What the FUCK is going on up there

what the FUCK is going on up there

Abject failure

mnufc is objectively the worst soccer team in the country, too

Minnesota's doing well this season, that being said their season screams of being the first seed who goes home round 1.

Minnesota Wild*

>the only good team is in a sport i don't watch

JUST

If we knew we'd try to do something about it.

Vikings have no O-Line

Wild are doing well

Timberwolves have sucked since KG left

Twins have so much wrong I don't know where to begin.

Great logos at least. Twins need a rebrand though

JUST

Only the Wild have a good logo

is there a sports market more historically Just?

at least Cleveland won less then a year ago and appeared in a WS

>Minnesotans will unironically defend themselves by bringing up the Lynx

>the last time the twins were this bad they won the world series the next year
there is always hope right lads?

Think of any JUST sports market you can think of. Buffalo, Atlanta, Houston, Cleveland, San Diego, Cleveland. All except Buffalo and San Diego have won a championship more recently than Minnesota, and Buffalo and San Diego have at least gotten to the finals more recently than any Minnesota team

Oops, that second Cleveland is supposed to be Phoenix

I guess. Just get fucking pitching and a closer

>Vikings

I got tricked into thinking (again) we were Super Bowl contenders, then it all came crashing down. O line is a total cluster fuck right now.

>Timberwolves

Hockey is king here. Nobody gives a shit about the T'Wolves. People kind of cared when KG, Stephon Marbury, and Wally Szerbiak played for them but its been a LOOOOOOOOOONG time since they've been good.

>Wild

I'd love to see a Cup run, but I know better. They'll get cucked by the Blackhawks again in the playoffs.

>Twins

Unwatchable. Games are too fucking long. Going to Target Field a few times per season to just bask in the ballpark atmosphere is fun though.

They're too busy living in the comfiest state in America and rekking pale qt puss to care about sports.

>not watching football

JUST

Not here they won't.

>Vikings
>good

>t___ks

>They're too busy living in the comfiest state in America

HAHA yeah ok buddy whatever you say

Watch Hockey, it's the best one.

>They'll get cucked by the Blackhawks again in the playoffs.
They'll make it to round 2 if they take on LA or Calgary. I think they're in trouble of being the 1st seed upset that always happens if they take on St. Louis or Nashville though. Even if they do, then they have to fight Chicago.

>Games are too fucking long

Bruh baseball games are typically under 3 hours unless its RSox versus Yankees, I'm sorry you're a ten year old and need adderall just to focus on anything

the real problem is the street signs aren't in swahili yet
little mogadishu is not happy about it

This.

It's 25% Somalian at this rate. Not to mention it's full of SJW libtards nowadays

Not an argument.

its almost like theres no country anywhere in the present for bigoted misanthropic paranoid white dudes who want to take society and morals in reverse

Truth stands, get used to it, faggot.

t-wolves are blowing out the bulls if it makes you feel better

white dudes who want to take society and morals in reverse

>morals in reverse
>white dudes
really makes you think

expansion teams are allowed to suck for a bit

>Not to mention it's full of SJW libtards nowadays
So it's like the rest of the civilized world?