35yo virgin cause of small dick what do. also cant lose weight no mater what ido

35yo virgin cause of small dick what do. also cant lose weight no mater what ido

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Lose weight

lose ur weight
get off the internet
everyones dick is small you don't know it because you don't fuck men
but girls fuck men all the time and they see a constant stream of average unexciting dicks.
maybe a couple times they try to trade up only to find that their new man also has a small to average dick.
girls dont go on Sup Forums or watch cuck porn
your cock size is irrelevant

You must not be trying very hard than you fat lazy fuck.

You look bang on average faggot. It's more to do with that tub on your belly and your shit personality. Saying you can't lose weight no matter what solidifies your lack of mental drive. Get the fuck off /b and do something about it

Had to double take to make sure this wasn't me. Listen up faggot. I look just like this and I've fucked a couple of girls in my life time. It's all about the way you present yourself and the way you make them feel. It has nothing to do with your size. You look average dude.

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You look to have a pretty average sized dick. If you can't lose weight through the usual methods (diet and exercise) then you should consult your doctor to see if there's an underlying medical cause.

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i look exactly like u and have banged at least 45 chicks
same size dick

You're a virgin because you're a fat lazy fuck who doesn't go out, think showing a dick on the internet will solve his social problems.
Enjoy your sad pitiful life ...

do the chicks mind if you have a small penor?

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Stop eating and pump some weights then you flog.

Just post a bunch of selfies on /soc/ in chubby threads and small dick threads until someone offers to meet up and fuck. Then you fuck them. Sounds stupid but there are people out there who are into what you have to offer. You just have to not be picky... coz most of them are dudes.

If you're that worried just go down on her first so she doesnt immediately leave. jesus dude

Stop watching fucking porn.
GO FUCKING OUTSIDE
Simple as that, the world is fullfiled of whores.
No excuses.

no because no chick is going to admit you have a smal dick because u dont and also it makes them sound like al oose bitch

youre fine dude go out and get a hooker

not to be a cunt but loosing weight isn't that difficult, just cut out all of the shit in your life, drink nothing but water, dont eat snacks, if you have the urge just eat rice cakes, go out 2 times a day walking and eat less, if callory intake is smaller than outtake then you should lose weight.

"Can't lose weight no matter what i do"
Stop eating you fat fuck

I'm not OP, I'm just a nigga with a lil dick

This pic looks almost exactly like me. I'm 35 and have banged 23 girls. Weight and dick aren't your problem.

women are truly disgusting

Exactly how hard have you worked at losing weight before giving up?

I wanna find kids and cut your arms her so she can't fight back and cut her legs off so she can't run, my own fresh juicy fleshlight, i wanna see her bleed and scream.

nice, i suck dat bud
>no homo

its not that small
its pretty alright to be honest
just need more confidence
i would fuck that cock and play with your tummy

OP I'm gonna be polite but firm.

>also cant lose weight no mater what ido
this statement is ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT, eat better, stop drinking soda and do exercise of some sort EVERYDAY and stop this victim attitude

Secondly, same thing I tell every billion year old virgin on here, go to a fucking prostitute for fucks sake. I am 38, been single many many years but have fucked about 40 women in my time, but I've had some lulls (I'm a bit socially inept) and have been to brothels 4 times, first time was a bit weird but enjoyed it the other 3

Stop feeling sorry for yourself and get that dick wet OP, prostitutes are paid to fuck regardless of your looks and autism so all you need is money user, and it feels awesome, especially when your ugly af and banging an 18 year old desperate for money, feelsgoodman

I feel you op. At your age its not easy losing weight. It'll take a while but its achievable. Just gotta at least try to cut back on food. Exercise even if it's just a little bit. Nothing will change if you don't aft least try.

Why can't u lose weight? Is the fork permanently stuck to your hand?

>cant lose weight no mater what ido
Have you tried not stuffing your face and exercising?

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>cant lose weight no mater what i do

I actually laughed so hard, kill yourself you pathetic fucking cunt, lie facedown in a KFC bucket and cry till you drown

Smoke weed and wont eat

how to lose weight


>eat less (doesn't mean stop eating)

>use more energy (running is the best way I think)

> cant lose weight no matter what i do

ho god, being this autistic. you can lose some, it's just seems you do nothing for it.

Get a ketogenic diet and exercise the fucking fat off.

Get a hooker to lose your V-card and stop being a pussy about it.

Your dick is fine.

as a fat guy with a small dick, you're a bitch made nigga op

unless your dick is literally the size of your pinky, no girl will even give a fuck unless they're loosey goosey

also you can change being fat by simply not eating like a retard, and if you can't do that then learn confidence

fat dudes that complain about not being able to get girls are fucked, you would be surprised at how many people these days really don't give a fuck

you can't get women because you don't know how they think. some women even think big dicks look scary or unattractive. if you're average you're generally safe as long as she's not a major slut that craves huge cocks. invest less in food and use the left over money to buy a gym membership or something. maybe even a personal trainer. as a BI dude, I'll say your cock is pretty decent. I'd suck it if you were not obese relative to a blue whale.

>women lie and all of them want big dicks

no. if that were true, there would be a lot of guys with bigger dicks around today. Asians have small dicks because their women preferred the average size in that country for thousands of years. as a BI dude, I can say that dicks are like tits. it's nice as long as its there at all and if it's not deformed

It's not that you can't lose wieght, it's just that you lack the motivation to do so. It's a vicious circle you have to break from. Feel bad about self > no motivation to improve becase depressed > feel bad about self. Believe me, there are guys out there with smaller peckers getting laid. The problem is not your average dick, mate, it's you. I know how hard it can be to get out of a diffuclt spot but the only way to do it is by setting your foot down and fucking doing something, instead of lamenting your 4.5-inch dick on Sup Forums. Just cut the junk food and start exercising. You can do that at home if you don't feel like hitting the gym.

channel your misery into exercise, do it an hour every day, keep track of what you're eating, set goals, if you want to eat more that day then do extra exercise.