Ask an American currently in Mexico anything

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Do you want to go for a drink, gringo?

are mexicans fatter than murricans?

How was connecting with your roots like

Why.

Also don't trust that guy. I read about some girl got her head chopped off and robbed recently because she met some guy online.

Sure depending where you are
The average Mexican is fatter, but there's less obesity balls walking around
Only half of my roots desu
I'm here to visit family. Mexico is perfectly safe lol. I just got done working on a job in Detroit which felt way worse.

Why would I?

because I'm lonely :(

Where are you and why are you from El Paso or LA

Where you are??

Have you ever inserted a mexican jumping bean in your anus?

How many times have you been decapitated or set on fire?

How well do you speak Spanish?

Is the weather nice?

>tfw no one cares when you go from the U.S. to Mexico

Were you deported by accident ? What the fuck are you doing in mexico ?

I'm from North Carolina.
I'm in Cuernavaca currently visiting some cousins, but I spend most of my time in Guerrero where my family lives
My Spanish isn't perfect because my mom is white and my dad wasn't a part of my life growing up
Disagreed
Read above wtf

Do you like Mexican coke or Senzao?

Thoughts on this?

We have access to a lot of Mexican drinks in the US so it's not something new to me. But yeah it is better than US coke.

>Guerrero

holy shit, even I am fucking scared of going there.

wtfffffffffffff

It's not so bad, just really poor outside the cities. My family lives in iguala and some small towns outside iguala. I have some family in Acapulco too.

And I say this as a white person lol

What went wrong?

>Iguala

43 student Journalist confirmed.

are you sure you brought your proper identification grease? I heard that the wall guards will only be accepting grade A bacon fat starting next week

You will die chicano

The size of those ruins are absolutely sci-fi tier. Been to them myself.


To OP:

Is it possible for me to get a good job in Mexico as an international business major with a background in sales? It would take me no time to learn spanish.

>My Spanish isn't perfect because my mom is white

are you fucking kidding me

not op, but yes, you can get something decent, although not really that well paid if you look the pay into a dollar conversion rate, i mean, youll probably get as starter 1.5 monthly and thats already plenty around here, it would be something like 26k pesos little bit more, but once you scalate on the company you're hired at it will rise continously, you're also free to come and build your own enterprise to be honest, at least with something around 50k you can make something and gain a decent income inside major cities on different states of mexico, would reccomend mexico city or puebla, maybe monterrey though im not really sure of the price of the things up there.

What is Durango like?

shit

That tells me nothing.

Don't listen to the guy saying 26k pesos.
A good job may even pay you 35k-50k pesos a month. Mexico is really a country in which you can go as far as you want. Legally of course.
The majority settle at shit paychecks of 25k or less.
shit. It is ugly. there is nothing. Its fucking hot.
The only good thing is that you are closer to Sinaloa and the mountain range, which is fuckin beatiful. Google Puente Durango Mazatlan Valuarte.
You can fit the Eiffel tower under that bridge.

Why are you buying drugs here? Don't buy drugs here.

How was your abortion/hooker?

How much bribery, theft, and violence have u witnessed

DO YOU NEED RESCUING?

>... an American currently in Mexico...

THAT IS A PLEONASM; MEXICO IS COMPRISED BY AMERICA; IT IS LIKE STATING "AN EUROPEAN CURRENTLY IN GERMANY", OR "AN ASIAN CURRENTLY IN JAPAN", OR "AN AFRICAN CURRENTLY IN LIBYA".

How's the crime situation where you're living?

You there to meet your cousins, Pablo?

What the fuck are you doing in Mexico, Tyrone? Mexicans hate blacks.

Ya still got yer head attached dude?

Hola

To clarify, I don't mean this as bait, I mean as if where you're living right now is dangerous or not, if there are gangs etc

>he mentioned Detroit in normal conversation

Absolutely confirmed for bullshit thread

since many bullshit has been going on lately regarding whiteness, how white is your mother (the classical way or the """social construct" bullshit way?)
Also:
how things have bene thus far for ya, lad?

well, if you're white you might get a decent job because SHEEEEEIT DAWG, HERE COMES A WHITEY BOY (i'm not kidding).

Better than brazil probably

do you suck dicks?

Answer

Not bad. Depends where I'm at. I was in Acapulco to see my grandpa earlier and it's obviously worse there than most places.
Well and the rest of my family
I work in construction and travel a ton. Had a job in Detroit recently. Pretty nice cities even if a lot of it is dangerous.
My mom is rural north flordia white. That's pretty white.

See Also city not cities. I was referring to Detroit specifically****

How are the women?

No, it's the same shit, different countries.
Your country's murder rate is smaller because you don't have or have few niggers compared to Brazil and you can send some of your scum to US.