How can we bring peace to the Middle East?

How can we bring peace to the Middle East?

demilitarize it

shit on them all equally until they decide to work together against us

If Jared Kushner can't do it, no one can

>shadman

REEEEEEE

take all their oil

you guys need to be red pilled, through your ass-holes.

Cheers. :)

Remove American influence

red pill me daddy

not forging wars for oil and not getting involved into governments that have and want nothing to do with you
in short, don't be a interventionist dick

Kill all the muslims

I unironicly like shadman, but am unable to masturbate to his stuff even tho I tick all the boxes.

Convert them all to Christianity and restore the Assyrian Empire

when jesus comes back

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>shadman

lots of boipucci

Destroy Saudi Arabia
Destroy Israel
Destroy Turkey

Should do it.

So, they're taking care of things themselves then.

this
nice going belarus

>restore the Assyrian Empire

Remove Islam.
Seriously, 9/10 hotspots you can name in the world have some conflict relating to Islam. In a world free of Islam even Africa would be relatively peaceful.

lolis

Liberate them from dictatorships, give them democracy and freedom

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>give democracy to people ruled by a dictator
>people vote a new dictator into office because all anyone knows are dictators and all any of the candidates want to be is a dictator

3/10, ridiculous

>cucktianity
>assyan
assyians are worse than k*rds

>Jews declare war on Islam because they oppose Jewish banking systems
>all the conflicts relate to Islam
A simpler way would be to allow Islam to conquer Europe and remove der jude

>build nuclear plants.
>pump more domestic oil.
>use more natural gas.
>use more renewable energy sources.
>pretend that the ME doesn't exist.