a good thing
we're a drunken degenerate society

why do they have so big dick

this

lmao i was thinking the same

What's with the micropenises wtf

ITT: We realize that average guy does not look like porn model

Seeing those dicks made me rememever something

>be me
>be twenty one years old
>spend all my life making fun of Americans and their skinless dicks
>see pic of some naked european dudes
>notice that their skin covers all their dick
>mfw mine covers only half of my dick's head
>mfw I remembered that when i was a kid I suffered from recurrent pain when peeing
>mfw ask my mom and dad about it
>mfw they told me that I had to get my dick skin shopped off (although not all of it)

I remember one time when I fucked a slut and she told me my dick looked weird. It was that. I was leaving in a lie this whole time.

t. Mohammed jamal shitskin

If a whore told you that, your dick most be seriously weird

because it reminds them of penis inspection day

It looks normal, nothing wrong with it besides the fact that you can actually see part of the head when flaccid, something that you can't see when you're not circumcised, and circumcisions here in my country are practically non existent, so I understand her confusion.

Banner potential?

I understand. That's not THAT weird tho

kek

>foreskin errywhere

It would be a damn good one

Scandinavia is cold

So? It's cold here as well and my dick is not 5 cms long

>see this thread
>cancel my application to Aarhus VIA college

good job i guess lol

my dick is 7cm when not erect and 17/16 when erect

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>white """"people""""

the human penis shrinks after a good run, what species are you?

Fucking degenerates

Oh so that's what real white people look like. Like freshly fallen snow. Almost able to pass for albinos.

.... I'm white, but not THIS white. I'm genuinely jealous.

I run 3km every day but sundays. Never noticed any shrinking to be honest, but I'm going to check it in a few hours

Do a 8km run in -15C

run harder and longer, you'll see

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pretty amusing desu
i think we had a nude biking event in my city but its not very big

Nice foreskins lol

lel

jews dont advocate for circumcision

Lel

Shit I didn't even notice that I made that typo

can't help notice it's mostly boys. any more pics of girls?

They look like corpses. I've handled many dead bodies and these look like them. Can't unsee.

lost

I hate Europeans so much.

Just get cut, you freaks!

>just cut your dick of la, it's normal

everybody is to self conscious for that

LITTLE

weirdo

Hello Dr. Schlomo goldberg

Kek nice one

Why do Danes look like Orcs? Literally white trash tier degeneracy

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3 planes weren't enough

look who's talking

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huh....so this is the power of white culture

>tfw no tall uncircumcised Scandi bf to bully me for being a puny monoglot

im saddened by all the fat kids.

That's the point. You're literally lower than the trashiest of trash here. At least they have the decency to cover up.

not everyone is ashamed of their body, lardass

I agree with the new worlders. WTF is wrong with you Denmark?

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>white people

jesus christ

only time we are allowed to do anything like this in the US is either at a fag parade or the World Naked Bike Ride. at both you have mostly men and then fat ugly old dudes standing on the side clothed taking pics of you

>Nordic "culture"

>Stop body shaming shitlord!

>those tiny cocks
How can quffar even recover?

Actually fucking disgusting. What is wrong with you?

This is not OK.

make it happen hiromoot

When will Islam exterminate these wh*tey subhumans?

Sharia would do them good I think

LITTLE
WHITE
DICKS

>danes look almost exactly like brits
somehow i always knew this

they are Norwegian

good goym, now you're living ((((((((((((the real life))))))))))))

>aarhus
no, they're danes

Hmm whats the purpose

Why doesn't anyone have chest hair? They look like lanky twinks.

>Euro """""""""""men"""""""""""
>Masculine
Pick only one

>student unions in charge of making decisions
This seems pretty tame for the type of bullshit fraternities and sororities like to do to their members.

Don't euros have county fairs?

but we do. It's just light hair, so it's hard to see

>so it's hard to see
Just as your cocks. How do you even reproduce, osmosis?

Wow, Sup Forums is obsessed with dicks

Projecting much?

>spends entire thread looking at men's cocks and talking about them
>"lol u projecting??"

come out of the closet user

This happens literally every time Sup Forums gets wind of our attitude towards nudity.

>men
>cocks
404 bro. Was just passing by to shitpost but saw the entire thread and it's pathetic

sure thing, gay boy

In the US this behavior is "redneck games" and it's ridiculed.

In Europe it's "culture" and held in high regard.

hmmm

Who said anything about culture, isn't it just students having a laugh?

People in this thread needs to relax a bit more, and don't dick-shame people, that's what advertisors want you to do.

More aerodynamic that way

top bantz

Degenerates.

Fucking normies. Reeee.

All fell for the obvious bait.

I doubt that. I've seen hairy blond men and their hair would be visible in those pics.

they are lanky because they are librul university students, that's not the type of people that get gym memberships

also, it's completely normal to not be a hairy monkey.

What's with the tiny tho?