Poorly explain video games I'll start

Poorly explain video games I'll start

>twin peaks the video game

Hotline Miami

>Stranger things. the game

The game where you jump over things sometimes

no

>pixelated doom mixed with the binding of isaac and electronic music

L.A. Noir

>cloning gone wrong
>grind progress

>The Rock-a-fire Explosion

EVE?

Deadly Premonition

>One of your family members was a cunt
>Fucked over entire town
>Was bored, so killed himself
>Use autistic heroes to reclaim family home
>RNGesus ensues

>Space Ninjas

> 5 of these games
> we all know only 3 of them are worth anything

Deadly Premonition

>Just another day at the job
>Put rock in laser
>Ayy lmao
>Guy in blue suit hires you

>Game spoils the big twist of where everything takes place in the first hour of gameplay.
>Oh, and there's also, like, remembering shit from different timelines.

Mario

Half Life.

Darkest Dungeon ?

>why the fuck are you fighting wolves you moron?
>why can't you just fight the soldiers automatically you dumbass?

Fallout?

> HEALING CEILING 2

nah
>dad spearheaded the cloning project

Halo?No guy buy?

Max Payne

god my replies are all over the place today sorry

>1st person
>narrator
>multiple endings

> wake up from a coma
> girl helps you up
> fight soldiers and robots
> nuke

Hide Kojima's "Everyone is David Bowie"

>choose which of these teenagers you'd like to kill tonight

No.

Stanley Parable?

Dishonored?

Yeah, didn't have anything else on the mind. So let me try again.
>Assassin
>Silver Ballers
>The perfect clone

> paul mccartney sang at the end

Brokeback mountain except one of the guys is an m-16a.

Yes

Actually was mario

Until Dawn

>mind-numbing
>Hitman is what you expected it to be like

Life is strange

Metal Gear seires.

Nope.

>user
>not known
>warground

All you have to say is silver ballers for everyone to guess Hitman

correct!

continuing my game from OP:
>writer

>grandpa
>fighting PMCs and illuminati
>wears a high-tech eyepatch

Yeah, I'm making them a bit too obvious.

>play as dorito
>shoot your face in the fat

>your ship is under attack
>crash into big artificial thing
>aliens and space zombies

PUBG

no
>annoying cockney bitch always wants my money

>Start out as little kid
>Dad gets killed
>Raised by black man into special agent
>terrorist attack
>trains
>black man kills you
>sniper cunt kills black man

chicken little

You're doing it wrong.

>roll
>roll
>roll

>Asian school girl
>Dilapidated buildings
>Spoopy stuff
>Photos

Metal Gear Solid?

Lol yeah

> tanks
> no one knows if you play fair or not
> might as well cheat

>do you wanna go bowling cousin?

tinder thread

>Get letter
>Go to the future
>Get backstory of main (at the time) villain
>Big robot
Glossed over a shit ton of things.
Also:
>Not really in the future

>dark
>you are likely to be eaten

needs more memes

gta v

>train following
>number 6 wanting
>book knowing
>wrong house choosing
Not in that order

GTA IV
ffs roman

Steins;Gate VN

>in a river
>a submergerged shell
>sneaky.pdf
>robots
>vampire
>¿¿¿¿¿
>this story never ends

na-naaaa nananana na-na na na katamari damashiii

Frontier: Elite 2

Hint: think videogame

>#9
>#9

katamari?

Big Smoke Simulator.

Correct

Alan wake

Limbo?

>Morphagentic fields

mgs2

Bioshock Infinite ?

Fatal Frame / Project 0

no
wut
which one?
no memes

>Family with bunch of freaks that lack basic anything
>Find out parent isn't actually parent but kidnapper
>Try to fight against "adopted" siblings
>Win, some guy puts kidnapper in a prison
>Sequel : you kick that guy's ass

Nah.

So far off that you hit some random guy in Asia
That fat slob

>a psychopathic robot wants to kill you
>you are given a gun
>doesn't even shoot bullets
>kill the robot somehow
>accidentally revive it a million years later after cryosleep because sequel

Bingo

Warframe

but they are the dna of the soul, jack

Portal.

>wake up in train with a faggot breathing on your face
>this has nothing to do with science like the first one
>a big adventure
>make the top of a big tower go kaboom

yesss

>race your team to victory just a bit above the ground

Half Life 2

Phantom pain?

>buying gf

>hats
>CRITICAL HIT
>best game ever

*whoooosh*

The GTA series was largely inspired by Elite. It's Elite in a city instead of galaxy.