I'll just leave this here

I'll just leave this here

stale pasta

HE GOT THAT CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

pls send noodles

okay pals ill dump my pockets

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The fuck?

Never beat off to a noodle before, but I wanna smash that spaghetti brown eye.

What site do you use to do this?

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9gag mostly

ostagram.ru but its a bit of a hassle because they try to moderate away the porn so you gotta grab your images fast when the queue pops on them

so savor the spaghetti is what im sayin

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okay i gotta ask, what software do you use ofr these
i took to google but didnt get any useful results

see

Oh shit. We have way too much time on our hands.go on...

I did it

holy shit is this what Neuro Networks are doing these days?

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aww sorry dude i almost stole your thunder

we are taking this thing over rn tho

You did it OP, you actually god damn made me horny for spaghetti

I'll just leave this here:

aww shit

getcha palms sweaty its about to go down

everybody in the place grab your fuckin dick

and butter your motha fuckin rolls

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Lady Black Heart??

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Are you the one who made the thread on /d/?

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Run this pic through it please

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By god george ive found a new fetish

SAUCE?!

see

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no SAUCE like literal SAUCE

all this PASTA and no SAUCE

be the change you want to see in the world my friend

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Software?
Bitch, I hand cut my spagghentai

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Fuck off! I'm not gonna fap to pasta porn...

for serious? fucking spaghetti art? what the fuck, I'm actually done with this website. fuck all of you

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there IS no sauce, all these noodle doodles are dry

Aww... you can barely see any of it. Could I be a pest and ask for one more image?

this is now a #REKT thread

Just do it yourself you disgusting furry fuck.

dude
fucking learn something for yourself
god damn millenials

I got a hearty kek out of making this

You both seem mad. Here, have some seasoning for your pasta.

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>those balls tho

Here you go

Hey now. That's not the way our good lord and saviour Spagesus would want us to behave.
Spagghentai is for all of us, pure and polluted alike.

you could do it with a lower filter scale (basically smaller spaghetti) but it might be unintelligible due to the amount of negative space

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Yum. thank you user.

Oh... that's a shame then.

there are filters that would work well for really fine lineart like that i just don't think spaghetti is one of them

as you can see it was fine for your furry macroscat

So basically the sort of pictures it works for are the ones that don't have a lot of lines?

>macroscat
Kek. They call it hyperscat but I guess that term is more suitable for this.

why the fuck those laurel leaves are still dry? once the sauce is cooked they should be taken out. how come that sauce looks cooked already? the fuck is wrong with you?

>2017
>not using basil

what the fuck is wrong with (You) user?

less about lines/picture type, and just more about how what you're running through can be replicated using elements of the filter

stuff that's really bright won't look great through pictures that don't have that, stuff that has a broad range of colour might not look great through a filter without (or vice versa) and really blocky stuff often doesn't gel with curves

curves are why i assume a lot of porn goes great with spaghetti

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ah finally

OP you are a giant among men

I'm on a boat cover?

I like it

Sauce?

LOL, well done

that is no basil fucktard. it is a classic bolognese. that is quite long cooked ragout sauce. you do not use basil with it. classice recipe would be with laurel leaves while cooking which are removed afterwards

Hey... uh... may I ask of one last megadump pic before I go?

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praise his noodley appendage!

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Kek

Oh crap, didn't mean to post that image.

page 10 bump

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My favorite food

I've been waiting for like an hour and it won't process. Does it take longer after the first time?

Sup Forums is flooding it rn

also it seems to me like the more "legit" entries you make the higher priority your shit goes whereas getting hit with bans for posting strange porn seems to lower your priority

Christ, you trap-loving faggots ruin everything, don't you?

if we start making regular threads of these, but we never get o/c and it's all just reposts...

would it just be copy-pasta?

like earlier tonight it was as high as 70 minutes for the queue but it went as low as 40ish but when this thread started it got long like it is rn

also the account i keep trying to do porn on is barely budging in queue while the account I'm not doing porn on actually moves

moar like cummie pasta

How do you see where you are in the queue?

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you only get a rough estimate of time, it'll be near the top on both "process an image" and "my collection"

It's been moving between 50 to 60 minutes for the last hour. I'm starting to lose hope.

also it does NOT move in real time and can go backwards

could just be paying users jumping the line who knows

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>all those normies only picking vanilla animu porn pics

its partially because the more extreme the pic, the more likely it is to get banned quickly

its sorta random but I got random catgirl pics through no problem but got nailed on some of my stranger fetish pics

Was it because they were strange or because they were illegal?

definitely strange - but, I saw a fair amount of loli here and there which I didn't save

keep in mind too it's a russian site, so almost anything you could fap to is illegal there

It can't be that nudity isn't allowed, one of the example images is a nude painting. They must just not like the fetish stuff.
Captcha: PLEASE DAVID

precisely this

though then again somebody got the furry hyperscat shit through so who fucking knows

>definitely strange
Tell me your fetish, user.