What are some of the worst or most obnoxious film openings ever?
Casino Royale takes the cake for me
What are some of the worst or most obnoxious film openings ever?
Zachary Jones
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Wyatt Jenkins
0/10
Austin Cox
Mason Turner
It goes on for way, way too long and doesn't stop with the "DUDE POKER LMAO" schtick
Tyler Smith
Shit taste, user. Chris Cornell made a GOAT Bond opening track.
Isaac Wood
CC is shite outside of Soundgarden
Angel James
At least You Know My Name has lyrics that can be related to Bond, instead of completely random shit from other Bond openings
Liam Martin
Layne Staley > > > > > > CC > > > VEDDER > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cobain
Ryan Young
>doesn't stop with the "DUDE POKER LMAO" schtick
The movie is called Casino Royale and the plot revolves around a poker game.
Robert Edwards
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Kevin Clark
And the poker game makes up one small part of the movie. Basing the whole opening and title around that was stupid
Charles Miller
>"DUDE POKER LMAO"
>Casino Royale
this board is full of asspies
Carter Cox
Drive
Ian Powell
The whole movie revolves around that poker game.
Besides, Quantum had a way shittier opening.
Angel Lewis
>Besides, Quantum had a way shittier opening.
The first few seconds of that is good until they start singing
Ethan Diaz
the intro was the best part. the rest of the movie never reached the same high as the intro
Owen Morgan
It's a motif, you faggot. Poker represents the competition of Mads vs. Bond. Would you prefer the intro summarizing the entire story?
Adrian Morales
honestly I agree with you
actually I wouldn't even have minded it but the fucking shots of bond run through a posterization filter are so goddamn lazy it pushed it from unimpressive to aggressively shit
Nolan Moore
disagree
when watching it in the theater and they held up the convenience store, from the moment the guy was killed by the gunshot through the window and then throughout that entire ensuing chase my heart was beating doubletime, it was what made me love the movie.
Sebastian Cooper
what about the real human bean scene?
Adam Thompson
p.cute
Nathan Thomas
turned it off even before the opening sequence was over and deleted the file immediately
not memeing
Ayden Sanchez
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Owen Carter
Heck no! It actually adds to the film. It is pretty much like the From Russia With Love or You Only Live Twice opening credits. If you want obnoxious Bond openings, see Spectre.
Henry Anderson
don't blame you.
James Clark
Spectre. I was actually laughing in the theater about how shot it was.
Brandon Scott
But that's a good opening user.
Skyfall is my favourite recent one though, Bond movies may be getting progressively worse but their openings are always good.
Tyler Barnes
Now I'm interested in this film
Henry Evans
>Fucking this.
It's the worst Bond intro
Evan Wright
It okay. Not great but not bad.
Xavier Wood
fuck that, my heart was beating all the way up to the bitch slapping and the shower stabbing
Austin Stewart
I thought people liked longshots? what's wrong with it
Zachary Hughes
Plebs. My heart didn't beat once throughout the entire movie.
Levi Jenkins
>film openings ever
Why don't you learn to speak better because that's not the opening. It was him making his kill.
Ian Bennett
This shit. Why the fuck is he standing like that? What does it mean?
Samuel Wilson
Cobain had a shit voice but, made better music than the other 3.
Jace Wright
That's the title sequence, not the opening. The opening was him killing the game.
Logan Brooks
Yeah. I remember as a kid being really annoyed by the opening.
Jack Martinez
Talking about the Sam Smith musical into, the stuff in Mexico or whatever was fine
Brandon Allen
To show he's in charge
Logan Sanders
aw what i liked it
more than quantum
but quantum is the underrated film
Colton Smith
Quantum would be looked upon same way as Licence to Kill.
Eli Walker
the space jam title scene is fucking kino you fucking plebs
fuck you