Wake up, see this

Wake up, see this.

WWYD?

give pets

das it mane

Fuck it to get my soul back

Thank it for fighting the breath stealing troll

Call animal control. Pets aren't allowed here.

Kick.

Meow

Stomp that piece of shit. Fuck cats.

Determine that this is also fine too.

Get up, feed it, go back to my lonely, empty bed and cry myself back to sleep.

So, I got shitfaced and brought a cat home. Could have been worse.

fpbp

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ah, memories

CATURDAY, BITCHES

say "miaow", close eyes slowly and start purring.

> such edge

Goddamn that is a fancy-ass cat

it is!

Wow I've never seen cat eyes like that. Also, is earcat yours? He's pettable as fuck