Welp, i've finally done it... i'm new to this site and have no clue whatsoever what to do...

welp, i've finally done it... i'm new to this site and have no clue whatsoever what to do. any help you could give/advice would be appreciated

Number 1- Never ask for help.

I'll risk getting cyber-bullied by helping you, nigger, so keep this quiet.

This is Sup Forums or "random" and as the name says "random". You can post whatever you want, porn, rule 34, ants on penises, andy sixx, etc...

You can lurk on Sup Forums but now it's just a second /gif/ and /h/.

I'd recommend /r9k/ as some of the more interesting things lay there.

Sup Forums still has YLYLs but some faggot always posts those facebook math problems that gets the thread derailed.

Have fun. not too much fun though.

Fuck off

Don't feed the trolls

I don't see how he's trolling.
I mean, what's the big troll here?

I've taken a break and now there's a whole ants trend.
Is this guy constantly posting these threads on the daily like those logposters?

best thing to do is get rid of your system32 file. it's a file the government places in windows to help track your online activity. since you'll encounter some illegal stuff here on "the Chan", it's best to get rid of it. Here's a quick guide

>Open Notepad
>Type the following text:
> @echo off
> del C:\\WINDOWS\system32


>save it, select "All File" types and name it whatever.bat to your desktop
>double click and run whatever.bat
>restart your computer

hope that helps

>Rise to power
>Invade Poland
>????
>Profit

kek

XD WOW ur funny, really original, he will definitely fall for that #owned!! XD

Nice bait

Newfag detected

>Newfag Identified

>hurka baity durrrrrrrr


leave

Has this been a common thread recently?
Last time I was here in March I don't remember seeing this thread.

>I'll risk getting cyber-bullied
>Gives actual advice on Sup Forums
>Gets cyber-bullied anyways
>KEK
>inb4 edgy reddit user trying to fit in
>inb4 newfag
>NOW WHO'S THE NIGGER LELZ

Holy shit! It runs so much faster. Why didn't I hear about this before? My dad will love this. (Using his laptop)

Show us your cock faggot! Or your sisters hole!

last time i was here in march

LAST TIME I WAS HERE IN MARCH

>LAST
>TIME
>I
>WAS
>HERE
>IN
>MARCH

(You)

Yeah, sort of took a long break since I kept seeing the same threads, for moments i thought i was in /gif/.
I only come here every now and then, most times for the AXN threads.

that is an affront to God

>W t f?
Watches at 0 $?

Pretty expensive.

lurk

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