How do I become straight?

How do I become straight?

die.

if you are a woman fuck only men
if you are a man fuck only women
and trannies don't count for either

Just heat the metal rod and hammer it straight. Cool in water when desired shape has been met

Suicide it is then.

It's not a choice?

The question in OP I mean. OP never commit suicide that's the worst thing anyone could ever do

stop clicking on trap threads

That's quitters talk.

find jesus

I was thinking more like a medical operation or a pill I could take.

faith is the only way

But I'm not religious.

well then go suck a dick, faggot

But I don't want to be a faggot.

i told you the solution and you rejected it
quit your bitching and go suck a dick

Okay fine I'll try to be religious.

Dude, just accept yourself man. I know that sounds like some hippy bullshit, but if you keep idolising straightness you'll be miserable for the rest of your life.

if you dont wanna be gay then just date the opposite sex for a while m8.

>if you want to be gay
Fixed.

I told my friend I was gay and he called me a "Retarded Faggot".

What the fuck.

Yeah, it's fucked up man.
You just need to find some gay friends. I just made friends with a gay couple who are going to take me out to town to go to some mars bars next weekend.

I've known the guy for a decade now. Since we were 12.

Fags

... Be less gay?

I tried. It was awkward and painful.

Yeah, I have some mates that acted like that towards me when I came out. But like, what can you do man? You can only change how you act and react, you can't change other people

At least I admit it rather than stay in the closet wishing I was straight.

Just except it dawg

I love you either way

Then fuck that stupid faggot piece of shit. "What? You like cock and not vagina? I will judge you for this!" Fucking children.