What was your first job Sup Forums? Any stories from it?

What was your first job Sup Forums? Any stories from it?

Mine was being an insider at Domino's

>pizzas are topped on a makeline with usually 3-4 people
>barely any room to move around
>was 18 at the time and worked with some 16-18 year old girls
>best part of the job was 'accidentally' rubbing against their tight asses when i walked behind to go to freezer and grab more toppings

>was a pretty shit store
>management was awful
>sometimes we'd run out of alfredo sauce for our pastas
>would use garlic parm instead
>if we ran out of garlic parm
>use ranch instead

>sometimes our ovens would get backed up because whoever was tending them was too slow or because the boxes weren't tagged yet, so the food had no box to go in
>baked pizzas/food would sit in the open

>some of the kids working there 16-18 would be taken advantage of by mangers
>mangers would ask them to skip their shifts
>since they were young and it being their first job they were complacent with it
>one dude would work off the clock for hours just he liked working, manager was okay with it

>when we make our pizzas they slide over these bars with trays underneath them to catch toppings that have dropped
>we take out these trays and put each individual topping back where it belongs
>then once everything was out, scrape up all the cheese and dump it back to where it belongs
>at the end of the night, the cheese would be filled with some onions, sausage, beef, all kinds of shit
>when someone orders and extravaganza (basically every main topping on the pizza) we'd just pull out the tray, grab a handful and dump it on the pizza and spread it out

Gross sounds like a shithole

>be me
>16
>working at a flea market
>9.50/hour only on weekends
>me and my gf worked this place and was our only income to survive
>bitch ass mom kicked me out of house at 16
>been on my own ever since
>best part about that job was I got a free meal
>sometimes would skip lunch and take the burger home so I could eat there.
>memories.jpeg

still with the gf?

management sounds pretty slick. you sound like a rapist.

> 18, first job
> work at urban outfitters for the sweet sweet discount
> manager says "you aren't on the payroll yet, it'll be a week"
> naively think this is ok
> work only closing shifts during the week
> still in high school so I have to go to school at 7:30 am, wouldn't get home until 2 am but they made us clock out at 10 no matter what
> never slept
> two months later and I still haven't been paid
> stop going to work, block the store number
> manager calls and asks if I was coming back in
> "absolutely not"
> checks show up 3 days later

Worked for an ex friend's mom and his boyfriend for 1 day. Had to stock products they wanted to sell (perfumes, make up) in a storage and was incredibly bad at it because of how tired I was and how boring the task was.

WHO THE FUCK WORKS FOR 2 MONTHS WITHOUT ANY PAY

I prefer "opportunist"

that sounds highly illegal. you got paid for the previous 2 months of work right?

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Worked at a candy warehouse. Was carrying heavy 50 pound boxes all day for like 10 hours. Had to quit after one day because my body and arms were messed up. Made me realize how great any job other than heavy manual labor is.

Yes she was my first. She stayed with me and suffered near homelessness and shitty meals running on $5 a day. She could have easily left me and moved in with her mom. Its been 9 years this june. Still going strong

My parents sent me to work to another city for a month building and removing tents for goverment events.
>minimum wage
>40°C every day (about 110°F for imperialfags)
>12 hour day of work
> 1 optional rest day
Carrying the metal structures in that fcking heat was unbearable and was not worth the money

Nice. Here's to 9 more years user.

Thanks buddy. What is your current job?

Am OP

I work at H&M now, much much better

>19, first official job
>working as summer custodian for school
>cleaning and moving shit to strip wax off floors
>get good at stripping, in a group that just strips
>three kids I was in school with and an older Iraq veteran
>boss is a cunt, acts like a cunt every chance she gets
>I'm an edgelord and like gore
>get on rekt threads during breaks
>one day we're stripping in the chemistry lab
>have ISIS song stuck in my head
>I bump a beaker off a lab bench with my broom
>try to grab it before it falls
>I end up just open hand slapping it
>ohshitnigger.jpg
>I'm shouting without realizing it
>ALLAHUACKBAR
>glass shatters loudly
>vet looks at me, loses last bit of hope he didn't know he had
>mfw

>get good at stripping, in a group that just strips

>first job was at nissan dealership
>closed the shop so i would just watch tv for the last 2 hours at work
>use to take trade in cars on joy rides when i got bored

nothing that interesting happened there but i highly recommend working at dealerships since theyre ran by guys that probably barely passed high school

Sounds like a shitty mail system youve got

The wax stripper is actually rough shit. The tard in our group fell into the barrel of it and got bad chemical burns on his legs

kek

I've got more if anyone is interested.

>checked

I want more

Midwest fag.

First job was detasseling. Basically going into a corn field at the crack of dawn and rip out the tassels of cornstalks. This helps with pollenating the crop to make a good harvest.

Shit was pretty boring, but decent pay. I was making 15 an hour at 14 years old, so I wasn't too mad about getting up early. Also running off with a girl a few times to fuck in a nearby field was fun too.

Mine was at KFC. Fuck me if I ever want to work fast food ever again in my life.

>Be me
>2 days in
>Have this supervisor or whatever come at me because some lardass found ketchup under the table
>I'm like "I didn't cleaned it because I didn't saw it"
>Get shit thrown at me nonetheless
>Get more shit thrown because kids doing tantrums is for whatever reason my fault
>I clean shit AFTER the children leave or when they are sit eating
>They make a mess right after
>At that point am sure most of them do it to piss the staff off
>Be 13 days in
>Am reaching boiling point
>Two of the new staff had already got the fuck outta there
>None completed the month
>I'm like "I see where this shit is going, I'm gonna get fired either way"
>Keep doing my shift as usual but plan my grand way out
>On day 17
>Put a kilometric shitton of chicken out of the freezer
>Nobody is arsed enough to realize it or get it back into the freezer
>Leave ketchup under a lot of tables, on purpose
>Put mayonaise in the toilets seats and leave them without toilet paper
>Everything else is pristine clean
>Rush hour comes
>A fucking herd of kids get in with their fucking shit parents
>Nearly all of them get ketchup
>Complaints after complaint
>I'm in the backside doing jackshit, just nowhere to be found
>Already sent my manager my resign letter
>Stupid fuck doesnît like reading more than 20 word together so I know she wouldn't read it
>End my day at half my shift
>Shit's getting hot in there
>Customers yelling and shit
>Some fucker was trapped for half hour because no toilet paper
>No TP on the storage either
>Where might had gone? Had you looked the trash bins?
>Say to the stupid manager I'm leaving
>She literally starts yelling what the fuck am think am doing?
>Tell me me dreadful death
>I tell her how much of a stupid, vapid and obnoxious cunt she is
>Leave without giving a flying fuck

might as well share a story
>first job at 14, working at an amusement park
>too young to do much, labor laws and shit
>restricted to making drinks and serving fucking tourists
>slows down, i am now cleaning the dining areas, watching people

>see this obviously special retarded kid, loud as fuck
>stupid retarded too
>kid starts choking on food, as i watch him do the most disgusting projectile vomit all over some other dude
>people started freaking, the guy got reimbursed and showered at waterpark i assume
>then i had to clean it up.. not the best work experiences

Got a job at BK when I was 16, didn't last long cause I discovered I hate working with fast food. Only "story" I have is I'd give people a shit ton of onions on their burgers because I really like onions on my burgers.
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>be me, taking break from stripping
>I'm a big guy, 6'2 and 220lbs
>strong as fuck
>so of course they make me lift heavy shit
>working with qt3.14 asian girl
>never seen her lift anything heavier than a chair
>move shelf with books still on >flexing for dem hoes
>getting tired from heavy lifting
>go back to stripping
>tard, lets call him Robby, is missing
>shitsfixintohitthefan.mp3
>no one knows where he is, boss yells at me
>I was unofficial tard wrangler
>we just start stripping since we can't find him
>blaring hardbass on speaker for morale boost
>notevenslav.jpg
>out of fucking nowhere hear a short screech
>Robby comes sliding into room off a dead sprint
>he's on a direct course for barrel of stripper
>I can't look away
>he somehow slips a couple feet before barrel
>I know it's not over
>he manages a fucking front flip
>10/10 gold medal in gymnastics tier front flip
>lands feet first into barrel
>we can't even panic because we're so impressed
>he starts yelling in pain
>stripper is eating his skin
>pull him out and take him to ER
>he's not allowed out of eyesight again
>mfw I have to watch him 24/7

First job was working At a machine shop. I was 13 so about 15 years ago. Paid 12 dollar and everyone was cool as fuck. Best summer job ever

>be muthafuckin me
>Robby is home sick today
>vet doesn't want to talk to me after allahu incident
>we're ahead of the cleaning crew so no stripping
>get put in group with grills
>qt3.14s, both of them
>asian girl, 16 and white girl, 17
>flexing every chance I get
>can't verbally flirt so let muscles do the talking
>lifting heavy shit over my head and showing off
>decide to go to the bathroom
>piss up a storm then head back
>decide to try and sneak up, see if they're talking about me
>they're laughing at my autism
>feelsbadman.jpg
>oh well, they're underage anyway
>go behind one shelf to look at gore
>more isis shit shows up
>actually on bestgore this time
>Iraq vet walked in thinking I wasn't there
>forgot volume was on
>SALILSAWARIM.mp3
>full fucking volume
>"GODAMMIT!" and he storms out
>the girls don't understand and I don't explain it
>just try to go back to work
>mfw a veteran thinks I'm a future terrorist

I should add that I had a decent beard and was getting tan from constantly hauling hay

If someone could screenshot my stories into one pic that would be awesome.

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Not trying to critique you but the sides a little chopped and you're missing my first one

>18 years old
>Franchisee owned Subway
>9.75/hr
>2.5 years at one store
>Cycle through 6 different Store Managers and over 40 different crew members
There were few barely notable events that happened. I was promoted after 8 months to Shift Manager. Then to Assistant Manager. And then demoted to Shift Manager. And then promoted again three days before I was fired.

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I worked at a rope factory when I was 17. Easy enough job, pretty uneventful so no real stories, but the boss was kind of a fuck head.

I was always taught that hey, show up to everything 10-15 minutes early or so just to make sure you're on time. He bitched me out for consistently being early, even though I didn't clock in until it was time to begin. His logic was "I tell you to get you here at this time because its when I need you". The fuck does he want me to do, show up at exactly 10:00? he'd have been pissed if it was 10:01 thats for sure.

He also stopped giving me shifts one day and as it turned out, it was because they hired his business partners daughter instead and started giving her my shifts instead.

Later on called me up and asked if I could come in to help out for the day, told him I'd be in after I finished up at the farmers market, he calls me up about 1 pm going "Where the fuck are you you should be here by now", when the farmers market goes til 2, told him as such and he pulls the "Don't lie to me it only goes til noon, I went last year". So whatever, finish up, show up to do the shift, he's like "I'll need to you to come in tomorrow too" and I was like, dude, tomorrow is fathers day I can't do that. His response was "Well then there's no point in you working today anyways then" after not having giving me a shift for over 3 months at that point. What a twat.

You're just fucking with me now. Can anyone that knows what the fuck they're doing takeover? I have three stories, the two this user tried to do and one earlier in the thread where I bitch slapped a beaker

My first job was at a bottle exchange depot when I was 15. Was disgusting on multiple levels.
People would stuff dead mice in the bottles, used tampons etc
I constantly found (?dog?) shit in the bags, sometimes puke (atleast what I think was puke) and just plain bags of garbage.
At end of shift, even with layers of gloves, my hands would smell fucking awful and be pruny from the juices.
People would treat you like shit and occasionally cars would drive by and yell "loosers!" Or just drive by and laugh.

now combined

I fucking hate you. Kys you fucking piece of shit. This is actually pissing me off way more than it should. Fucking nigger.

Not same user but why is he bothering you i dont understand

I'm a little drunk so sorry in advance if this sounds retarded.

>First job as a teen was in a local theater
>had to card kids who tried to get into rated R movies
>if they were underage told them to gtfo or exchange their ticket
>some nigger teens come in and originally have R rated movie tickets
>card them
>can't go in
>they go exchange tickets for pg13 movie
>whatever at least they're not chipping out over being denied it
>later that night I'm walking through a theater doing a check
>nigger teens are in the R movie
>they try and hide as I go by.
>radio manager to niggers positions
>her, another usher and myself all go in to kick the niggers out
>they chimp out and start cussing
>they finally give in after we tell them we'll call the cops if they don't comply
> manager thanks me, feel like a hero. Thought I should get the Medal of Honor for defending my station against the Zulu warriors.

holy shit

what if YOU are robby

Nice dubs. But I wanted my story screenshotted and put into a pic. I have three main posts but user keeps doing a half assed job at getting two of them. Part of the side is cut off and it fucking bugs me. I rarely post and want my shit shared in a greentext thread one day. That doesn't seem like too much to ask for. I'd do it myself but I'm on mobile at the moment.

Here

blurry af

You fucked it up too. Fuck you Sup Forums, you're completely worthless. You can produce peoples personal info and cp but you can't fucking screenshot three posts properly. I'm fucking done with your shit.

I'll probably be back tomorrow...

Here you go, user.

Nah just use the zoom

Installed heat pump/air conditioning units. Damaged people's stuff and fell through a roof. Found new job

I Kek'd long and hard