Pudgey stomach

>pudgey stomach
>big nipples and small saggy tits
>long small butt
>acne
>not pale enough for guys who like pale girls not tan enough for guys who like tan girls
>skinny fat so not fat enough for guys who like chubby girls or fatties but also not skinny enough for guys who like skinny girls
>ugly hair
>ugly eyes
>double chin
why live Sup Forums
everytime I try to talk to my friends about plastic surgery they all pull the "nooooo you don't need it" card, go home and fap to girls who had it, what do Sup Forums

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I have use for you

>what do Sup Forums

tits & timestamp.

im sure you look fine you piece of shit.

TITS OR GTFO.

Tits or GET THE FUCK OUT

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You sound like my dream girl . Want to be friends?

lel

I'm not friends with liars

bitch, you follow them rules

no u

I will prove you wrong if you give me the chance

then gtfo

I'd nut in that mouth

okay fine Sup Forums
if you all fund my breast augmentation I will give you all the tit pics you want
stop pretending to be me
should I start a go fund me

Tits first. Let's go! Chop chop!

Can we actually see your face and judge for ourselves? You could be attractive to someone here, ya fucking faggot.

He has a point

too insecure, literally everytime I see my tits I have a breakdown, once I get it I'll show everyone

I have acne and a double chin, not attractive

you know you'll get an audience of supportive guys here. might as well take advantage of it and be told how many guys here would like to date and fuck you.

>one picture of self
>No timestamp

Nobody is going to just give you money

you just need proper diet and medication, you are beautiful

Fake tiddies hardle ever look right, I'm talking maybe 2% of augmentation look convincing.
The rest of the time it's like you took two water balloons, filled them full of cement, painted them skin color, and then slapped them onto somebody's chest.

Also, how the fuck do you expect unemployed NEETs to pay for your $30,000 surgery?

If thats even you, I assume its not now that I think about it

acne is nothing. it's temporary. i never hold acne against a girl that has a pretty face no matter how pimply she is.

Then don't expect any help. GTFO Bitch

Adhere to these rules before unloading your BS here understood?!!

ugly tits >> fake tits

fine, chose a random part of my face and I'll post a picture, no full face and no body

let me see those tits. how about a semi clothed photo, show some cleavage. if they are really bad you'll get more bad responses than good.

Are you so oblivious? Most guys including me would nut in you even if you were missing your arms and legs

mouth, smiling.

>NEETs

The vast majority on here probably falls into that category, but there are those of us who actually work, and make a good living here as well.

you probably all fapped to plastic tits before and din't know it

I'll see what I can do

how about your fucking face you attention grabbing whore

>why live
There is hope. Marry me, and become my loyal wife. I would honor and cherish you.
That being said,
>Cumming on your face would be like playing the ultimate game of connect the dots.

timestamp your fat gut.

this

show belly button and go to sleep

shill.

Show us your smile

thanks. just show a little bit you're comfortable with and see. i bet you're just being overly self conscious. most here will give you honest rates.

I knew it.
I prefer the saggyness of real ones though.

B8

saged motherfucker

Your best bet is to start to gain some muscle and become physically active yes its fucking hard but if you wanna look more attractive physically you'll do it

wat

like user said.. tits and timestamp or gtfo. jeez.. maybe add stupid to your list of flaws.

its a pic of some bitch youtuber who made this famous acne video, pretty sure it's not her. Regardless doesn't change the topic

Old meme is old.

That said, Do it faggot!

my nuts are wet... weird

nigger you're beautiful

because you're fat and sweat in your crotch too much from sitting constantly.

you haven't even seen her how would you know

trying to upload it rn b

Take a time stamped pic of your nose and mouth OP.

You will remain anonymous. Just like batman.

>who is em ford

IG: mypaleskinblog

lies

Kill yoself

OP can you post a pic of your butt so i can at least fap serous blue balls here

not burger, and just got into bed. well, at least we know why your nuts are wet now tho.

That's not me in the pic. I am even uglier.

Learn to spell faggot

Add asshole to your list

Give me money for nothing but having a vagina. Then I'll post nude pics. # Feminism

how tall are you?

Post a TimeStamped partial face pic or this thread will die

where's the pic bby?

Tits and timestamp or gtfo

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nigger you're beautiful regardless, also timestamp tits or gtfo

>62 posts
>31 posters
>first page thread
>no tits, no timestamp

Where's my money?

Vagina = free money and respect without doing anything

Are you autistic? How do you not know that you have to give me stuff and treat me better because I have a fishy clam between my thighs.

I've been asking myself a lot lately, why live? I have guns, it wouldn't be that bad, you know. But I keep getting this nagging itch, let's see what happens. Let's ride this out to what ever end, may it be natural or not. I want to see how bad everything gets before I go. And besides, some guys, i.e, me aren't looking for aesthetics, but rather a brain. If that is your pic, don't worry, you're at least a 6 or 7 to me. but you still shouldn't care. i'm just space dust like everyone else. Good luck. And have fun.

Work out and eat healthily. Put three months of tedious effort into yourself and stop being a fucking waste of life. Your "friends" you currently have are gonna give up on you real soon if you don't grow the fuck up.

i just deadass what to know if u ugly or not smh

too much talky, too little titty! come on, OP! goddamn stubborn sluts these days...

give it back jamal

post tits you dumb cunt

Odds are that OP is a 5/10 who could be a 6 or 7 if she ate better and exercised.

Women will ALWAYS exaggerate everything and play the victim card as much as possible.

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Maybe develop a personality? I'm sure it's hard to understand for an american, but looks are like really not that important. I mean if you wanna be a whore it might be, but you dont have to look like a pornstar to be loved lol.
Tbh if i meet an avarage looking girl that has a sweet personality she seems more attractive to me than the pretty girl that thinks she is entitled to all kind of shit and i should be honored to have her by my side.
Real beauty comes from the inside.
Now show tits.

I took a pic
but I just cant

for reference it looks kinda like lexxynicelles/syren coves tits, my body does in general

bitch I ain't paying you shit there are far nicer pussy out there than yours. So fuck your feminism you should be paying me to look at your ugly pussy Da Fuk out whore. And REad the fucking rules

If you stop lying to yourself, read more than 2 books a year and take care of your physical well being, all this will change and you'll look back on your current adolescent mindset as being fucking retarded.

live for stuff to experience. Live for art that is made by other people. Try to find a job/interest/hobby that will make u going further. I have an ok life, holywood looks and 9/10 gf but i still wanna kill myself cuz i live in a shit hole. Have a dream to move to USA. I play a lot of video games and that's my main hobby, because the artform itself is amazing for everything you can experience there. I wanna get a job in games at some point, right now i'm an freelance vfx artist. In terms of looks i believe there is always a person for any kind of looks. just keep going user, you'll find someone at some point in life

then gtfo

post or leave, you felt it necessary to specify your gender in your post, now the responsibility is on you to prove it

You guys are retarded. This is obviously not OP.

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>Live for art
oh ffs

let me answer your question with a question:

If men don't want to fuck you or date you, does that ruin your life? Bitch, there is a universe full of other things to do! Jesus!

ayy i lost interest i can't tell if there's someone trolling as op or if she's schizophrenic.

What a dumb whore feminazi

Then just fucking kill yourself

whats wrong with that, everybody has a creative side, its stupid to deny it

that wasn't me...

Tits, then we'll talk.

>t. Expert of Advise

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haha, yeah

Stop with this whiny whimpering bullshit.

The thread is nearly dead. Unfortunately you are still alive though.

Post the fucking pic of your mouth/chin or fuck off.

Just get into yoga, cut out sugar/carbs, wash your face with apple cider vinegar. You'll be fine, most everybody sucks but there are cool people out there, if it doesn't feel right then don't do it.

You have 5 minutes OP.

Well how old are you? Is that your pic? Get yourself to a dermatologist. Get to the gym to tone up and get those good endorphins gojng. You'll fell much better within eerks, even before you really start to look good.

Really, you're a few weeks from a whole new outlook.

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