You now command an army of 10,000 rats

You now command an army of 10,000 rats.

What do you do?

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rob a drug store

sick em on the retarded monkeys

scare people

Use your imagination fellas

take them home to their locall synagogue

It it like the movie Willard?

Give each of them a hug for good luck

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Conquer Europe

Have them flood a restaurant during inspection.

Top fucking kek

command them to gather more rats for the rat army

divide them into divisions and begin clearing ghettos house by house

dead bodies and food in pantries = more food for rats

attempt to single out any with the plague and start up the black plague v2

become the rat lord

I would kill the North Korean leadership

oy vey

Command them to cover my body like armor and run around at night as the man rat protector of trash and semen.

The great pestilence / Holocaust 2.0

>infect as many female rats as possible, pretty sure females are those ones who can host without getting sick, then pass it on to its offspring
>release into streets of Israel
>100% kosher
>millions of dead Jews
>Palestinians can't even take it back or they suffer the same fate
>UN are forced to nuke it off the face of the planet
Could work. Could work.

Can I communicate with the rats as if I was one of their own and vice versa?

Shallome

Have them take care of any roach problems wherever I travel. Fucking hate roaches.

Buy a clown costume and begin entertaining kids.

Become pic related and plot my rat based taking over the world schemes whilst simultaneously planning to take out those damn Turtles by maybe teaming up with Shedder.

Kill Bob Saget

Start a construction company.

Teach them how to love

Kill the president, then kill a whale then kill a cat and bring me all the cheese of a walmart.

this

Become the best exterminator in the world.

oragy anyone

Kek

Topkek

Send them to attack north koria

Red pilled as fuck

FUCK YES

Smear stinky cheese on my speckled pee-pee, and let them lick me to my sweet completion.
>Rats will eat anything.

Have them learn how to systematically disable security of banks and other places where I can steal valuable things.

Watch the office

I NEED CHEESE! FETCH ME CHEESE!

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1. Move to Ethiopia with my rats
2. Send them to eat all the food.
3. Kill and cook engorged rats
4. Open only restaurant with food(engorged rats)
5. Get TV show
6. ????
7. Profit

Assuming I could communicate with them I would teach the rats how to sing (as in hit certain notes), and form the greatest 10,000 piece vocal orchestra of all time.

Be nude, then have an orgy piled on top of me, while I squirm and buried under the pile...

and yes, I'm a furry

Start immediate production of tiny propellers to make them airborne, and wage war on the assholian seagulls constantly waking me up.

what movie was this? i forgot

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Infect with small pox the send to detroit.

Fuck 10000 rats

Make them steal cherry bombs, then I glue the cherry bombs to each rat and give it a pair of matches so I can strategically make them explode.

No Shit

>Have 2.5 tons of rats at my disposal
>Use them as a car

Speak and they listen

>develop rat surfboard
>surf tidal wave of rats everywhere I go
>use money saved on gas to buy pizza for rats

kys dogfucker, or rodentfucker in this case

Make the 10,000 rats mate till 1M release in a place where rats are a uncommon predator destroy the ecosystem rinse and repeat.

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dis nigga gets it

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rip thread

secretly plant food on my sleeping family and let the rats eat them in their sleep. the cops can never trace the murders to me

Sell them for a dollar a pop while they breed. I don't want to upkeep that many rats. I'll get over 10k easy + bonus rodents for how long they take to all sell.

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so are the rats as intelligent as you can instruct them or are they just rst intelligence? I mean, I guess I'd use them to propose to a girl or something and dress them up in dog outfits or something
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It depends if they're anthropomorphized as not

Win

Ride on them down the street to pick up women

I make them check my dubs

Divide and set them against each other while simultaneously helping and hindering each side invariably