Can a foreigner become a town sheriff in USA?

Can a foreigner become a town sheriff in USA?

Not if you're a slav.

Almost anywhere, but I'd assume there must be a couple places with strange laws about being native born. Actually happened in the old west all the time, especially along the railroad.

yeah there really aren't any discriminatory laws anymore about allowing different races on the police force, half the police department in tallahasse florida is polish, do you have some dream of wanting to be a cowboy sheriff in a western town or something?

i do now

Yes, I want to shoot some banditos or indians.

First you have to learn to say injun. You could get in big trouble for shooting indians.

Remote northern California. Siskiyou county, that area. Remote and wild, but still california so they'll have hiring quotas.

''there's a refugee on my land''

Slavs are well integrated into our society.

nobody can even tell the difference

You have to get elected. In urban counties you would have to suck a lot of dicks, in rural counties you would have to shake every resident's hand at church socials and adopt the local accent.

Well yea, look who we got in office

>nobody can even tell the difference
Wew lad. You just confirmed that americans aren't white.

Yes but you must be elected. And Americans in small towns aren't fond of foreigners who haven't integrated

>Yes, I want to shoot some banditos or indians.
well you kinda missed the "great american wild west" era by nearly 100 years

the biggest action the police and sheriffs see west of colorado river is usually involved with shot outs with mexican cartel members, which I guess is kinda like shooting banditos but instead of using the good old six shooter like in the movies you will be given an M4A1, kevlar, and combat boots.

America whites are a collection of Europeans.

Anglos, Nordic, Germans, Slavs, and meds

Can you tell kasich is a Slav? Probably not

Depends on the laws of the particular state.

Typically, states cannot pass laws that discriminate based on alienage (although Congress can). However, there is an exception in that states may pass discriminatory laws that are "vital" to the operation of government - voting laws, laws for holding government office (and sheriff is an elected position, at least here in TX)

>bragging about whiteness
>Meanwhile Sweden is collapsing

We're really pretty mongrel. Typical person will list a number of more or less European countries without having to go back more than a generation or two, maybe throwing in something more exotic along the way.

Sure as hell can tell a difference between slavs and germanic people. Also, FYI: Slaves are not white.

>Sweden

You'd have to immigrate here legally and win an election to be sheriff, which means you'd need to convince them to elect a first generation immigrant. Hope your english is really good and you can fit in well with the community and have law experience.

Sheriff is usually an elected office. It's also not a cushy job depending on which county you're the sheriff in.

>America

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you have a no bongs allowed policy for immigration more or less :(

You can join the US Military.

This is unfortunately true. But assuming you're like an actual bong, we'd be delighted to have you come over and marry one of our women.

easy there Cuckaroo, or I'll post pics of you jacking off to interracial porn.

nah, I live in western florida and we have a fuckton of hungarian, british, german, and russian immigrants

What about the hat? Does one get to wear a cowboy hat?

i tried to find out if i could, how do you go about it?
i already have a qt gf but someone i know is doing that
do you know how they go about it? are they illegals?

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Depends on what you mean by foreigner. I'm in Texas and there are plenty of spics on the ballot all the time (sheriff is an elected position here). Nothing wrong with that as long as they do their job.

Western and Southern states usually wear cowboy hats. Up north I think a lot of sheriffs wear smokey bear hats.

also if you really want to get that good ol western feeling for certain parts of the USA. I would try looking in certain parts of the pic that are encircled in Red. A lot of rural and mining towns in thoughs areas haven't progressed to much and it can feel like you are still living in the 50s or even 1850s if you look in the right places

>do you know how they go about it? are they illegals?
some of them are but it is mainly the hungarians at are illegals if you can believe that
my british friends' parents got green cards and proved they were economically reliable for the community and thus they got citizenship quickly

So you tell me I could live in a Twin Peaks style comfy town? Where do I need to sign?

in midwestern, and southern states it isn't uncommon for sheriffs and law enforcement officers to wear cowboy hats, but I think it more has to do with the dress code of the police department

>here
but once you become a citizen you can just pack and move your stuff to the midwest no problem and pretty cheap

how long ago did they do this, i have been looking into it and getting a greencard in the firstplace sounds really difficult

It's unfathomable to me that there are people who are actually from this country who haven't spent any time in your encircled area. Man, talk about missing out.

Imagine you're in a country where even if you made an Autobahn and a Volkswagen, you still wouldn't be able to get from one end to the other in a day. And then imagine that in between all the vast tracts of nothingness is everything from countless po dunk crossroads towns and shacks in the middle of nowhere to yuge sprawling cities. You can find just about any kind of place you want to live in here. Supporting yourself economically while there? That's a different question.

I don't know how my buddy's parents applied for a green card but it did take them some time, unfortunately thanks to Kennedy's 1965 immigration act we started accepting less europeans. But it shouldn't be as difficult as is sounds because I use to have an indian friend (dot not feathred) who's parents won citizenship in a lottery of some sorts, but I would go down the USA embassy or the office of emmigrations in your country and check out the process. They try to make it more complicated than it seems because they want to discourage a "brain drain effect" in their countries, but if you pay the fee and pass the test then you should by all rights become a citizen and it wouldn't hurt if you have a major skill ( engineer, doctor, lawyer, etc)

I think german government should subsidize me. If I feel like living in the US they should support me in doing so. Denying me that would be very discriminatory.

But then again I'm a white male, so I should probably check my privilege and die.

Then if Trump allows it, I will try to emmigrate to the midwest and become an officer of the law. Or maybe border patrol in the south, you gonna need some extra people for the wall I immagine.

yeah, I use to live near "leadville" colorado and the place looks like it was ripped out of the late 1800s, minus the modern cars and 1950s dinners
they recently cleaned up the town so it doesn't look like an economic shithole anymore
>really want to check it out :(

>Then if Trump allows it, I will try to emmigrate to the midwest and become an officer of the law. Or maybe border patrol in the south, you gonna need some extra people for the wall I immagine.
yeah and lucky for you republicans love spending money on law enforcement so you won't be in lack of funding if you become an officer

I kid you not, they even allow some police departments tanks

In Virginia you get a weird combo of the two, both are the same state but different counties.

i think the lottery is specifically for third world countries its called the 'diversity' lottery afterall, i hear that bongs specifically find it hard to move to the usa without tonnes of cash, thanks for the advice though i may well give that a go, i live in hope that trump would start a program to get the redpilled yuros and bongs to move to america

>white male

good luck to you dude, I don't know how redpilled trump is on compatible cultures, but if he is as smart as Sup Forums says he should start letting more Euro bros in. We could always use more european immigrants not to mention we like you guys compared to the 3rd world fuckers that stay here for a few years and fuck off with our resources or stay here and leach off of us

in virginia our state troopers where drill instructor covers, protip the circular brim is actually made out of fucking WOOD so DI's like to smack you in the nose with them until you bleed

In my town in Colorado, my sheriff was from Australia, and he was married to my catechist teacher.

No.

>Towns don't have sheriffs.
>Counties have sheriffs.

The first guy who came to my mind is actually a Russian sheriff I saw in some some youtube video a while back.

i can definitely see him likening it to some kind of bad trade deal, i mean why would he want unskilled third worlders over educated and culturally similar yuros?

I suspect it would have to be done under the aegis of combating racist policies rather than viewing people as fungible work units. But Trump is full of surprises, so who knows.