Poorly described vvideo games

poorly described vvideo games

>multi dimensional world
>throwing your enemy far kills them
>last boss is apparently mickey mouse's hand

Smash Bros.

>get kidnapped
>save the virtual world

right

zelda? i love that guy

>Bunch of guys
>killing each other and themselves
>colorful and cartooney
>community more into the game than developpers

i'd suck his dick

Glover! Loved that one. Some levels were quite stupid/strange

>pink skinheads
>american way of solving problems
>cant swim
>biggest challenge is not killing yourself
>likes to sit on oil barrels and next to mines

>fly around space while some woman lacking a corporeal body tells you about her friendship drive
>maybe get abducted by aliens

>slavetrader the game
>how cute
>everyone loves it
>(does not contain niggers)

Worms

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

starfox

>massacre all 1.2 billion of those fuckin ugly reds

does Win10 Cortana now suggest you to save your illegal music on skydrive?

borderlands?

yes

>Finnish teenager
>get drunk
>crash car and die

>"oh this faggot lost his family faggot, go get it"

Real life?

>start as small fish
>eat smaller fish to get bigger
>eat bigger fish
>???
>Profit

I wish, but close

>post apocalyptic earth
>nothing really changed aside from a new dominant race
>bukakke

Skyrim

spore?

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nope, this is an old game

Capitalist society.

Odell Lake.

i guess it was too easy

faggot get out

nope and nope

tf2

fishy the flash game?

tf2.

You want the "Poorly describe a Soft on Demand porn video" thread, two threads over.

>My feet hurt

roblox

close

Far Cry 2

Pokémon?

Saw II: Flesh and Blood

Not a shooter
Next hint
>Suicide bombers

Nope
Next hint
>America Vs. China Vs. Sand niggers

>You are a kid with remote controlled robots
>Your Boss is a flower
>You have to repeat everything to progress
>Can't even reach max level

this one is easy

Feeding Frenzy?

>guy running in woods for goods
>run like he got a giant dildo in his ass
>completely nude

agar.io or whatever it is called?

faggotale?

not even close

liquid war?

ye

C&C zero generals

>fps made by moba creators
>get called a rip off
>even though the fan base is better than the thing this was accused of ripping off

My summer car

overwatch, still vastly prefer TF2, though.

Yeah my nigg, Airforce General bruh here

serious sam

Duck Hunt

paladins?

not that guy but it's a fish game, but it's the same as agar.io. forgot the name but it's really a fish game. i'm sure there's a flash version of it

Midtown Madness 2

Rust

Actually, let me re phrase that last one to make a bit more sense
>even then, the fan base is better than the thing this was accused of ripping off

>Is f2p fps
>in europoor land
>has to do with a bomb that isnt exactly very clean

nope

You're in a whale.
There's some cows sticking out of the whale and a flying jellyfish. You beat the jellyfish to death with your nuts, then shoot your seed at the cow's face so he'll give you the exploding mice you need to get engaged to a fish.

sounds more like paladins

Yep.

I'll just leave this here

I'll try this again. It's really not difficult:

Jump sideways over and over again and land in a heap. Require many pain killers.

It is.

Dirty bomb

The dark soul series?

O RLY?

no

>90% of playerbase only plays one map.
>more toxic than ricin

yes

Leisure Suit Larry

My Summer Car

...

YES nice job

Any CoD game with Nuketown?

Some rainbow 6 game?

yes very nice

nope

>>
yep

NO WAI

yes

>Old game
>Sold as new
>surprising amount of sex mods

also nope

I figured that's a very unknown game, got it on Steam due to nostalgia reasons.

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Zelda OoT

Can't be, in r6 you cannot pick the maps, even then the player base isn't that toxic.

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League of Tyler2g

Are you kids too young for this or what?

Minecraft?

Band of the hawk simulator