Which widow is best widow?

Which widow is best widow?

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Well it's on order so that.

Well Ultron one is worst.

they are all 1 person retard

That last bit is 100% on point, 1st and second are probs top tier

5 > 2 > 1 > 4 >>>>>> 3

Captain America 2 widow is objectively the best widow.

Man of Iron 2 also dottie underwood

This one

All of them have her delicious plump jewish bum and tits so they're all great

>mom hair is better than slut hair

Dottie

Preggers widow

1 >> 5 >>>>>>>> 4 >>>>> 2 >>> 3

All of them make my balls ache

now imagine her with that outfit before the breast reduction.

dottie is fine too

she never had one, she kept losing and gaining weight, so they shrunk. Her leaked nudes from like 7 years ago have the same tits as from Under the Skin, only less saggy

All of them. She's PURE

nice joke

an autist on reddit did an investigation and cleared her

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Is it bad for a girl to have a body like that?

...asking for a friend

From last year

BTFO

Best looking: IM2
Best personality/character: Winter Soldier

The only tolerable Widow is a Widow than interacts with Captain America. Surprisingly nice friendship between them and Evans has good chemistry with Scarjo.

Widow and Cap are by far the most enjoyable relationship in the MCU.

It just feels natural, since they have chemistry and are both genuinly good comedic actors in their own right. Also they were both in The Perfect Score when they were like 20, so they've known each other for a while.

And it's nice to see a male/female relationship that's actually platonic and not painfully forced, like Thor & Jane, or Widow & Hulk

Is she a good actress ?

I agree, I'm glad they let them be friends. Even so, if thet decided to hook them up, it would still be one of the few believable romances in the MCU and wouldn't feel forced like the others.

Iron Man 2 >>> Winter Soldier >>>>>> All others combined
Though the one in Winter Soldier is much better as a character than the one in Iron Man 2. The others still suck.

2>4>5>1>3

i agree

Surprised at the hate for 3 in here. It goes 1>3>5>2>4 for me. IM2 and Winter Soldier are the best looks by far for me.

Why does Whedon give her that shitty short hair cut. It's gross.

>painfully forced
>Widow & Hulk

This short hair meme needs to die.

Winter Soldier > Avengers > Civil War > Iron Man 2 > Age of Ulton

Gotta say, I like the middle and last. The hair does it for me.

Why does she look annoyed here?

3 is the best, then youngest down to oldest.

This desu. They were the most enjoyable part of the Winter Soldier.

I fucking hate you so much you fucking retard

>super tight red dress and bra pushing up her tits

you're fucking retarded

Would you let Scarlett Johansson steal your skin?

Winter solider

Iron Man 2 Widow is the only version that's fuckable. ScarJew has aged very poorly.

Watch Under the Skin. Her tits are saggy as fuck.

No. Also show us your friend's body please.

I like her look in IM2 because she looked like a bonafide fuckdoll while I liked her in Winter Soldier because she felt like the kind of horny older sister you would have banged during any given moment if she gave you the go-ahead.

she's missing the comforting sensation of a nice goyim lad worshiping her body

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I don't know but she's a good feetress

I love Jon Favreau checks out her ass the moment it faced him.

After I saw Under the Skin I realized the suit is doing all the work here. She looks like an average soccer mom naked.

They all do, even the women

Captain America: The Winter Soldier Black Widow reminds me of Rachel Starr.

every time

Literally BRAAAAAPPPP: the actress

winter soldier and civil war Widow had the best hair, but overall best goes to IM2 widow since she's younger. image ranked it pretty nicely, actually.

to be fair, she probably didn't workout during Under The Skin like she would in Marvel movies.

no they're not

>pointy elbows
0/10 would not bang

Home Alone 3 Scar Jo is the peak Scar Jo.

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>3 cuts just for that
This is why capeshit is shit

She wasn't in nearly as good shape in that movie as the Capeshit movies.

>Literally BRAAAAAPPPP: the actress
What did he mean by this?

She's evening saying yes.

PAAARRRRRPPPP!!!!!!

she clearly doesn't workout in the capeshit movies. her costume is just very form fitting and flattering

t. /fit/izen

This always makes me laugh.

you need to rewatch it, bro

t. Virgin

That's not saggy...

t. only seen tits in porn

Guys, do yourselves a favor and find gfs with good tits. That shit is the best.

forgot pic, it's my girlfriend. Shit is so cash.

This, really

IM2 Black Widow is god-tier fuckable, but she's easily a better character in Winter Soldier and Civil War. I'm sure a large part of that is the fact that the Russo Brothers actually handle her as a 3-dimensional character, as opposed to "muh stronk womyn quip machine" as done by Joss Whedon.

Also, her chemistry with Chris Evans is off the walls. They probably should remain just friends for the bantz, but if they did hook up, they'd probably be the most believable relationship in the MCU by far.

Age of Ultron Widow was just shit all around, though.

>being this delusional

If that's your hand, you should lose some weight.

Nice tits desu.

>liking low test handfu
Might as well just fuck dudes.

>mewling quim

>I realized the suit is doing all the work here

Clothing / under garments are doing all of the work for most women user, just holding everything together.

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Dang, bros. I wanna make the kind of love with her black people make.

is that the only face she can make?

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To be fair, a leather cat suit does a good job of putting everything where it needs to be.

Just like how the right pair of jeans can make any ass look phat.

That ponytail suits her so much more than anything they actually went with.

she's acting

Coke nose

muh dick

source pls

Second one is best one. Looks like avengers one wins

WTF, I love jewish girls now??!

>Not falling for the white man's kryptonite

Spotted the minority

Best Widow, coming through.

1 and 3 are both top-tier anal queen slut goddess
>you'll never have both ScarJo's licking each other anuses begging for your dick

>not wanting to do to the jewish man what they have been doing to us for 600 years

What is this, the Scarlett Internet Defense Force?

Not really. If you see some of her leaked nudes, you can tell she's got a phenomenal body.

> a phenomenal body.
Are american standards really this low, or is it just Sup Forums?

Niggers like fat white girls, this is not news.