One chance at life

>One chance at life
>Born in modern Britain

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>this pessimism

It's not over yet mate
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Say what you want I'm glad I could come here

>tfw no good weather
>tfw tiny ass houses
>tfw no good paying jobs
>tfw corporate government
>tfw inbred hillbilly women

It could be worse, you could be any other sort of European.

The only good way of doing things in modern Britain is being some sort of chad who dodges all the anti white male persecution whilst getting your fill. The only problem with this is that it is probably not fulfilling in the long term.

SADICK KHAN FUCK YOUR WIFE

Iktf.

Also tfw everyone at least seems to be getting laid but me. At least a gf would take a bit of the sting away.

Also tfw alcohol doesn't help anymore and MDMA is too expensive.

It could have been Sweden or Germany desu

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>One chance at life
>not a filthy Anglo subhuman but rather a superior ARYAN

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>No good weather
Seen today's weather?
>no good jobs
tfw newly graduated, 36k job

Be thankful you're not born in fucking Somalia.

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Nah it's great here, everything is great really, just wish we didn't have such a taste for booze. Literally 50% of natives I know are shit because of booze. Of course I understand why that is now.

I drink copious amounts of Mr Muscle Drain Cleaner every night to wash away the pain.

A lot of the girlfriends seem to be drama though man, and certainly not wife prospects (already gone through several dicks). Still though sure, prob important to get laid at least a bit.

You could have been born in a true shithole like Brazil

It's simple
Just blow up the railroads

Degree/uni m8?

But you get to watch quality enter abment like Dr who

come home, white man

pahaha

>one chance at life
>born in a cucked and occupied Germany

>one chance at life
>born in what is now northern mexico
>I can never have white kids if I stay here

Law
Nottingham Trent

>Seen today's weather?
rain

>One chance at life
>Be born in a good country, but fuck up your life marvelously from the start with poor life choices.

>We will never have another anglo as based as laurence

>Seen today's weather?
yes, all the trampy kids are out playing real loud
>no good jobs
I'm only college educated but even then my dad still makes around 29k for a factory job, which is disheartening as fuck.

what did you do to make 36k?

3 years of isolated neetdom has sent me a bit crackers 2bh m8.

>>We will never have another anglo as based as laurence

he got bacha bazid by the ottamans

Noice. Any tips for landing a job straight after grad? Did you do many internships/placements?

>tfw born and live in the West Midlands

Sunshine in Notting'um

Cause im a Newly Qualified (NQ) Solicitor. Healthcare Law/Public Sector work in Birmingham.

Drive there erry'day ;__;

UKIP/BREXIT or it's over.

Did:
1) Local council - during sixth form
2) Paralegalled - During First Year at uni
3) Sandwich placement - part of course
4) Paralegalled - During summer after Uni
5) Vac Scheme after 4
6) Legal Practice Course (required masters)
7) Current job

It's actually the Somalians who should be thankful because your government ships them in by the boatload and gives them your jobs.

Jesus Christ, Pommy. Man the fuck up. Look at my shit dice.

Just one chance at rife.
Make it the best it can be.
Nip nip, Ching Chang Chong.

Not really.

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Stoke?

Where is that in Cuckada?

it isnt going to get any better on its own

get your bollocks strapped back on and be a man

have some dunkirk spirit you big jessie

Where are you from?

I was never sure how to interpret that scene, I assumed he was just tortured.

Jesus, how do you get through the day?

Top ramen

kek

Why are nips always the best posters?

Coventry?

Notting'um

dammit I love Nigel.
God speed you Brits.

>one chance at life
>born in [the current year]
>not born in 1930
>didn't get to grow up in the Great Depression
>didn't get to spend adulthood in the 1950's boom
>didn't get to die before the year 2000

Stop.

>One chance at life
>Born in modern Romania

I can only laugh at my misfortune.

>one chance at life
>born a woman

Literally the best place to be right now. You guys still have the chance to escape the EU shitstorm, you're not inherently cucked like US, Canada or Australia, you're not poor like slavs, you don't piss on the street like the Chinese and you're not the autistic Japanese workbots. What more could you ask for? It's not perfect, but it's the best the humanity can offer right now.

>one chance at life
>born in the best country in the world
>family circumstances end my carefree childhood too soon
atleast I have done my part in mandatory military service so it's not that bad

I wish I'd get a job tho

you forgot the most important one:
NOT born in an islamic hellhole

TALLINN
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(I'l be there next month.)

>One chance at life
>Born in Switzerland

Kill me

Make the pain go away

yo gimme yo numba hunny

Be grateful that you wasn't born in Russia or even in a worse country. One have to work very hard to move in the UK as a high skilled toilet cleaner.

>Born in America

Only place better would be Japan

God bless America

>one chance at life
>born to wealthy parents, handsome, smart and 10 inch dick
idk sometimes i feel word is just not fair. i could literaly fuck every poltards gf if i wanted to

You (You) lucky bastard. Don't let it go to waste.

>One chance at life
So I take it you don't plan on having kids

kids make us truly immortal

>one chance at life
>born in Luxembourg and take regular vacations to the south of france and Monaco
>socially inept despite being rich as well as gay so can't further white race

being gay is a choice tho and you chose to be a filthy fag

>woman
Considering you browse pol you probably already think like a guy.

post tummy :3

>one chance at life
>at least born into 90's Sweden rather than future Sweden

>not bedding a high-class woman for the sole purpose of spreading your genes
Cowardly as fuck.

>One shot at life
>Be first generation immigrant
>Literally trigger people by being alive

But Ulle

the future Sweden is NOW

FUCK OFF NOGGINUM

At least we have top bantz

I tried women, but they're universally shit everywhere

Besides, I don't need no broad who steals my money and children after a few years of marriage

Right on.

Not really.

If we vote in, we're admitting that - as a majority - we are a country of weak people, capable of being scared into surrendering our democratic rights, our dignity and our sovreignty to an unelected foreign power. We know that we are having laws proposed by a council without our democratic authority, that the collective will of the rest of Europe is being forced upon us, that they as a group may steal our resources and shame our people, and we consent to it because we're afraid. That in the eyes of the British people, a small amount of economic benefit is worth more than the collective struggle and sacrifice of the thousands who came before us. That the blood spilled carving out this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England was all for naught. That those who strived to make the world a better place, and to make Britain a strong country, an independent country, a country to lead the world were wrong, and that her destiny was servitude. That those who value courage are in the minority, and those that would rather be safe than glorious are the majority.

Those who would rather have safety than glory deserve neither.

I planned on joining the RAF after university, but if we vote in I simply can't bring myself to do it. I would not be fighting for Britain, I would be putting my life on the line for a weak people and a rotten shell of a country. For an undemocratic, sinister, overreaching union that snuffed out the ancient flame of Europe. I'd genuinely be lost in the world. My identity as a British citizen is a large part of myself, and a point of personal pride. If we do consign ourselves to being a servile, pathetic federal state then I can identify no more with this new "Britain" than I can with Venezuala.

show your tits!

You immigrants terrify me

I literally can't cross the street fast enough

>Not finding yourself a nice girlfriend and building a life in the country somewhere

0/10 apply yourself.

>One chance at life
>Born in decadent seaside resort town in modern EU state Britain

here's you're repl'y.

now post a pic of your body, neck down.

Please escape Swedbro, get away while you still can.

>one chance at life
>born with aspergers

>one chance at life
>circumcised at birth

I have had a relatively similar experience, due mostly to a fairly traumatic/redpilling event. I am not quite neet though, but close.

I'm guessing I'm not the kind of immigrant you're thinking of

>some of the most expensive house prices in the UK
>lowest wages in UK

yeah...great

gone are the days where just going to work and contributing to society put you in the position to afford your own home

Why are wages here so abysmal compared to US/Can/Aus? It fucking sucks.

>One Chance at life
>Live in affluent American suburb
>Everyone is nice and we leave doors unlocked
>Nice cars everywhere
>Beautiful summers
>Any food I would like
>comfy.jpg

why don't you just leave?

Probably because they can get cheap labour from other countries

Evesham. Shitty market town with gypsies, polacks and dole scum.