>tomorrow first day of work
any tips Sup Forumstards?
Tomorrow first day of work
Nathan Reed
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Aiden Nelson
Don't go.
Gabriel Young
Why bother?
Carter Evans
Jerk off in the toilet stalls as soon as you can and cum on the walls to establish dominance. Wipe your cum on the toilet paper then roll the toilet paper back up the roll so the next person wipes themselves with your cumrag. Try and get a hidden camera in the woman's shitters asap.
Jose Sullivan
Like bags of sand.
Andrew Walker
What kind of work, pray?
Dominic Martin
Try not to fuck it up, dumbass.
Leo Jenkins
fucking waiter bro
Austin Johnson
Look good, calm, be polite. Try really hard at all times not to fuck up people's orders. Be really patient with people. The general public are fucktards.
Zachary Anderson
Get a better job
Kayden Hughes
Ill just stay there and i will only clean up tables of dirty stuff, for 5 hours daily
its only part time bro
William Powell
Do you start a new job or were you on holidays?
Joseph Fisher
Wear your birthday suit
Nolan Turner
No matter how much you want to, do not drop the food on the assholes customers. Apparently hot soup can be considered a weapon
Kevin Barnes
Oiesssssssssss...
Jaxson Barnes
Fuck I just nut hard to those god tier feet.
Jaxson Phillips
im on holidays man
no, why
shit i was thinking bout that
its the chick from false alarm clip
Luke Robinson
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Xavier Long
Yes, I just started at a new office 6 months ago, and WISH i had this advice.
Establishing yourself socially in the already-set social environment that is your new work should be done asap. Be steadfast and confident with this. Here's a great way that's not too assertive and not meek:
>Lunch break on first day
>Instead of going to eat somewhere local, go to office kitchenette
>if noone there yet, just make a cup of coffee, take your time
>surely enough, someone will walk in and see the 'new employee!'
>for argument sake, lets say it happens to be a nice attractive woman colleague
>"Oh hi! welcome, hows your first day going?" she may say
>Shank that fucking cunt in her ribcage
>Stab her ~39 times, 55 at most
>Take a picture of her bod
>upload it to work computer
>send out office wide email, subject: New Boss In Town
>Email should read something close to:
>"Hi Team! Just wanted to introduce myself. I'm new to the company, and so far everybody has been so accommodating - I know that doesn't come without a good deal of effort. Just wanted to say hi & thank you - i look forward to meeting you all! Please find attached a picture of Jane. Think twice before crossing me. Thanks team.
GL tomorrow!
Josiah Williams
Lol office humor lol so similar to prison haha so funny guys we all work in offices
Chase Long
Do you have source on pic?
Jacob Bennett
Fuck man i dont usually find stuff funny but u cracked me
sike ill kill them all
Aaron Hughes
Joshua Cook
Nah they go for the face, shanks to the eye or $1.50 with the razor
Dylan Lewis
get drunk as shit and black out. wakeup and go to work hungover. you'll fit right in with your shitty career choice.