Be me

>be me
>19
>I smoke a lot of weed
>fresh out of school
>old high school crush hits me up to smoke
>asks me if I have a girlfriend
>no
>offers to pay me back for the weed with a blow job
>she usually buys from my best friend, and she's never made the offer to him
>accept
>best blown job of my entire life
>seriously all tongue, no teeth
>take her out to eat afterwards
>pizza, our favourite
>she goes through her purse
>crumpled up bills are all in the bottom
>she had the money to pay for the weed, but gave me the glorious succ for it


I honestly want to keep her in my life, any advice?

Get her into crack and put her on the street

keep plying her with weed ig

I want her to myself b

Honestly if she don't want a legit relationship I could definetely do that, but fr man legit feelings for this one

Either talk about it or stay silent keep giving her weed, man

Legit feelings? Because she sucked your dick? Haven't you ever gotten a bj doesn't mean you have to marry her lmao

Faggot trying to emulate

>feel like shit over it
>she has basically been the love of my life for the past 4 years
>her boyfriend is away at basic
>feel even more like shit for cucking the poor bastard
>feel like shit for basically prostituting my dream girl for a 10 dollar gram
>feel like shit fearing she and I will never have a legitimate relationship over this

I don't need drugs to get pussy that was a one time thing.

You won't.
Just enjoy it while it lasts, and be prepared for it to end.

She was basically my best friend throughout High school, and also the only person I really ever liked

Best advice tbh.

I don't either m8, she just kind of offered it as payment, fuck I don't even sell drugs I just smoke Hella

Whatever you can rationalize it with to make yourself feel better go ahead. She wanted the weed so you offered her a 3.5 for a bj. I woner who feels wprse you or that girl.

>as soon as I saw she still had braces, I braced myself for possibly the most frightening experience of my life
>she gets on top of me
>were fully clothed
>starts undressing
>she's riding me
>I'm literally rock hard
>she's smiling
>I take my pants off
>she works her way down from my neck
>sliding her tongue up and down my dick
>she starts deep throating me
>goes back to the licking, and goes for my balls
>jerking me off whilst
>here comes the money shot
>sits there and smiles while my cum drips from her mouth

You just got used, nigger. You basically paid for that blowjob

My guy it was probably 1g, 1.5g, that's about 10-15 dollars worth of weed, and she certainly had the money to pay for it, which is where I'm coming from, I don't think it was just about the weed

I must have really scared you lil bro

Yeah probably, but it was 15 dollars so should I care

your name chris?

Bullshit. She probably knows you like her that way and was short on cash. You really think you're the only person she's done that to?

If you had any balls you would.

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Yup he's butthurt and had to pay for pussy kek

good time last night chris

Yup I'm triggered

I will find you and cut your arms off so you can't fight back and cut your legs off so you can't run, my own fresh juicy fleshlight, i wanna see you bleed and scream..

1. A blowjob is a lot cheaper than weed. If you sold her anything more than a dimebag, you got ripped off. If she only had money for food, she likely wouldnt waste the rest of her $ on weed. Get over yourself.
2. Transactional sexual favors is not a good foundation for a healthy relationship. If you really like her, i would cut this shit out and treat her with more respect than a hooker.

Come fight ceis if you can come out from behind the com puter and confront me but it seems you're just a bitch.

ITT: OP gets used for weed and thinks it's something to brag about

Who are you

kek if i got it right

Note Taken

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Dad?

You fucked up big time now i know your address name number I'm gonna fuck with your life so much it gonna be my new hobby.

If she's sucking dick for weed imagine what she does for heroin or coke

is you name cchris

I am Jakob Pliskin leading member of Bukkake Baby Shower

hello chris

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Hello Austin

Cris Murphy Vinny Gino you will see me soon I know it's you to Harry Potter.

lying nigger

Oml, trying to figure out how you are, don't post about this in the group chat btw

this.

Oi listen here ya foccin kike, I don't have much of a reason to lie, I'm just trying figure things out

You won't and a package will be delivered soon.

Group chat bro, give me a hint

You live on Albany

no one on Sup Forums gets pussy fuck outta here

Dad I know this is you pls stop, me and mom want you to come back home

Nope sorry my guy

>didn't get pussy
>got head

Keep smoking with her you retard.

Just wait it is either way dudes getting rekt later unexpectedly.

If these are your nips pls respond with a kek group chat bro

Got em, it's you isn't it

I as know your address Pokemon go all the way there

Jokes on you I'm homeless

Bait was obvious it was finding out who but now I have to do something and I have nothing to lose. Hope you're fagchat was worth it.

Group chat bro I'll post the entire Andrei Straicu fan fiction if you give me a good hint

I am prepared for death my friend, you shall hear my war cry, prepare your anus for a thrusting beyond imagining

So i don't need to see you to fuck your life wait a week or 2 then you'll start getting some problems.

If you really want to, I don't see how you could make my life worse my guy, I'm already pretty sleazy

I'm gonna hurt and scare the people you care about.

Don't date a chick that blows dude for weed, very unbecoming womanly attributes.

Clever I admit still know walle your attributes and mannerisms subconsciously tell you're gay kek