How not to rip the skin?

How not to rip the skin?

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my daddy told me to use someone else's mouth

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That's a good question

By cutting it off :^)

Just ripped my asshole skin from taking a massive shit. Again.

kill all gays

T-this!

By using someone else's mouth

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What is this?

Oh, it's not what you think!
Just wanted give that pic a name so that I wouldn't have to spend time looking for it

oh ok

Yeah...

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Answer her

The answer is no.

Why? I think they are cool...
Okay

Only men should have cocks.

Uh, wow, okay, Hitler. It's current year, you know?

know this feel

B-but they are cute!
Everyone should have one

w*men are a cancer on this world
the only form of relationship should be between boys and other boys, boys and men, or men and men
the very idea that a w*man could understand or come close to the sacred bond between a boy dicking someone and a boy being dicked is simply preposterous

Ummm. How about no. Try again sweetie.

Fair enough.

Lewd!

Use someone else's mouth instead of your own hands. I'd be right happy to show you how.

You know what is lewd as well?
This
*smooch*

Why the smooches?

Why not

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Holy fuck what did you eat?

Might want to take some laxatives or somthing

There's literally no reason not to kissu
No cons at all

Murrican freedom i guess

Go vegan and drink coffee

ok thanks