*blocks your path*
*blocks your path*
Benjamin Roberts
Robert Clark
Uhm, sweetie, you picked up the wrong map
Charles Morales
*teleports behind you*
Aaron Gomez
that's a nice empire you have there
Lincoln Green
pay debnts fuckr
Gabriel Walker
*COLLAPSES*
Jason Scott
reperations pls
Adam Thomas
*SHARTS*
Landon Brooks
Wasn't this the Danes in the 1100s? When you guys were having religious wars?
Joshua Harris
Ehh, the Danelaw was long gone by the 1100s
Christian Martin
reperations? debt? you mean....danegeld?
Logan Reed
wut, the remains of the danelaw got absorbed by england in 950-something
by 1100, the viking age had ended
Joshua Edwards
Their court system is however still based on some danelaw practices.
Isaac Murphy
It'd be a shame if I lost i-- fuck
Jace Collins
Get out.
Luis James
Alfred really was the best and that's coming from a Northumbrian
Matthew Cooper
>successful Irish nationalist insurgency takes over 1/3rd of the UK
>entire empire falls apart soon after
really makes you think
Joshua King
*unsheathes daneaxe, folded a 1000 times*
Kayden Parker
WE
Jacob Bell
Watch the Last Kingdom it's alright.
Benjamin Turner
*proceeds to btfo said blockade*
Cooper Long
*beats you on alternative timeline*
psssh... easy
Juan Collins
Sorry for my 1100s British history being rusty
Jacob Taylor
"Stop pretending to be a superpower"
Landon White
Nothing personal kid.