How do i get my jizz to be whiter? gif related its an old one of me

how do i get my jizz to be whiter? gif related its an old one of me

I would also love to know. Also that is a crazy spray there

don't piss ?

yeah things are messy
what do you mean?

DRINK MORE WATER

are fluids really the issue? kinda figured i drank enough

I mean...fluids ARE the issue here...aren't they?

stop fucking niggers

that shit rubs off

faggot you posting shot shit every day. kys

I told myself I drank enough, but then I started drinking a hefty amount and now my jizz is white as paper

i thought i had enough fluids, it just wasnt white enough

Translation: Post more OP

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you should probably drink more bleach.

What kind of a Neanderthal cums on anything other than tissue, sex toy, inside toilet, or on people?

i dont think a tissue is gonna contain much

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How do I do explosive cums

edging helps

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What is the secret of your massive loads?

I edge, thats pretty much it lol

Well I'm impressed

thanks! I guess

still need an answer though!

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is this one of lifes mysteries?

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okay I tried edging it was quite swell
when I was a lot younger I didn't drink many fluids and my jizz was pretty clear
but for a while now I've been drinking lots more water and I think it got way whiter

also I've never tried this but it seems like it would work

There it is a strong feel of same fagging around.

wanna reply to the posts you think are samefags?

This guy probably edged for several hours while on meth or ecstasy after a week or two of nofap. It's very impressive though

edging is pretty great. I drink a lot of fluids so I should be fine there
tried it, it did nothing for me :(
why do you feel that?

its me, about 30 minutes of edging, i fapped the night before and thanks!

It's not you, these have been around forever

How much whiter do you want it to get? It already seems pretty white in the air
The shirt is a darker color and it's fairly dispersed

still me though, ive been too lazy and out of shape to make new ones
i want it pearly white

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well at least there are a couple good cumshots in here

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To increase your spermrate you'd have to do exersize healthy food and not jack of every day

so the white stuff is sperm? i always thought sperm was only like 3% of ejaculate

mine

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are all these videos of you?

most of them
why?

see these same vids and gifs on Sup Forums and /gif/ a lot. cant help but be skeptical. if it is you, nice cum shots m8

i dont post them on gif anymore, but i do post entirely too much on Sup Forums

and thanks

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These have to be the most powerful cum shots ever recorded. What a cannon!

pour bleach on your balls after yoru shave them so it gets seeped into your testes faster, take one shot glass ful of bleach 45 min before desired ejaculation then jack off with something white such as a moistureizing cream or coconut oil.

Check how much sulfur/phosphorus you are intaking, drink more distilled water that has less minerals, the sulfur from the groundwater in the country makes my jizz fuckin yellow.

Agreed. This guy is a cum monster. Wish he did pro porn. Imagine him blasting those hot chicks

Since I started eating healthy my cum is like milk. Just eat veggies, fruits, and chicken and some white fish.

Is it wrong of me to want to be filled up by that?

hot

adjust the white balance

fuck that looks yummy

God I haven't wanted to suck down a cock this badly in weeks. Keep these cumshots cumming boys.