Would you rather SQUEE or ECKS DEE???

Would you rather SQUEE or ECKS DEE???

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Need men being men

SQUEE

There's many ways to be a man.

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Watch Pet Sematary.

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Damnit, NS.

no virgins allowed

Ill never be a man since I cant even get sex to prove im a man. Oh well, guess I can wait for cybernetics for some permanent draft into military service or just sit around and do nothing.
What a waste, why would everyone choose me to be a waste?

youtube.com/watch?v=YR5USHu6D6U

So that you can learn the bottom of the truth?

Virgins allowed xD

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allowed what?

Bepis.

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What is it? I don't want to get in trouble.

bepis*

not allowed

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am not virgin and i say virgins allowed

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I don't even drink.

i need to feel wanted ):

yo thats a great ass, continue.

I drink coffee

Drop em.

I'm getting mixed messages here.
I want

need dick

Ill never be wanted. In a way I suppose that should be its own reward.

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Me too, black, but often not daily. Theobromine works better for me as a daily study aid.

shut the fuck up snarf
I am katia, I set the rules.

ISIS wants you.

Poor katia.

Two cups black is apart of my daily ritual. Its the only thing I look forward to, how boring is that.

Who put you in charge?

is this better?

manlet

I usually have 2-3 tablespoons cocoa in my breakfast and just as much later sometimes.

The jews.

Yes.

I like.
The jews died when I touched my penis. I guess that means I can stay.

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That's why katia hates you, for killing his masters.

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Well if Katia wants revenge, I'm right here.
He's not the only person in charge of a thread.

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Closest thing I can get to, Me and my boy dominating me

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Hello, im drunk and need to kill the time

ded

I never get tired of being drunk.

Someone say something to me so I can start some kind of stupid retarded rant that no one cares about

You remind me of my Dad.

Not even I will care about, cuz drunk

where you live the alccol is cheap and not good compared to here.

I guess time isn't the only thing you're killing.
I should get drunk.

being drunk by yourself means you're a loser.

That'll do pig, that'll do.

That is why I drink whatever is in the ree-frid-gerator

You should, then send me pics of your butt

It should be mentioned that I'm very convincing when I'm drunk

Is it working yet

I learned something today

Where is fool, I need him here to feel better about myself

What else am I killing ?

Rip what are you drinking

It might be working. I don't want to post my butt here though.
The thread. But I guess not.

Im saving it, im a hero. Call me a savior

2x 24 oz shocktop
4x shots of Daniel's fire
4x corona light (Shit ikr)
x? whatever I can get

So it has been confirmed that I turn into a magical wizard when I'm drunk.

I have a discord and a steam. Pick your poison. Poison being my dick.

I'll hold a parade in your honor.
Steam it is. I really, really don't want to sign in with discord until I smooth things over with someone.

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Once again, I am drunk without cigarettes. Smoking only when you're drunk sucks.

Ew drama, are you srsly gonna limit yourself to one social platform just because of a single individual? Sounds like it's time to cut ties with said individual and expand dong in ur butt idk what i'm doing pls hep

Thats pretty good and cheap, I didnt know corona made light versions so weird since its already a light beer.

give me your steam and discord

I'D RATHER KAY WHY ES.

steamcommunity.com/id/Viddyawarrior/

I have a community ban for sexually exploiting my own penis.

Corona and Corona light are pretty much the same thing minus a few precious calories. Corona 'Extra' has 148 calories, VS light which has 99 Calories.

Check above for steam, below for dong and discord

Videowarrior
#8504

I hate myself

I habitually remove people once I'm sober because I don't remember them

Remind me who you are when I'm not drunk

I hate myself more lol get rekt fucking nerd

Eh not really drama, just me being a pussy. It's not really limiting, I don't know anyone else on discord.
I guess if I want dong I'd better sort this out first.

have $20 Steam card from bf

Should I spend it on Rez Infinite?

You replied to me twice this is against the code of dongs section 115.b which states "No dong shall be un-assed and no ass shall be without donger"

I don't know what I'm doing someone please turn it off

I knew I fucked up. Looks like they blocked me.
Added :)

I sent you a friend request on steam

>tfw kez adds everyone but u

I'll add you. I subscribed to your channel btw.

Matty I think I added you when drunk then removed you while sober

I have issues. Help;.

Like killing and being killed on the battlefield

Stop drinking and talk to a real person about them when you're sober and embarrassed

thats hot post more. nice looking knot

woo im getting famous! i subscribed to you as well

how mean :(

Dammit Matty, how am I supposed to add you when I don't even know your username or what you want me to add you on?