Describe a movie plot, badly

Describe a movie plot, badly.

A futuristic cop is assigned to kill genetically engineered humans. He's one of them.

>A futuristic cop is assigned to kill genetically engineered humans. He's one of them.
Demolition man is a pretty good movie.

Some fuckhead midget is tasked with destroying the most powerful item in existence.

Lord of the Rings

Bladerunner? The tacked on he's one of them is universally agreed on as being trite and cliched and stupid by everyone but Ridley Scott.

Correct

>leave home planet
>get fucked over by chad
>chad fucks up school life
>finally dies
>turn beta fag into chad because of chad withdrawl
>beta fag is still a beta fag but with chad's body
>chad is still alive
>stop beta fag chad
>get the girl

An angry avocado, patriot, female spider, Legolas, metal guy and lightning tools fight an alien invasion.

>A retard meets famous people and does a bunch of shit

Gump, Forest Gump

Some whites go down a river and end uo getting fucked in the brain by savages

Correct

Is this the film with Seth Green in?

A nigger ruins hollywood in the fucking 1800s

>punk rock
>witnessed murder
>professor xavier with working legs
>tension
>all my friends are dead

No

Wild Wild West

disgusting ape steals white woman and fucking dies

Conflict

Leslie jones?

fight club?

King Kong

>they are the same person

Fight Club

No

Dude, King Kong.

Grodzrilla...!

green room too easy

Same difference

predestination

Fight club?

King kong?

nope

Lonely Commodus falls for Scar Jo's disembodied voice.

Fight club part 2

The movie is about the picture

A bunch of Stacies and Chads go into the woods and get chopped up.

2 mick moles

a dude gets defenestrated

everyone dies

nope.

Basically, a posh boat sinks. The hero dies. Love is lost. The end.

Hills have eyes

>english fucker
>does some shit
>shit backfires
>betrayal.jpg
>goes to science fuckfaces
>he's ok now
>except not really
>even more betrayal
>spaghetti suicide
>he's actually ok or whatever because doctors and shit
>credits

nope

correct. Had to make it easy, not sure if many people here actually know this movie

Correct.

>people volunteer for study
>woman shot in head by Russian
>people locked in room and forced to figure out how to get out
>everyone dies except nigger who becomes mm ultra assassin
>all done in name of national security

wrong turn

Pixels?

Judge Dredd.

Titanic

Green Room

Avengers

Nope.

nope.

Yus.

Not a movie, it's real life detroit

correct

A nerdy guy builds a jet suit. Kills the bad guys.

Kong skull island

>4 escaped slaves, used only for entertainment purposes must find their way back to their masters,since they got loose. because its the only life they know they stop at nothing to get back
>they realise their individuality and embrace their new independant lives

Megamind

>Nocturnal animal fights a literal alien
>an alien hybrid comes to life
>walking feminism arrives
>alien hybrid kills the alien
>alien kills the alien hybrid

>guy blows up planet with another planet
>girl gets captured
>crusty old guy and other guy go to find girl
>meet up with furry and other guy
>fly to planet
>crusty old guy dies
>ohshit.jpg
>young guy gets pissed
>fights killer
>turns out its dad
>dad dies
>kisses sister
>Fin.

>Christina Hendricks gets fucked by two black midgets
>husband gets mad
>zombie outbreak
>niggers killed
>ice cream at the end

Deliverance

would have said gotg2 if not for kisses sister. Star Wars.

>4 white people
>Drugs
>Incest
>Douchebag drug lord
>Witness protection

Star Wars, episode 4 through to 6.

Django Unchained

>blue aliens that never blink
>weird shit going on
>humans rebel
>humans inferior
>then superior
>wow
>what
>omlette du fromage

jungle fever

is this the film where they use like 1000 year old harriers?

I don't know it but it sounds fucking good

The guy goes about sucking peoples blood.

I don't know what the fuck that means fam, but if it helps, it was animated. I was stoned as fuck watching it tho, might have missed a few bits

Argo-fuckyourself

Zelig

We're the millers

An electrical storm from outer space hits the earth and possesses vehicles to kill mankind.

Avatar?

I'm wrong then. There's some film with aliens and the humans win with Harrier jets but they're like 1000 years in the future in the film.

ye

>kids goto prestigious school
>teacher: yolo
>kid wants to be poofter
>daddy: dont poofter
>boi yolo poofter
>MILITARY SCHOOL 4 U
>boi an hero

A big shark eats swimmers. People get pissed at it. It takes a few of them out first, but it dies in the end.

> some people try to get out of some place

Some insane guy beats himself up and starts isis or something

didn't those blue fucks win in the end tho? regardless, no its not Avatar

Avatar

I was thinking of Battlefield Earth, don't watch it.

Fantastic Planet?

Jaws

A burnt-out cop whose marriage is on the rocks saves everybody from terrorists in a building.

Die Hard

Live Easy

A ex-hitman gets his dog killed. Takes out the entire russian mafia, on his own, for revenge.

Fred, the Movie

>brother dies
>brother dies
>brother dies
>brother dies
>many others die rescuing brother

>Two kids run off into the woods
>Imagination runs wild
>One of them dies
>Terrible CGI

Yus.