So I always thought this was something funny but I never shared it with anyone cause masturbation is kinda personal...

So I always thought this was something funny but I never shared it with anyone cause masturbation is kinda personal. Anyway I'm female, just a heads up so the rest of this makes sense.

So I'm about 10 to 12 years old. I can't really remember. And I've recently learned what masturbation is. I knew about sex but I didn't think you could do it yourself! haha So as it goes I basically know that you can get yourself off by simulating sex on yourself. And usually a girl can do this by using toys and such. So this is all I know as preteen me.

Well I want to try this out! Sounds fun and many people are very positive about it (as I've read online). But let me tell you at this point I HAVEN'T WATCHED PORN. So I don't visually know what it looks like, I just know the dictionary definition per say.

So it's a random weeknight and I decide to try this business out. I tell my family I'm going to bed and as quietly as I can get out of my bed in my room and take my pajama bottoms and panties off. Okay I have my bits out, now what? Well as far as I know people seem to like that whole humping during sex thing. Maybe it I hump MY BED POST which was basically a round ball at perfect vagina level. But let me tell you I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. So basically I just stand over my bed post, sit down on it so it's center with my vaginal opening, and kind of shimming back and forth. This does NOTHING. Because 1) I'm not turned on 2) I'm just doing it thinking something magical will happen 3) I'm just basically putting pressure on my vagina but no stimulation to my clit.

Okay so that's not working... I look under my bed and grab a toy someone bought me. A literal toy. Like it was a leather cow from Mexico, but I thought maybe the smooth leather might feel better. So I grab the cow stradle it on my bed and again shimmy back and forth. But same thing. Just kind of not doing much and not stimulating ANYTHING.

So I get up to try and find something else but when I went to get up I tripped on something on the floor and made a big commotion in my room. So I panicked that someone would come in and see me naked and I'd have to explain myself. So I run to bed without hesitation and lay there under the covers naked. I was dead afraid I would get caught but nobody came in thankfully!

Anyway, I didn't masturbate again until I was 21!! Because of that one time and I thought it just didn't do anything for me. But I laugh every time trying to use a leather stuffed cow.

This concludes story time.

send nudes

been there, done that!

Ok

You know the rules,pic or gtfo

This want A trophy?

Nice story

nice story op, butthole pic?

Does this do anything for you?

lol, nice! there are no trivial or intuitive things, only things one already learned

Thanks for the story Amanda

i figured out how to jerk off at the mere age of 8
by spitting on my hand and furiously jacking my dick i only figured out its better when you do it while watching porn until i was like 10

Aye 007

Once i tried to stick a pencil up my butt when i was very young, but just kind of poked my butthole with the eraser then panicked and threw it away, the first thing i successfully got inside me was either a hair brush or a crayola marker...

tits or gtfo

also before i knew how to jerk off i had a little stool that was waist high and very smooth, i think the first time i came i had my penis on the stool and i put my stomach on my dick and planked on the stool, but not stiff. I orgasmed but i didn't ejaculate because i was too young. I remember trying to do this again a lot afterwards but i think i only orgasmed a handful of times that way.

I used to fuck cabbage patch dolls

>So I'm about 10 to 12 years old
wat?

>be me
>be 8
>used to fuss around in bed
>one day I rub my belly on the blanket
>my weiner feel good
>keep doing it till I feel tired
>fast foward 2 years
>10yr old
>still wanting
>one day I came
>thought I was dieing
>fast foward 12 year
>year old 22
>still wanking
>never stop wanking

post info lets talk about it

Tits or gtfo faggot.

>be me
>be ~8
>penis was itchy
>rubbed it
>that one special day when I was rubbing it
>green goop
>never rubbed my penis again

I knew at the time it was suppose to come out white, was so freaked out by the green goop, I have never rubbed my penis since that experience. Just wondering if anyone else had that sort of experience, or knows what happen, from asking medical professionals to Google, I still have not found an exact answer.

I did post info, I posted a story. And I'm talking about it here. What do you have to say?

pics or it didn't happen

I need a time machine, and the ability to check multiple dates for that. I do remember the location.

fap now and see what color it is today

Impotent because of the deep fear it is still green. I legit cannot obtain an erection.

I think I can obtain some viagra, gonna post back on Sup Forums tomorrow if it works.

>Anyway I'm female
Stopped reading right there. You know the rules, bitch.

This is literally the top post of /r/sex right now.
Why are you reposting reddit stories?
The autism is strong in this one.